The Secrets

I love you.

I love you.

# Going to the chapel and we're

# Going to get married

# Going to the chapel and we're

# Going to get married

# Gee, I really love you and we're

# Going to get married

# Going to the chapel of love

# Spring is here

# The sky is blue

# Whoa

# Birds all sing as if they knew

# Today's the day

# We'll say I do

Tom.

Tom.

Oh.

Oh, your cold feet!

You shouldn't be in here.

Why not?

It's bad luck. Seeing each other the day before.

Or the night before. Something like that.

Tom, I've kept a secret from you.

Something that happened in France.

It's a bad thing. Like a bad sex thing.

For Christ's sake, Charlotte, are you winding me up?

No, I'm not. Why are you laughing, then?

I don't know. I think I'm really nervous but I have to tell you.

Why, why now? Why are you doing this now?

Because I can't go to the church tomorrow with secrets from you. I just have to tell you now.

OK. All right. Go on, then.

What?

You know when I was studying in France?

That year abroad. Yeah. Erm...

I was going out with this guy.

He was much older than me.

Not as old as you, but... Right.

He was...he was crazy.

Like mad and French and...horny.

One night we were in his apartment and, um...his friend came round

and we were just...

..drinking and just being stupid.

Oh, God, it's so bad.

Um...

OK, what? What happened?

And then we played this game, like, strip poker.

I don't know, it was different. The rules were weird.

We just all took our clothes off.

And then, um... We just sort of...

..we all did it.

Fuck.

You had a threesome?

Yeah.

You hate me.

I love you.

I'm marrying you.

Thank you. I'm so sorry.

Come on, let's go to sleep.

Is there anything you want to tell me? Tom?

Is there anything at all you want to share with me?

Tom? No.

You can tell me anything, you know.

Tell me all your dirty secrets, I won't judge you.

Tom?

If there's anything that haunts you or that you really regret,

just...you can just tell me.

Your sister's said something, hasn't she?

Hmm?

Bee? No.

Why would she say something?

I had a an issue with an ex-girlfriend.

OK.

She made life just really difficult for me, that's all.

How?

Look, I feel really uncomfortable doing this. Can we...

Well, don't. Just, you shouldn't. Just tell me.

I'd prefer to tell you another time. Why? So I can explain it to you properly, Char.

Well, just explain it now.

What happened?

Oh, God.

She said I raped her.

She, er, she said I... I pinned her down and...

and raped her after a night out.

Why didn't you tell me something like this?

Come on, when? When am I supposed, you know...?

You know, look, I'm, I'm over it.

It, it's in the past.

Fucking hell, that's...

That's a big thing to happen to someone.

What happened?

You know what, she was crazy. And she just, er...

She developed some sort of...

..infatuation.

And to keep me in her life, she just lied.

I feel sick. I feel totally sick.

Please, Char.

Please. OK, please, don't get upset. All right? Not tonight.

OK? Not tonight.

Oh, my God.

Look, it's crazy, it's ridiculous, it's, you know.

I think we're both completely exhausted

and I think we're both in need of some sleep

and I think we should just forget tonight ever happened.

All right. OK. We will.

All right.

Are you...? Are you all right?

OK.

Right, I call it Ode To My Son-in-law.

Hmm. All right? All right.

# He might not make Prime Minister

# Or win Wimbledon

# He might not play for Chelsea FC

# But Tom's the special one

# Oh, Tom, Tom, Tom

# Where did we go right?

Morning, darling.

Oh, look at her, sleepy bug.

You look lovely. I love your hair.

Aah. Oh, Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte. Come here.

Hi, Dad. You got your friend down?

Got me friend down. He's going to be with us all day.

Oh, no!

Oh, big baby, baby, yeah.

OK?

Yeah.

Love is in the air, Lynn. Hmm?

Right. Where was I? Yeah.

# Char's beauty doth bring many joy

Cheers.

# Which Tom now shares with us

# And we were thrilled to meet the boy

Left at the roundabout, yeah. And then straight after the Tube.

All right, well, you call me when you get there. OK, bye.

Charlotte, come on. It's almost 11.

We have masses to do.

Mummy? Yes, darling.

If I tell you something, do you promise you'll stay calm?

Of course.

Hey! Hello.

I'm missing a cuff link. Have you seen it?

No, sorry. All right, well, Matt's here. Oh.

You look so handsome.

You look amazing.

See you there, then.

See you there.

What do I do? What would you do?

Forget it. Forget about it.

Put it out of your mind.

Well, I'm not sure I can.

Of course you can. You have to.

Have to?

Yes. Why?

Because you love him.

And he loves you and that's all that matters.

Well, he hasn't hurt you, has he?

He's not done that to you, has he?

No.

Well, then. Poor chap. There are fruit loops out there, Charlotte.

These things can happen.

Tom got involved with the wrong person. Poor guy.

Poor guy.

I can't imagine...

You're right. You're right.

Yeah. Well, that's that.

Mum, there is something else, though.

Charlotte, why are you doing this? Getting yourself in a state.

What for? It's just nerves. That's all.

Please, Mum. Please. I need your help on this.

All right.

I'm listening.

When it was my birthday, er, we went out with some friends,

and...