Bridge and Tunnel

- Oh, my God. - Careful.

Don't go on the sink. Off the sink.

- You lock the door? - Yeah, yeah, no.

- Okay, you good? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Wait.

- Wait, wait, wait. - What?

- I just want to tell you... - No, you...

Wait, wait, wait. I missed you so much.

I missed you too, baby, but I don't want to hear about it. Okay?

Okay, okay, come on. Yeah, do that too.

Oh, my God!

So you really did miss me.

Yeah. I did.

I'm gonna give you a pass 'cause it's your graduation,

but next time, just...

- Drag it out. - Yeah.

I thought Mikey was supposed to be here tonight.

I talked to his mom.

She said his flight's not gonna be in till later tonight.

I should've just stayed in the city. Didn't we spend enough time here?

Jill asked us to meet us here tonight,

so that's what we're gonna do, okay? We're here for Jill.

Are we? 'Cause I feel like I've barely seen her since we walked in the joint.

You know, it is so great to see you guys.

I'm so glad you two made it.

Wait a second. Don't tell me they're still in there.

I can't believe she's hooking up with him again.

I told her not to go to that party tonight.

Okay, you two, can we just let them have their fun tonight?

No, no, no. I got to agree with you, Stacey.

I told him not to invite her tonight, but he insisted.

I knew that this would happen.

And I'm not talking about them hooking up once.

Like, he's gonna fall right back in love with her.

- I don't need that shit in my life. - And what is so wrong with that?

It's obvious that they're still into one another. It's sweet.

Into? No, no, he is not into her. He is still in love with her.

Always has been, and after all this is over,

I'm gonna be the one dealing with the repercussions.

- Sorry. - And he left his camera.

I mean, he doesn't go anywhere without this fucking thing.

Should he have taken it into the bathroom with him?

Yeah, he brings it everywhere. I don't know. He's an artist.

Shit, this is a very bad sign.

It means our Manny, he's not thinking straight.

Okay. Can we get the fuck out of here now?

Hey, instead of going back out there, why don't we just go for a drive?

- The two of us. - You and me?

- Yeah, you and me. - A little drive.

- Yeah. - I like that idea.

- Yeah, you do? - Yeah, I like it a lot.

But I just left my camera out on the table.

- Let me grab it, and then we can go. - You can't go back out there.

If you do, Stacey's gonna give me a hard time

about hooking up with you, and our night will be over.

You know, you do what you think is best.

Do you really have to fucking think about it?

- I can't leave without my camera. - Jeez, okay, well, happy graduation.

Have a good night, Jimmy. It was great seeing you.

What if I go grab the camera, and you go out the side door now,

and I'll meet you in the parking lot?

I don't know. I think the moment's passed.

Besides, you got what you wanted, right?

'Cause I didn't, in case you were wondering,

get what I wanted.

- Really? - Really.

That needs to be addressed. Right the fuck now.

- Yeah, I think so. - Yeah.

You, step into my office.

Oh, man.

- You got a light? - Yeah.

Tonight was fun, wasn't it?

Very.

I'm up for another round if you catch my drift.

In case you hadn't noticed, we're parked outside your parents' house.

Yeah, at 5:00 in the morning. Everybody's sound asleep.

Okay, why don't you just, like, cool it?

Rein it in a little.

We'll make a plan to see one another tomorrow.

Really? You shitting me?

I mean, yeah, unless it doesn't interest you.

No, no, no, no, I just thought

this was a spur of the moment thing tonight.

- Like you said, a graduation gift. - Okay, so you don't want to.

No, just the opposite. I really want to.

Then what's the problem?

- You. - Me?

Yeah.

I thought you said you didn't want to do this whole thing again.

I didn't want to say I wanted to do the whole thing again,

but, like, you know.

I can do this again, and I can do that again.

So you're saying you want to see one another again tomorrow, right?

You're thick as shit. That's what I'm trying to say to you.

I'm just surprised is all 'cause I'm leaving in a month.

Wait, what? When? Why?

Fucking smartass. Come on, you know what I'm saying.

