The Good Wife

Money.

How much money?

Twice what I'm making here.

- And all for the price of your soul. - Not my whole soul,

just little pieces of it.

Anyway, I heard defense attorneys have better sex.

If you like coming from behind.

: Oh, God...

- Okay, no. - Oh, come on, Dana.

- We said no as long as we were coworkers. - Yeah, we...

- we're still coworkers. - Yeah,

for one more week. Not to be too much of a pessimist,

but I don't think you're gonna survive it.

- Oh, really? - Yeah. You're like

a cop with one week left on the job.

They all get shot.

Can't risk the wait.

Cary, I have a boyfriend.

So do I.

Well, my guess is my boyfriend's

- bigger than yours. - Oh.

Okay.

These cases, I can't finish in a week.

- I will them to you. - Oh... great.

No sex and half your file work-- I really feel like I'm losing here.

Yeah, but you have one less body to step over on your way to the top.

Must be your boyfriend.

Checking in on me.

Hello, dear. How are you?

I'm good, Cary. How about you?

I'm good, Matan.

Really? You and Matan?

I just got a call about

an ASA needed at a crime scene for some kind of legal issue.

I was gonna head down, but it turns out

Lockhart & Gardner are the defense attorneys on it.

So lucky you.

What's the legal issue?

No idea.

This sounds like hazing.

It does, doesn't it?

Let me give you the address, dear.

And that's all I do? That's all you do.

Just hit the return key,

and it's on your computer at work.

But why does it never seem so simple?

Because you don't trust technology.

Hey, you guys have all your bags packed and ready, right?

Because Dad's gonna be here any minute.

- Hey, Mom? - Yes?

What do you do when we're at Dad's?

What do I do?

Uh, not much.

I miss you two.

For about an hour.

And then I do some laundry,

I read for work. Why?

Do you ever go out?

- Uh, for dinner? Sometimes. - With friends?

Sometimes.

What friends?

Friends from work. Or clients.

People we know?

No, I don't think you do.

We're just worried about you, Mom.

Honey... I'm fine. Really.

Mom, it's work.

Will Gardner.

Okay, thanks.

I-I'm gonna... just take that in there.

Hang it up.

I was.

Sorry about

calling you at home.

No problem. Everything all right?

Yes. Actually, this is about work.

Oh. Good.

I mean, I'm here.

- Your new hire, the first-year? - Caitlin.

Yes. A call came in about the Jin-Pyn account.

She was the only one here.

She went out on it, but I think she'll need some hand-holding.

Oh, o-okay. Um, what's it about?

No idea. But the son seems to be in some kind of legal trouble.

GRACE (in background): Mom! It's Dad!

I'll be right there.

Do you have the address?

Should have guessed.

What?

Booze cruise.

$50, all the beer you can drink.

Down there.

You did that in college?

I did a lot of things in college.

Only one band.

A seasickness band.

You wear them in pairs.

You're not gonna leave.

You're too good at this.

That's what they say to the cop with only one week left.

Five miles out

someone found the deceased, a Maya Nichols, below deck,

called the police.

Witnesses say she was getting unwanted attention

from two college kids.

We were just about to haul 'em in for a suspect rape exam

when this joker showed up.

You are the authority here?

I am. What seems to be the problem?

The problem is, Mr. Anders is the son of a Dutch courier

at our embassy, and is therefore covered by diplomatic immunity.

- I was not there! I was not! - These are my papers,

and these are the papers of Mr. Anders.

Who's that?

Uh, Jin-Pyn.

Supposedly, he's got diplomatic immunity, too.

Chinese ambassador's on his way.

Per the Viennese Convention on Diplomatic Relations,

Mr. Anders is to be treated...

Yes, I heard you.

- Thought there was some Lockhart/ Gardner connection. - CAITLIN: Yes.

Me. Here.

- I don't think I know you. - You don't.

Caitlin D'Arcy. I'm new as of last week.

Okay. Well, what do you have to offer?

Nothing. I'm just taping everything you do.

Well, uh...

I'm Cary Agos, and... these two youths

are under investigation for rape and murder.

- They have legal immunity. - From prosecution, not investigation.

So unless they want to confess, I'm investigating.

Go ahead, Detective, take them in.

This is illegal.

- Now, who is your boss? - The People of Illinois.

You want their number?

You feeling pretty good about yourself?

Yeah, but how do I look?

- Caitlin, what's going on? - Mrs. Florrick, hello.

He's being accused of rape and murder.

- Have you told him his rights? - I was asked

to stand outside-- they're doing a suspect exam.

Chen, my name is Alicia Florrick.

I'm your parents' lawyer.

It is your right to have me observe the suspect exam.

Do you approve?

I, uh... yeah.

Ma'am, please, step back through.

It is his Sixth Amendment right that I be here.

Chen, did they tell you you had the right to remain silent?

- I didn't do it. - I know.

I need you to only talk to me.

- Do you understand? - I promised Dick

- I wouldn't talk. - Here. Left earring stud.

Blond hair, two inches long.

Mrs. Florrick?

I'm from the Dutch embassy.

- I'm here to see Mr. Anders. - We're getting everything sorted out, sir.

Who's the ASA?

I am. Who are you?

- Judge Winter. - Oh.

- I'm-I'm sorry. I... Your Honor,

I represent Mr. Chen Jin-Pyn.

He is the son of a diplomatic translator,

and therefore is guaranteed...

Yes, and that's why I was yanked out of my house

in the middle of the night. Where is he?

Your Honor, there is strong evidence that these two men raped and killed...

I'm sorry to say that's not relevant.

Given their immunity status, you have no right to hold them.

This is a court order requiring their immediate release.

Your Honor. Cary, you can hold one of them. Taiwan.

Uh, Your Honor,

excuse me, I-I understand we have to release Mr. Dick Anders,

given his status as a Dutch citizen, but Jin-Pyn

is Taiwanese, and Taiwan enjoys

no such diplomatic status. How is that?

The One China rule. The U.S. Government

extends diplomatic relations to China but not Taiwan.

Your Honor, this is a gray area. Not in matters

of diplomatic immunity.

Taiwan is the only nation not accorded such rights.

Your Honor, this isn't the United Nations.

You can't just keep one and let the other go.

Actually, that's exactly what I can do.

I order the release of Mr. Anders but not Mr. Jin-Pyn.

That is unfair, Your Honor.

Good luck, buddy. I'm out of here.

Of course it is. When have you ever known

international politics to be fair.

Well, you really stirred up the hornet's nest.

It was a rape-murder-- I held both suspects

- as long as I could. - So, where are we?

No semen, but we believe it was an attempted rape;

- She resisted; Chen killed her. - Murder weapon?

None found. Blunt head trauma.

What does the client say happened?

Caitlin?

He says they both flirted with the victim,

and then his friend Anders went off with her.

But we can't get to Anders?