All About Secrets (Mi Guo / 秘果)

"Secrets" by Zheyuan Che & Jianyu Liu

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~ Episode 5 ~

- I'm leaving. - Bye-bye.

Happy birthday.

A wishing card!

If you make a wish, I'll do anything for you.

Wait. You're such a copycat.

Didn't I give this to you in middle school? You didn't put any thought into this.

Do you want it or not? What's with all this nonsense talk?

Not bad, Old Duan. You even prepared a surprise for me.

You're the one who forced me to.

I don't care what you say. I'm going to make a wish now. You can't take it back.

Sure.

Starting tomorrow, I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend for N+1 days.

What?

You said it. You can't take it back.

Take this home and put it in the fridge.

Drive safely.

We're leaving.

- Good-bye, Uncle Duan. - Bye-bye. - Fellow Student Duan, good-bye.

Drive slowly!

Mom, good thing you didn't marry Uncle Duan.

What are you saying?

Nothing.

Who are you looking for?

Hello, Granny. I'm the editor of Shan Liu magazine. I'd like to ask if Mr. Hengdao is here.

San Liu?

It's "Shan Liu" not "San Liu" (meaning lousy), Granny.

Do you want to buy something?

Sanshui, he said he's an editor from "Shan Liu" magazine.

Ah, hello.

I'm the editor of Shan Liu Magazine. My last name's Wang. Is Mr. Hengdao here?

We don't have that person here.

That can't be right. The address says it's here. It shouldn't be wrong.

Let's go inside. It's cold outside.

His name is Hengdao. His novel is serialized in our magazine.

You know, the payment for the writing and the samples in the past

were all sent to this place. It can't be wrong.

- Look at this address. It's across from Tianyi High School... - Sorry. You've got the wrong place.

It can't be. Look at our payment.

It's sent here each time. It can't be wrong. Look. Isn't it Tianyi High School here and Sanshui Dessert?

I already said you've got the wrong place. If you're not buying sweetened water, then please don't interfere with my business.

- Please leave. Leave. Leave. - Hey! - Leave.

This can't be...

Did he come yet?

Will it kill you to wait a moment?

Why are you acting so secretive?

- Can you be quicker? - He's here, he's here!

Sanshui, ask whatever you need to ask.

Are you really her boyfriend?

Don't you think asking that kind of question is childish?

If I answer you, I'll seem more childish.

Speak nicely.

I'm her

- boyfr— - Why are you guys here?

We're here...

What are you stuttering about?

Teacher, good—good—good-bye...

Duan Bowen, come back!

You're here again for delivery?

Chizi, don't be late for class.

Your boyfriend is quite strange.

Why did you ditch me a moment ago when I needed help?

I didn't want to break up a happy couple.

I don't like him!

Really? Then why don't you tell him?

You like someone and you don't dare to confess either.

What nonsense.

Next, I'll ask a student to explain

the difference between 'lie' and 'lay' and their usage.

Come on. Let's ask Student Yu Chizi.

Tell us what are the differences between these two words.

'Lie'... 'lie' is...

'Lie' is....

- 'Lie' is...? - Lay down.

- Lay down? - Lay down.

What are you doing?

Not bad, very visual.

'Lie' does include the meaning of laying down.

Then why don't you repeat the sentence in the book?

What does 'lie' mean in this sentence?

I have tell a lie, though reluctantly.

Even though I didn't want to, I still told a lie.

Let me tell you.

I didn't eat after 3 p.m. for two days, and I lost twenty kilograms!

- Really? - Not right. After four days I lost ten kilograms.

Hey! What are you doing, Chizi? Why are you hiding?

Look how silly you are.

Look!

Pangpang, you go back to class first. I have some things to tell him.

Okay.

Why did you ask someone to pretend to be your boyfriend?

What do you mean?

You know what I mean!

Hey, Duan Bowen, wait for me!

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Mom!

You're back?

- Chizi. - Yeah?