I'm fully aware that you're leaving. It's why I want to see you.

You have any idea how much I've missed you?

Yeah.

'Cause I missed you the same.

- So you're a happy boy? - Yes, very.

Overjoyed.

Through the roof and over the fucking moon!

So I'll see you tomorrow night.

Okay.

Okay, you gotta go.

- I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay.

Hey, big guy. It's me, James Thomas.

Just want to say thank you for delivering on a huge ask.

I mean, not only did she come to the party

and then come to the bar afterwards,

but we, well, yeah, you know.

That was an awesome night,

and the fact that she wants to get back together,

or at least that's what it seems like,

is really just above and beyond what I could have asked for.

Talk about a graduation gift. So thanks.

And I know I said if you delivered,

I'd start going to mass every Sunday,

but I'm not sure I can make it tomorrow,

but I'll start next week. Amen.

- Hey, babe! - Yeah?

Jeanie up yet? She's got to get to work.

I tried to wake the two of them, but I wasn't getting much of a response.

- You get the onions? - I got the onions.

- How many did you get? - How many did you ask for?

- Six, right? - Good.

Will you chop 'em up and put 'em in the pot please?

Jeanie!

Jeanie, would you get a move on, or you're gonna lose this job too.

Why are you getting on me about getting fired

when your son isn't even awake yet?

I am not getting on you. I just don't want you to lose another job.

I didn't lose that job.

I quit so that I could spend more time focused on my music.

- Which we still fully support. - Do you?

- But that doesn't mean... - No, really?

Because I don't think you do because you made me

get another job which defeated the purpose of quitting.

Well, life is not fair. Have a great day!

I'll give her a week before she loses that job.

That's the least of my concerns.

You know who showed up at your son's party last night?

Jill and then they left together,

and then, while you were snoring away,

they pulled up outside the house at 5:00 in the morning.

Okay, and what do you want me to do with this information?

This doesn't concern you?

No, what concerns me is that I asked him to mow the lawn two days ago,

and he still hasn't taken care of it.

This is the same hopeless romantic who was ready to buy her a ring.

I wouldn't worry yourself, all right?

Remember he leaves in four weeks.

I'm sure last night was just a walk down memory lane.

You're so sure about that? Why don't you find out?

Big boy. Time to rise and shine.

Your mother wants you up, and I need you to mow the lawn.

- What? Now? - Yes, now.

It's almost 1:00 in the afternoon,

and I asked you to do this yesterday,

and you blew me off, but I let it slide

because it was your graduation, but graduation day is now over,

and it is time for the real world to begin.

Dad, seriously, why can't I just do it later?

Because I want it done now, and I own this house,

and you live here rent free.

In addition, I pay for the clothes on your back,

the food you eat, all the frigging beer you steal,

and I can give you about 1 000 other fucking reasons.

All right, no, I got it. I'll mow the lawn.

Good. You see?

It's a bitch to wake up when you stay out till 5:30 in the morning, isn't it?

I know, but, Dad, it was so worth it.

Do me a favor, spare me the details please

and just promise me this,

that you will keep your eyes on the prize, and that means

sticking to your plans and not getting sidetracked,

and I know you know what I'm talking about.

Dad, last night was the first time I saw her in months, okay?

We were just hanging out. It's nothing serious.

- Yet. - Yeah.

And that's exactly what worries me.

Remember, you have had the same dream for a long time,

shooting for "National Geographic", right?

And now you've got that opportunity,

so do me a favor and don't do something stupid, okay?

Dad, you know how bad I want this job.

I'm not gonna do anything to jeopardize that.

That's what I want to hear.

Now do me a favor, get your ass up, and let's mow the lawn, okay?

Yo.

What the hell is this? You're not coming over?

Just finishing my workout, baby.

Yeah, you said you'd be over 30 minutes ago,

and you'd be bringing beers,

but here we are empty-fucking-handed, so what the fuck?

All right, I'll be right over, jeez.

What the hell happened to you last night? You missed my party.

Dude, I told you I wasn't gonna be back in time, all right?