Unsupervised

Come on, dude, stab it harder!

I'm freaking stabbing it as hard as I can.

The knife handle's slippery.

Maybe you should get a running start.

Yo! What's up, Mom?

How many times do I have to tell you?

I'm not your mom. I'm your stepmom.

Just call me Carol.

No, I won't. We talked about that.

That's freaking disrespectful.

Yo, Carol, we're going fishing down the creek.

We're gonna bring home a seafood bonanza.

- Awesome. - freaking lobster,

freaking cod, freaking mackerel, freaking creek fish.

Damn, dude. Your stepmom's smoking a ton of dope lately.

Yeah. She's bummed out 'cause her and Reggie broke up again.

What? Reggie was a dick! I hate that guy!

I know. He's the worst. He blows his nose in his shirt,

and his hands are all bashed up from fights.

He's the scum of the earth. She deserves better than that guy.

That's what I'm always trying to tell her.

That bitch Savannah showed up at the restaurant.

Hey, Mom, why don't you go outside and get some fresh air for a change?

- No. - You wanna know what I think, Carol?

I think you're a beautiful woman with a great shape to your body.

You're like freaking Princess Diana.

You could have any man in the world.

Your Prince Charming, he's out there. He's waiting for you.

You just need to go out and find him.

Oh, yeah. Sure.

I'm opening the blinds at least.

Yeah! You need some sunshine, Carol!

It's got essential vitamins and minerals!

She's a freaking disaster, man. She don't even listen.

Close 'em back up.

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Holla at your boy.

Damn, dude. ♪

My stepmom don't do anything anymore, Darius.

She just lies on the couch in the dark,

smoking grass and watching shows about glamorous housewives.

Why does everybody watch them shows?

It's just a bunch of fake-tittied white women dressed up,

throwing birthday parties for each other,

fighting over somebody bringing the wrong kind of shrimp.

Your stepmom's a pothead, Gary. Plain and simple.

That's 'cause drugs is everywhere. It's an epidemic.

Some dude got caught sniffing cat tranquillizer in my homeroom.

- What the frig? - I ate cat food once. It wasn't bad.

That's not what we're talking about, man.

Why would anyone do cat medicine?

Yeah. That don't sound fun. From the looks of it, he was having a blast.

But sometimes it ain't about fun.

- Some people just trying to escape. - From what?

Life, y'all. I'd be lying if I ain't said I been tempted myself.

Y'all know I got addictive tendencies, right?

Oh, like you're addicted to food, and that's why you're overweight?

Food? Did he just say "food"? I ain't addicted to no damn f...

The Jenkinses are big people. We can't help this shit.

I'm talking about TV, y'all. That's my escape.

Why would you want to escape life? There's so much cool stuff to do.

Yeah. Go outside, run around, sing a song, fall in love.

We built our own lake the other day.

Wh-What do you mean you built a lake?

We dammed up the creek by Gary's house, and now there's a lake.

You can swim, fish. It's awesome.

Hi, guys. This is Alli.

She's new to the school, and I'm showing her around as part of the host program.

Yo, Alli. What's up?

Hey.

Damn. All right. Nice to meet you too. Shit.

What's the host program? I never even heard of that.

It's designed to help new students fit in and make friends.

- I wouldn't be friends with you. - You don't even know me.

If you did, you'd know that I'd be the best friend you ever had,

because I'm honest and loyal, and those are qualities that are hard to find.

Oh, my God. Whatever.

You guys know any drug dealers?

What the frick do you need a drug dealer for?

Man, why you think?

- The bitch want to buy drugs. - Ooh, and now I'm in a bad position,

because technically, as your host, Alli, I'm supposed to report you.

But... call me crazy... part of me thinks we can still be friends.

I don't want to be friends with you.

You're a loser.

- Well, you're a wasteoid. - All right, everyone, calm down.

Alli, there's mad fun stuff to do around here besides drugs.

You don't even need 'em!

Nurture your freaking body with sunshine...

instead of pollutin' it with chemicals, you frickin' idiot!

Joel... Okay, Joel. It's cool. I got it. It's just...

It's just when people don't love sunshine, I get fricked out, man.

It gives life to everything, you know?

I get so mad sometimes I can murder the whole world.

Look at me. You don't think I know that?

I wanna kick her head in, but we just gotta teach her through natural actions.

I can hear you guys talking.

Alli, just stick with us.

We know all the hot spots. We will show you the time of your life.

