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Previously on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...
The chief stew and chef
is the hardest relationship
to work.
I don't know.
Looks like three levels
of party.
I know nothing about Oklahoma.
- Yeah, y'all pass me. - The chicken wings.
Whoo!
- For him to take Danny's side. - And not back me,
- It's actually like. - A personal insult.
- Let's go have a good night. -
- I'll do a vodka soda lime. - Cheers, Bobs.
Yeah, man!
I think my actions
have been underappreciated.
I've given you so many
fáááing second chances,
it's ridiculous.
Every time you go to take
a fáááing piss,
you come and ask me,
seriously.
You're here to work for me.
- Pretty strong. - It's good.
I think my actions
have been underappreciated,
and I want to correct that.
You're being selfish.
I want you to think of Jen.
- I want you to think. - Of Bobby.
- 'Cause they're working. - Their ass off.
Your timing's off.
Your approach is off.
- Just listen to me. - Listen to me.
Listen to me.
What I want you to realize
- is that you're. - The bottom guy.
- You're the bottom. - Of this boat.
Bryan, just back off
of me, man.
I'm sick of it.
- All right? - Done.
- Let's go. - That's it. That's it.
What's up, - Bobby boy?
No more work talk.
No more work talk.
We've started
the beats party right now.
Oh, .
How you doing?
This is a good ass right here.
Oh, yeah.
You're not tall.
That's my height.
Right here.
I've got no heels on.
You'd have to put
your knees on this.
Then you'd be here.
I would love it.
- I just want to be. - All over Julia tonight.
I know she's got a boyfriend,
- but her flirting. - Is definitely saying otherwise.
Sháá.
Sorry I lost my way
last night.
I was trying
to protect Daniel.
- I should have been. - On your side rather than his,
But I'm sorry.
I need you to, like,
have my back more.
- And I feel like. - I've had your back.
Every fáááing
opportunity, Ben.
And you're throwing me
under the bus
in front of a fáááing
junior deckhand.
You can't fáááing
annihilate me
and abuse me like that...
- I wasn't really abusive, - honey.
Hannah's more emotional
than any chief stew
I've ever met.
May we just put this
under the bridge?
I do value Hannah's friendship.
I think she's a great girl.
So just stick with it,
and I will be more supportive.
All right?
.
I was in a fraternity
called SAE,
which is the biggest fraternity
in the nation.
I have a lot of experience
with picking up chicks.
Whoo!
The more I drink,
Ben's looking at lot better.
Oh, man.
Hey, babe.
Did you just say you were
gonna lightsaber Tiff tonight?
- - Oh, boy.
Bryan's wasted tonight.
- Somebody's gonna be. - Making a move.
It's gonna happen; I feel it.
"Ionian Princess."
She's a fáááing whore.
It's time to go to bed.
- Did you really go to bed, - Julia?
It's hot tub time.
Good night, Bobby.
Let's go.
All right, let's go.
- Oh, yeah. - Give it to me.
Yeah, fááá it up.
- Baby. - Fááá, yeah, brother.
Give it to me.
Oh!
What?
- I'm not a frat boy. - Yeah, you are.
- I'm not. - You are.
- He's actually. - Not a bad kisser.
Let's do this again.
No.
Okay.
I feel like you're slurring
your words a little bit.
I'm drunk.
I'll be right back.
There we go.
Bang Tiffany.
- Oh! -
This is why we don't have glass.
What the fááá?
What the fááá?
- I probably would have. - Hooked up with him,
But after that?
No.
Sorry.
Disgusting... I don't want
to hang out with you.
- It was a real fun night. - Yeah.
Were you flirting with him?
With whom?
No.
I was just dancing away.
- I think you're giving him. - The wrong message.
- How am I giving him. - The wrong message when I say...
- Because you're giving him... - "Back up"?
- Yeah, but what am I. - Supposed to do?
Not give him any attention?
- Bobby, he makes me laugh, - and I love that.
But it's all innocent.
I'm having fun.
- We were breaking it down. - Last night,
Ripping up the rug.
- Doing my little spin thingy. - Yep.
Dude, man, I like Julia.
Dude, she's fáááing so cool.
When she cuts out
of her little shell...
Yeah.
God, she's so cute
and funny.
Jules just needs to cut
the cord there.
- The boyfriend? - With the boyfriend.
- I don't remember, - really, what happened.
In the hot tub last night,
but Tiff really wanted me
to hook up.
- There you go. - There you go.
The bonus.
- I was like, - "I'm going to bed."
- I was just like, - "You know what?"
Pfft!
"Tiff, you're kind of boring."
I'm over it.
He says, like, "Let's just"
"fááá," once he has too many.
I'm like, "Meh."
"You're a frat boy."
I was like...
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