The first 200 lines.
Booyah!
Half man, half machine.
All awesome.
I'm like a ninja meets an acrobat.
I'm a ninjabat!
Maybe I'm in the bat family.
Dreams do come true.
I am so...
Amazing.
Huh?
Couldn't let me have it, could you?
And your tour of the Hall of Justice concludes here.
In our specially designed
state-of-the-art training facility.
Atom, meet Cyborg.
Cyber mechanical specialist
and the League's little ray of sunshine.
Hey, Atom.
Ah, Canis lupus familiaris.
It's a common hypothesis that dog is man's best friend.
But, uh... Not mine.
Whoa, cool! Oh...
"The Atom." I see what you did there
with your name and you shrinking down all tiny and stuff.
Relax, Atom.
This is Ace, the Bat-Hound.
He's just evaluating you.
Well, in my scientific evaluation,
Ace is very intimidating.
Tell me about it.
Lesson one with animals.
Never show weakness.
Man, I think I need an oil change.
Batman, I didn't know you had a...
Uh... Super-Pet.
Ace the Bat-Hound is more than a pet.
He's the best sidekick
a caped crusader could ever have.
What about Robin?
Aren't you the best sidekick? Yes, you are, yes you are.
Aw, I want a Bat belly rub.
So, Atom.
Now that you've seen the Hall of Justice...
What do you think?
Would you like to become a member of the Justice League?
I...
Hold your diminutive answer.
Follow me.
Come on, Plas, it's the trouble alert.
But I'm starving. I need a pick-me-up.
How's this for a pick-me-up?
One order of fast food to give you a boost.
Huh? What? Hey!
Way to be a team motivator, Firestorm.
Let's see who needs our help today.
This is Lois Lane with Breaking News.
Gotham City's clown prince of crime,
the Joker, has invaded our beloved city.
Ah.
Sunny Metropolis.
The perfect getaway from Gotham's Dark Knight.
Nothing like a little vacation
to put the pep back in my step.
Oh, my!
The Joker's gassing the city.
Who can stop this ruinous jester?
Help us! Justice League, Superman.
Save us!
Great Scott! Lois is in trouble.
Again.
All right, team, gear up and let's go.
Atom, this is your chance
to join the Justice League in action.
- Are you ready? - I, uh...
No pressure.
We know you're new at being a superhero.
If you want, you can stay here
and hang out with Ace and Krypto.
Krypto?
Another Super-Pet?
Yeah, I'll take the clown over the canine.
The sooner, the better.
Ooh, the Daily Planet news building.
Hmm, the visitors' guide calls it
"The jewel of the Metropolis skyline."
Meh. Kinda boring.
Let's renovate!
The nerve of that clown.
He's tromping all over the jewel of the Metropolis skyline.
And he's jaywalking.
Let's take him down.
The welcoming committee. For me?
Good thing I brought pastry.
Ooh, is that coconut cream?
Lemon meringue.
With a bang.
Brace for impact!
What a beautiful, perfectly safe day at the park.
- I should've taken my jet. - Ooh. Ooh.
I'm holding it together.
I'm holding it together.
Oh, this is embarrassing.
It's not that funny. A little consideration here.
Lois, Cyborg.
Try to stay calm!
I can still hear you.
Is this normally how it goes?
Yeah, but usually with a little less laughter.
That laughter is dangerous.
We've gotta help these people
before they laugh themselves to death.
And stop the Joker before he endangers anyone else.
Then let's divide and conquer.
Yup, we'll have this mess cleaned up in a flash.
Speaking of, where is the Flash?
I sent out the Justice alert minutes ago.
Priority one.
Barry knows how I feel about tardiness.
Come on, Barry. Get up.
And one...
And 2,000.
Okay, I'm up.
Shower time.
Whoa, I have got to remember to wait for the water to warm up before jumping in.
Nice.
All right, Central City, let's get this party started.
Hey, hey, hey, you hit my car!
- Who's gonna take care of this? - Me? You hit me.
I'm gonna sue you for every brick you've got.
Thanks, Flash!
That guy's Flash.
Hidey ho, birdies.
Ooh, watch your step. Good morning, Troop 52.
Hello, hot dog.
- No school. - No way. No school?
Whoa! Thanks, Flash!
Thanks, Flash.
- Thanks, Flash! - Thanks, Flash!
- Thanks, Flash! - Thanks, Flash!
Whoa!
Thanks, Flash!
Five minutes out of bed
and look at all the good I've done.
Time to get to Metropolis
to meet up with the Justice...
Oh, I know that grumble.
And it's saying, "Donuts, now!"
And where are the best donuts?
Gotham City.
All the victims are safely evacuated.
Plastic Man,
were you infected by Joker's gas?
No, it's all this laughing. It's hilarious.
Help me!
Plas, get serious,
we have to find a cure for these civilians.
I wonder if I can alter the molecular structure of Joker's gas
to create a cure.
- How? - Wait here.
Okay.
Hypothesis.
At this size I should be able to find trace elements
of Joker's gas still wafting around the area.
Aha!
A Joker gas molecule.
There's nothing funny about this.
Now for a little experiment.
- There he is. - I've got this clown.
Never underestimate the Joker, Firestorm.
I'll fly around behind him and then we'll take him by...
Huh?
Surprise?
Not cool, man.
Batman will never let me live this down.
Whoo hoos always bring a smile to my face.
You've got to be faster than that
to sneak up on the Joker.
Where is Flash?
It's the Flash!
Best donut ever.
Saved the donut.
But who's gonna save you?
Captain Cold?
The only frosting I'm interested in today is on this donut.
Give up now and we'll chalk it up
to hysteria over global warming.
Instead, let's chalk it up to global freezing.
"Global freezing"? That doesn't even make sense.
Come on, Cold, you got better material than that.
How about, "Chances of that are below zero?"
Ah, never mind.
I can see my puns leave you cold.
Cold.
He's all yours, Officer.
Now it's off to Metropolis.
Thanks, Flash!
Hey, you know what goes good with those donuts?
You ever been to that
Lampert's Milkshakes in Star City?
No.
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