The first 200 lines.
That's the place.
Spooky!
- It doesn't look that scary.
So you go first then.
I'm not afraid!
Good. So go inside.
I'm scared.
Definitely scared.
Our mom says it's okay to be scared.
Did you bring the bottles?
Yup!
Our dad had a bad day.
You ready?
Whatever.
Maybe we shouldn't go inside.
Stop being such a baby.
I think maybe we should go.
Then go.
Dude, I'm not going in there.
It's haunted.
Isn't that why we're going in?
Pssh! I'm outta here, man.
Later.
Lyla?
Lyla?
Lyla. Where are you?
Lyla?
Lyla?
Oh my God!
Boo!
You're such a baby, Wesley.
- At least I came in. Gavin ran home.
- Huh. I guess you do get points for that.
Come here. I think I found the spot.
- So, what are we supposed to do with it?
I don't know.
Jimmy said you just kind of chuck it.
You're going first.
Whoa!
No freaking way!
My turn!
I can't believe Gavin is missing this
Fortune flavors the bold.
- What else do you think this house can do?
- I don't know, but we have to find out.
Totally.
Huh?
Ow!
Did you see that?
- I'll never forget it. That was brilliant.
No, I saw something.
Over there.
Probably just a shadow.
- We should go. Could be the neighbors.
Maybe just a TV or something?
Lyla, where are you going?
Lyla?
Just one second.
Huh?
Help! Help, Wesley!
Lyla!
Lyla, I can't get it open!
- Wesley! - Lyla!
Wesley.
Help! Help!
Lyla, I can't get it open!
Lyla!
I can't get it open!
- We could ask him to open the door.
- And then you could play with him.
Lyla, I'm sorry!
Lyla!
Lyla!
Lyla!
Lyla!
Keep going.
- Lyla! - I'm not going back in there!
Hey!
How was the pee funnel?
- Ryan, it's a female urination device.
And I'm never using one again.
At least you tried it.
- Are you sure you don't need to go?
Yeah. All good.
Okay.
- You're not gonna find anything out here.
There's always something.
- Start driving and you'll get a station.
I can't drive without music.
- What were we doing for the last four hours?
We were talking.
So now we're done talking?
- Well keep talking then if you wanna keep talking.
- Oh so now I have to do all of the talking.
Ah!
Now we can drive.
Did you see this photo Max posted from Mexico?
Oh, yeah.
You didn't even look.
- I glanced. I saw it earlier on my phone.
- Okay, so which is it, you glanced or you saw it earlier?
Both.
You're always on your phone.
You know how people say that...
when you die, your life flashes before your eyes, right?
Yeah.
It's like a big previously on before the final episode.
Yeah, so, if that's true,
then at any point you could stop and wave
at your future dying self, right?
Leave a little message.
And say what?
"Hey, you did good, Ryan.
I know you're dying right now.
That must suck. That's really tough.
But, Ryan, you did good."
Yeah, or like,
"I hope you got your shit together."
Jules, look out!
Jesus!
Get the hell out of the road, kid!
- Come on. It's not like it's his fault.
Hey, you all right, kid?
Wesley, let's go!
Well, kids are a sign of a nice neighborhood,
you know, property values and stuff.
No, they're a bad omen,
like a black cat crossing your path.
You can't say that.
- Kids are like oranges in a mob movie.
That's not a thing.
Ugh.
I feel like we just opened an umbrella indoors,
or walked under a tunnel of ladders.
Kids aren't bad luck.
- Well, they're not exactly rabbits feet either.
- Okay, so that's 16. Evens are on this side.
That's 17.
19.
21.
23! Here we are.
All roads lead to home.
- Well, it's not exactly what I'd expected.
Come on. Get up.
And remember, it's what's on the inside that counts.
- Ryan, we don't even have the keys yet.
I don't think it's locked.
Besides, bank already took our money. I'm moving in early.
Fine. Whatever.
Guess I'm the adult today.
Ryan?
Ryan?
Everything okay in there?
Ryan?
Jesus!
Oh, that was beautiful!
I hope you don't mind.
I recorded some of it to post to Instagram.
Uh, can we help you?
I'm Alice.
The realtor.
Oh! Alice from the website.
I am so sorry. I'm Ryan. Nice to finally meet you.
This is my fiancé, Jules.
- Oh, it is so fantastic to meet you both.
It's so good to put your faces to our emails.
Oh, and let me be the first to say welcome home.
So everything with the bank went through. Yay!
So all that's left are just a few signatures here and there.
Uh-huh.
- I know, it probably looks intimidating,
but if you think about it,
they're just words on paper, right?
What's this review release?
- Oh, that simply gives me permission
to use your review for marketing purposes.
I haven't written a review.
Well, not yet.
But I did take the liberty of putting together
some of your positive statements from your emails.
- Well, I guess I did technically say each of these words.
- Do we really need to sign all of these right now?
I mean, we haven't even seen the rest of the house yet.
- Oh, well you did just sign away your walkthrough.
Yeah.
But we could do something quick.
- Great, great. That'd be wonderful.
- Okay, great. Quick, quick little tour.
But you know what?
First I really need you to sign this one.
Everything else can wait,
but this one makes the house officially yours.
Okay.
Excellent!
It's all yours!
Shall we tour?
So you have already discovered the sitting room,
and over here are the bedrooms.
After you.
So this is the master bedroom.
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