What is this place? It's our lake.

Man, this ain't no damn lake. This is more like a swamp or a drainage ditch.

What are you talking about? It's deep as hell. I can't even touch bottom.

All right! I'm frigging blasting off!

- Y'all gonna kill y'all selves. - I'll go.

Fine. Yeah. I'll go. Whatever.

- Where you going? - I'm going home to feed my addiction...

Watch some TV.

Drag my ass out to a drainage ditch,

- trying to tell me it's a lake... - Eagle attack!

He's doing freaking eagle attack! He's doing freaking eagle attack!

Whoo!

Hey, you guys coming in? The water's great.

- This place is disgusting. - I think it's really cool.

Well, it's definitely cool. I didn't say it wasn't cool. I just said...

Oh, my God! Stop freaking talking about it and go in!

There is no hope.

That's a cool drawing, Alli. I draw sometimes too.

Mostly pictures of my dad so I can remember what he looks like.

My dad's the worst.

Ever since him and my mom got divorced, he treats me like shit.

Damn, that sucks. They say divorce mutilates children's emotions.

Yeah, I hate my life.

Oh! I got one!

Damn, this feels huge!

Whoa! It's metal shrapnel!

No, man, it's a wagon! Pull it up!

Blecch. This mud smells like eggs. Are you coming in, Alli?

Yeah, I'll be in in a second.

- Are those my pills? - You're on drugs too?

No, it's my period medicine. I get really bad cramps.

You get your period? That's badass.

You're becoming a woman. It's the sacred change!

Alli, they're not even gonna do anything!

They're just gonna make you drowsy!

- I don't care. - That's it! You're out of the program!

The program is stupid.

It's designed to help you. Stop being an asshole and give it a chance!

Okay, okay, everybody. Take it easy.

She's got a rough situation at home.

Let's try and be understanding.

Piece of shit!

- Uh, you all right? - I got mud in my mouth.

I'm tired.

That's 'cause you were snorting period drugs, you numskull!

You're ruining your brain.

It's the most powerful muscle in your body.

Yo, how far is Alli's place, Gary? This ain't even part of our town.

It's the outskirts.

There's barely any houses out here. It's all woods.

- Oh! All right, here it is. - Finally.

Holy shit!

Whoa! You could fit an airplane in here!

This... is the coolest house... I've ever seen in my life!

Yo, Alli, you live in a palace!

It's just a stupid house.

Let's go!

Whoo! Oh! Look at this bed, man!

I feel like I'm the president!

Dude! This bathroom's huge! It's got two sinks!

Check out this knife, man. It's like a sword!

The freezer's got a robot inside of it. It makes its own ice!

Whoa!

Look how blue that ocean is.

I never been to a beach. It's more beautiful than I ever imagined.

I didn't know people really lived like this.

- I thought it was only in the movies. - Hey, hey.

Who's hungry? I've got Chinese.

What the hell is going on in here?

Man. Thanks again for Chinese food.

It's like the most succulent thing I've ever eaten.

Yeah, sorry we ran around your house like maniacs.

- We couldn't help it. It was too badass. - You must be rich as hell.

Thanks, but I wouldn't say I'm rich.

- I'm just a dentist. - Oh! You're a dentist? Damn!

I've never met a dentist before!

Me, neither. I bet you're a scientific genius.

You've never been to a dentist?

How is that even possible? You're 15.

I brush my teeth with milk sometimes so they get vitamins, but they still hurt.

Okay. Tell you what.

I want you guys to come by my office for a check-up, and I'll take care of everything.

Really? A freaking dental scan?

Yo, thanks, man! That'd be awesome!

Yeah. Man, I don't know why Alli's so mean to you.

You're like the nicest guy in the world.

Well, she's just been going through a bit of a rebellious phase lately.

Yeah, she told us about the divorce.

I'll bet you get to bone a lot of chicks though. Dude!

- You can't say that to an adult. - That's all right.

No. But believe it or not, dentistry is not exactly a turn-on to women.

What? Hey, you listen to me.

You do one of the most important jobs in the world.

Without you, we wouldn't have no smiles.

That's my house right there.

It doesn't look like there's anyone home.

- My stepmom likes the dark. - Yeah. She lives in the shadows.

Keep smiling, dentist man! Thanks for the ride! Thank you!

That was unbelievable. That house was like... It was like a modern castle.

With a dentist for a king. I'll never forget it, Gary.

- You stole their picture? - I wanted to remember the ocean.