The Client List

Previously on The Client List...

Your staying here is temporary.

And so is you being a father to my kids.

I will never respect you again.

That's rich coming from the man

who tried to steal his brother's wife.

Are you seeing somebody? You are.

So, man, where's your girlfriend?

Girlfriend. Shelby, right?

That was the fertility doctor.

We only have a 10% chance of conception.

If Vandermeyer Construction were to recoup their losses,

they'd most likely drop the charges against Kyle.

Vandermeyer steals from everyone.

That guy is nothing but trouble.

Harold could be my last chance at love.

What are you grinning at? Nothing.

Derek doesn't look at me like that.

I don't want to be fun buddies anymore.

You want to go steady? Hell no.

Hey, are you shitting me?!

Who is that guy, huh? Greg Carlyle. He owns Wild Nights.

It's in the best interest of everyone that I own the Rub.

I got a buyer. I hope you don't regret it.

Riley, whatever you did with the client list,

make sure it's good and hidden.

I mean... What was Georgia thinking?

I think it's supposed to be romantic.

Frankly, my dear Lacey, I do give a damn.

Well, it's not so bad.

I mean, if we could just remove some of this fabric.

Oh, well.

I guess we can make it work. Oh, that's the spirit.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I look like a big, giant Easter peep.

Go ahead. Take your best shot.

I can handle it.

Wow. Well, you make any dress look beautiful.

Oh, there may be hope for him yet.

Good morning, Lacey. Kids ready?

They'll be out in a minute. Hey, Travis, Katie, let's go!

Look, I know that you worked the night shift with Dale,

so you sure you're not too tired?

You kidding? Taking the kids to school is the best part of my day.

I swung by the motel, got a change of clothes.

I'm good to go. Thank you.

Yeah, I just want to do whatever I can to help out,

which is why I want to take you on a little adventure.

Adventure? Like Indiana Jones?

Like I'm not telling you. It's a surprise.

I don't know. I just thought with kids away at day camp tomorrow --

I don't know -- I got a little something special planned.

Like a date?

Yeah, like a daytime date.

Yeah, I know you do so much for everybody.

I want to do something for you for a change.

I like the sound of that.

All right. I'll pick you up tomorrow.

So, it's a...date.

So, guess it's a date, huh?

It's a date.

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You, sir, are a bad influence.

I really should go.

As much as I like wearing your boxer shorts,

I haven't been back to my place in three days.

What's wrong with that? I could get used to you here.

That's sweet.

I just have some stuff

I have to take care of before our shift.

Well, at least let me make you breakfast.

I'm really not hungry.

Everything okay?

Yeah. It's just...I have to go.

Yeah, I can tell.

You're practically running out the door.

I like you, Evan.

I like you a lot, and it scares the hell out of me.

There's nothing to be scared of.

Do you know how hard it is to be a woman on the force

to be taken seriously?

Do you want to stop?

No. It's just...

I had three older brothers who taught me

to never let my guard down.

And you and me getting close, it's --

it's hard.

Well, I know all about putting up walls.

And when it comes to messed-up older brothers,

I think I got you beat.

I haven't felt this way about someone in a while.

You're worth the risk.

Now let's go back to being bad.

Hey, is that a studded-strap Louis Vuitton barrel bag

with a magnetic snap?

I lost my Louis virginity.

You mean my virginity.

That's my bag, isn't it?

You sold it... And the bag.

Give me that!

That's chili.

You did not eat your white-trash chili dog

with my $1,100 Louis vuitton purse.

Which I bought for $300.

Besides, I was hungry. Calm down, Selena.

I just want to have some nice things in my life, too.

Besides, you're already having fun with Derek.

You're not.

Ooh...

You listen here, single white female.

You can buy as many fancy purses as you want.

But Derek -- he's off limits. You got that?

Not that you could get him if you tried.

Thanks again for the purse!

Hey.

Oh, lord -- why don't you just call up Georgia

and tell her you're not wearing that thing?

Because I can't do that.

I'm just gonna have the tailor fix a few things. It'll be fine.

Oh, yeah. Keep dreaming. I've been in over 10 weddings.

I know an ugly-ass bridesmaid's dress when I see one.

Good lord. Over 10? Mm. Got a big family.

Well, it's Georgia's day. This is what she wants.

I'll just wear it with a smile.

Have fun. Hey.

Morning, Riley. Morning.

Oh.

Problem in the workplace?

Yep. I got a nosy-ass boss.

She called me the boss.

You are a dream come true.

A dream?

No, I am not, 'cause dreams don't come true.

But fantasy -- yes, I am, 'cause I always deliver.

Yes, you do.

Hey, thanks for fitting me in.

I really needed to see you before tonight.

Yeah, what's going on tonight? Something big?

Possibly.

I met this woman -- Penny. She's spectacular.

I mean, she can cite

every member of the Cowboys' offensive line by memory.

She's a Cowboys fan?

I didn't say she was perfect.

Tonight's our first date.

Okay. So you don't want to be distracted.

By wanting to get into her pants? Exactly.

Got it.

I always go too fast, screw things up.

I get it.

You really like her,

so you wanted to come and see me first.

It's man logic, I know.

"Man logic."

I suppose I could have taken care of myself

before I went out tonight, but you do a better job.

Well, that is true.

Okay, so, killing two birds with one massage. I get it.

Now, this Penny -- she seems real special.

She is.

That's why I want to focus on her as a person,

you know, woo her right.

Wow -- it is hard for us girls to find a guy

who knows how to woo us right.

I think I can help you with that.

These are for you, my lady.

Aww. Thank you, kind sir.

My favorite.

So, is this proper adventure attire?

It's perfect.

Your carriage awaits.

Oh.

Are you taking me hiking?

Because if so, you should have told me. These boots --

You can guess all you want. I'm still not telling you.

Ugh. Okay, you know what? Today is a personal day.

The kids are safe. We're happy. I'm turning that thing off.

Nice.

I know how hard you work. That must not be easy.

Well, it's easier than you think.

Oh, my God!

Horses?!

Yeah. We got them for the whole day.

Mazur Ranch is just over that hill.

Oh, my gosh. They're so beautiful.

You know how much I love riding.

Yeah, I do. That's why I got them.

Today is for you.

Now, I haven't been on a horse in a while, so...

Don't make fun. You're gonna do great.

You know we haven't been riding together since high school?

Oh, I remember.

That was the first time you let me kiss you.

It wasn't the first time I thought about it.

Oh. Look at you getting up there like a pro.

Yeah, well, we're not moving yet.

Thanks for doing this for me.

Of course. Anytime.

All right, let's see what you got.

All right.