TallBoyz

It's your boy, Petite Stomach.

I hear a lot of people out here speaking my name.

I'm the most influential creator of my generation.

Everyone's stealing from me,

especially that Butcha C fool.

Guy never had an original idea in his life!

Oh, now he's trying to hop on, huh?

All right. Come at me!

Hey, yo! You better keep my name outta yo' mouth!

Yeah, shut up,

you dusty-lookin' fool!

Oh, I better... I better bring my crew!

I'm gonna bring my whole crew...

Your whole crew?

I seen your crew, huh?

I sees 'em! Hoo!

I'll see you soon, fool!

I'm a see you real soon.

Oh, yeah?

I'm a see you down at that ice wine festival, huh?

Oh, the one in Davenport County

- at 9 pm, bitch? Yeah, that's the one.

Yo, remember, this is an outdoor ice wine festival,

so there might be d-d-d-drip, d-d-d-drip, d-d-d-d-drizzle!

So bring an umbrella.

Damn right. I'm gonna bring two,

and a family member because I get

50 percent off if I bring a guest.

I'm gonna crush you like you can crush

your own grapes at this ice wine festival in Davenport County.

Brrap-pa-pap!

Idiots. Brrap-pa-pap!

How'd we do?

Absolutely great.

Thanks for the promotion, fellas.

Just one thing, you forgot to mention our sponsors.

Oh.

And a big shout-out to our bitches over

at Niagara County rose for sponsoring.

Oh, Niagara County rose, backslash ice,

for 10 percent off.

- Brrrap! Brrrap!

Brrrrap! Pa-pow-pow!

Zip!

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Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.

Oop. Oh.

- Sorry. No problem.

My head was down.

Bitch.

Huh? Hm?

Uh, what was that? Hm?

Uh, you said something.

No, you said, "What was that?"

Before that.

Uh... I said, "All good?"

All right. I'll see you later.

Yeah, that's right.

- Walk away before... Huh?

Yes?

Well, you definitely said something that time.

Nope.

If you have something to say,

- just say it to my face. Oh, no.

It's just that... you're a good guy doing a hell of a job.

Whatever, you coward.

You call me a coward, you bitch.

Yeah, you heard me. You heard me.

Don't test me, man. Don't test me.

I will... end you!

Oh, big man, big man,

you're gonna flip stuff now, huh?

Oh yeah, I'll flip you if you don't frickin'...

Be a big man. Big guy.

Guys, guys... What's going on?

This kind of behaviour is absolutely unacceptable

in the workplace. You, stop.

Talk things out.

Well, it's just, no one replies to my e-mails

in this office, and I feel like I get no respect.

I'm so big. Everyone thinks I'm so mean.

So I got to overcompensate all the time.

To move forward, I think we owe each other an apology.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Strong communication, fellas.

I'm proud of you both.

Okay, let's get back to work.

Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna head to my desk.

I'm hungry. I got to eat that lunch.

Attention, employees.

There's a fire on the fourth floor.

- Please evacuate the building. -

Not that any of you will listen to me...

I will fight that fire, and you two.

Stupid fire, I'm gonna kick your ass.

Gralt, you're my eyes and ears on the ground.

What's your 20?

In the East Wing, Sarge.

Headed towards the hostages, now.

Find them and get out. That's an order.

I'm getting you out of here. Wait. Look.

Sir, it's worse than we thought.

- There's a bomb. My God.

Gralt, you got to disarm it.

I don't know if I can do this.

Gralt, you're the best we got.

Lives are at stake.

Okay... I guess I could try.

How much time you got?

Six years, four months,

25 days, 54 minutes.

Hm?

I'll do it. Great.

Plans are in motion.

I pulled some strings at Northern University,

got you into their electrical engineering program.

You could learn all the skills you need to disarm that bomb.

I'm counting on you.

I won't let you down, sir.

We're all counting on you.

Wait... Where are you going?

Are you gonna take the tape off my friends' mouths?

Pumps explode.

I got to stop 'em.

Mother's milk. Oh, yeah.

The bomb. The bomb!

Your calculator! Your calculator!

We did it.

You figured out how to diffuse the bomb?

No, we beat the Tigers.

Can you go study now, please?

You're right.

Woo!

Yeah!

My earliest class is 8:30,

but I got a spare, so it's pretty good.

Gralt! Progress report.

Okay, guys, keep it down.

It's my sergeant. Things are going well, sir.

Is that a party?

No, just a couple of friends, sir.

We're taking a break from studying.

Dammit, Gralt! You need to disarm that bomb.

It's your case.

No!

It's your case!

Gralt? Gralt?

Ugh!

Where did I go wrong?

The Sergeant just wants what's best for you.

I was just doing it for him.

- Not for me. What about for us?

Let the boy choose his own path.

I just want to make everyone happy.

Then, why don't you start with yourself?

I got to clear my head.

The bomb!

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Damn it, Gralt, where are you?

There's only a minute left!

Ah, the old warehouse.

My old friends.

Where the hell have you been?

I took a gap year, sir.

It was very enlightening.

Look who decided to show up.

Welcome home. - How was it?

Tibet was crazy.

You have to go.

I'd love to go, you know?

But I'm attached to a literal bomb!

Right.

Gralt, lives are at stake.

Sir, in my travels,

I learned the essence of human bravery

is to never give up on anything.

And to always cut the red wire.

You did it!

- -

What's happening? The numbers are going up!

Oh, yeah, that's how much you owe

on your student loan. The interest is gonna kill you.

Hm...

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This place is great.

They got the TV,