Auntie Dong and Uncle Duan came. Go quickly to keep them company.

Why is Dong Jialei here?

Don't talk carelessly. Go, go, go.

- Old Duan, Old Duan... - Okay.

Hi, Uncle Duan.

Chizi is back.

It's almost time for exams. How are your studies going?

They're okay.

Hey, Old Duan, did Chizi get skinnier?

- Chizi. - Hmm?

Why didn't Bowen come back with you?

He's so secretive all the time. How would I know?

About that, Bowen went home. He'll be back in a while.

He said he has things to take care of. Hopefully they're proper things.

What are you talking about? Our Bowen has always been studying hard.

His grades are getting better and better.

In the last monthly exam, he ranked third in the entire class.

We really didn't expect that. Aren't I right, Old Duan?

Right, right, right, right.

Boys are good like that. Right when they figure out what's important, they'll improve fast.

Hey, Mom, aren't you talking about me?

Didn't you always say I'm like a boy?

I think Chizi is pretty good. Her personality is good.

In the future, others won't be able to take advantage of her.

- Right, Old Duan? - Yes, yes, yes.

I'm going to my room to call Duan Bowen and tell him to hurry up.

Hey, Duan Bowen.

When are you coming over?

I'm probably not coming over tonight. I have some things to do.

I'll call you later.

Is Bowen coming?

He's not coming. He's at home doing homework.

Then... then let's eat first.

When you go back, you can take some food home later.

Okay.

Sister Sun, your cooking skills are pretty good.

No wonder our Bowen likes your cooking.

I will have to ask you for tips in the future.

In the future, you and Old Duan should come over more often.

Chizi and I like a crowd, so come over more often.

What did I tell you? Isn't our Hostess Sun a good person?

We should come here more often.

- What is it? - Nothing, just eat more fish.

Eat more. Eat more.

Have more fish.

I just realized,

in my life's small circle, everyone is so familiar with the principles of survival.

Even my mom, who is always straightforward, is an expert at lying.

Hey, Chizi, have you eaten yet?

Hi, Grandma.

Come on in and have Sanshui give you a sweet drink.

He's at home? I'll just go have a few words with him.

Okay, okay.

Hi, miss. Is this the address of this place?

Yes.

I'm the editor of Shan Liu Magazine and I wanted to ask if Mr. Hengdao lives here?

- Hengdao... - Chizi, you're here!

- Hurry up and come in! - Hey!

What is it?

Why are you so secretive?

Whatever you do, please don't tell him that I'm Hengdao.

Who?

The person up front.

Do you owe him money?

No.

Tell the truth. Did you cause trouble outside?

No.

Then who is he?

Are you not telling me? Then I'll tell him. Uncle—!

Please don't! I'll tell you.

He's my editor.

Then why won't you tell him?

Why do I need to tell him?

Hey, so are you really Hengdao? You're getting me so confused.

I'm not. Hengdao is a respected swordsman who travels everywhere.

He is a great hero with the heart to look after the world. But I, Feng Sanshui,

am just the lowly kid of a sweetened water shop in a village.

I'll never be Hengdao.

Then why did you tell me?

I regret telling you.

If I didn't tell you, at least

you wouldn't be keeping me away like you are right now.

No one can accept Feng Sanshui as Hengdao.

You won't, neither will the reader.

Hey, boss, how much?

I'm coming, I'm coming. It's RMB$11.

You put in too much ice today.

Sorry. It will be just RMB$10 then.

Come back next time, pretty lady.

Eat more carrots to replenish your vitamins.

Mom, I'm not a rabbit.

Eating carrots helps you grow taller. See how Bowen is almost a hundred and eighty centimeters.

Before, you two were the same height.

Do you have any common sense? He's a boy. How can we be the same?

Mom, I want to buy a wool overcoat.

Didn't you just buy one last year?

That's the style from last year.

It's still a new style when it's not worn out.

It's not the same. Contrasting colors are en vogue this year. Si Jaili has one.

Your wardrobe is almost full.