The Leftovers

Heaven and Earth will disappear,

but my words remain forever.

But no one knows the date now when the end will be,

not even the angels.

No, nor even God's son.

Only the Father knows.

The world will be at ease... banquets and parties and weddings,

just as it was in Noah's time before the sudden coming of the flood.

People wouldn't believe what was going to happen

until the flood actually arrived and took them all away.

So shall my coming be.

Two men will be working together in the fields

and one will be taken, the other left.

Two women will be going about their household tasks.

One will be taken, the other left.

So be prepared, for you don't know what day your Lord is coming.

Sync by: Aren zo

Morning.

You can talk. It's okay.

You're much better at this than me.

Maybe you should be in charge.

You like Siegfried and Roy, the magic guys in Vegas?

They did tricks with those beautiful tigers.

Every night, a tiger disappears

and the tiger comes back.

They made calendars with those tigers.

They just laid right on top of them like they were carpets.

It's just a matter of time before one of those fuckers bites your face off.

Go, go, go! Let's go, get in.

- Clear out! - Hurry up, come on, go!

Go, go!

Hey, over here. Come ahead.

That's it, keep moving.

Chief.

Yeah, go ahead.

Tough getting up there.

We're over 700 and it's not even lunchtime.

You want us to try and slow the flow?

All are welcome, Dickie.

Copy that.

How you doing, Andy?

Let's go.

- Come on, keep moving. - That's it.

- Go. - Keep it rolling.

Excuse me. Officer, do we need to get wrist bands?

- No, ma'am, not anymore. - Is there somewhere we can park?

Uh, yeah. There's a campground about a half a mile up the road.

Follow me.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Excuse me! in our town, okay?

He's departed. He's not... I don't care who it is, all right?

There's a height ordinance. Nothing above 15 feet.

You gotta take it down.

That dude on the pillar's over 15 feet, man!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

The guy on the pillar was grandfathered in.

- Hey, Chief. - What's going on?

These gentlemen don't seem to wanna deflate their little joke here.

All right, no, no. It is not a joke, okay?

Mr. Gary Busey's coming back from heaven on the 14th.

How is he gonna know where to land?

All right.

Here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna let you keep Gary up there,

but you guys have to be my deputies.

You see anyone or anything that seems remotely dangerous,

call me personally.

Nuts, man. Fucking nuts!

You never underestimate the spirit.

Yeah, man.

- That was smart. - Yeah.

See what happens when you make people feel important?

Should I be writing this down?

Listen, we're already over our number.

We're a few bodies short down at the bridge.

You mind running down there till role call?

- No, not at all. - And we got dinner tonight. 6:00 sharp.

- Don't forget. - 5:30 works a little better for me.

- Well, 6:00 works better for me. - Oh, okay.

6:00 it is. You guys do remember it's my birthday today, right?

- Get to the bridge. - All right, Chief.

The king of Babylon had a dream,

and that dream was terrifying.

So Daniel comes. He cracks his knuckles.

"Okay, tell me what you've got."

"I dreamed," says the king,

"of a great tree stretching all the way to the heavens.

A tree that provides all things to all people,

but then it was cut down, destroyed."

Daniel nods. "Ah."

"You know what it means?" asked the king.

"You are the tree," says Daniel.

"I am?" says the king.

"You are," answers Daniel.

"And you getting cut down isn't the worst part either,

because once you are down, you will lose your mind.

You will go mad, my king.

You will live amongst the wild animals

and eat grass like an ox.

"Forever?" asked the king.

"No," says Daniel.

"Just for seven years."

"Deuteronomy"... every seven years, you must cancel all debts.

"Genesis"... seven years of famine begat.

"Ezekiel"... they shall burn them with fire for seven years.

So, what will happen on October 14th

just a couple of weeks from now?

Probably nothing.

But if something were to happen,

it would happen here in Jarden, Texas, in Miracle.

Because I get a feeling in this place sometimes,

the same feeling I got when my wife awoke from a three-year coma

the day I brought her here.

Mary.

The same feeling I had after being told by countless doctors

that Mary could not bear a child.

But she bore one here.

Noah's a little shy like his dad.

My friends, I've got that feeling again,

so if something does happen on October 14th...

you've all come to the right place.

- Amen to that. Amen to that. - Hallelujah.

Hallelujah!

I see a lot of new faces. Welcome.

If you wanna be baptized here in Miracle,

just come on down tomorrow morning.

We'll be at the spring on the east edge of town,

which the good Lord has seen fit to replenish with water.

You watching porn?

What?

Oh, when people are watching porn, they shut...

Ah, never mind. Forget it.

Okay.

You coming tonight? I told Tommy 6:00 sharp.

Mm-hmm.

- Hey there, Chief. - Hey.

Mm, what are you two talking about?

- Just Tom's party. - Oh. Yeah, can't wait.

I'm sorry about the church. I know we're over capacity.

It's just so many people wanna come.

Yeah, well, then look. Maybe you should, um, stop advertising.

What's that?

The address for the church is right on it.

No one loves handing out flyers more than you do.

I swear I didn't do this.

You heard what I said in there.

No, I heard what you said in there,

and you said nothing's gonna happen on the 14th

unless everything happens on the 14th.

I can't afford to have this place explode again, all right?

Just tone it down.

Of course. You're right. Will do.

Will do?

If you're asking me to tone it down, Kevin,

I'll tone it down.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Did he see it?

Okay, everybody. Settle down.

Listen, we are two weeks out from the 14th,

and currently our estimates are low.

We are looking now at an influx

of anywhere from 5,000 to 10,000 pilgrims between then and now.

As of now, you're all approved

for permanent OT, effective immediately.

Am I late?

No, you're right on time.

Agent Nora Durst from the DSD

is gonna tell us about procedures moving forward.

So, everybody, listen up.

Thanks, Chief.

Can you guys hear me okay?

- Yeah. - Okay, great.

So, I know we went over this a couple of months ago,

but there's been some confusion.

So, let's talk about the "D" word.

Yes, I get it.

If a guy says his girlfriend vanished into thin air,

there's a good chance she's decomposing in his trunk.

But as frustrating as it is to indulge the bullshit,

there is a process in place that we all must go through.

If a suspect asks for a lawyer, you get a lawyer.

If a suspects says departure, you get me. Cool?

Got ya.

Dismissed, assholes.

Walk you out, Agent Durst?

Absolutely, Chief Garvey. Thank you.

Tommy knows.

Kevin, there's no such thing as a surprise party.

- Then why the hell are we doing it? - Because it's fun to pretend.

Hey, help me out. Between the blades.

Oh, yeah. Ooh, higher.

I'm gonna miss this cast.

Yet you never asked to sign it.

- Bye. - Bye.

Hey, Chief.

A guy just came in and says he needs to talk to you.