Bikini Model Academy

I wanna thank you all for coming to this,

the first graduation ceremony of our Bikini Model Academy.

Thank you!

Collen.

We were'nt always like this, just perfect in every way.

but every superhero has an origin story.

This is ours here.

This is how we became what we are today.

It all began with a boy and his dream.

What?

Do you want me to stop? Do you wanna kiss?

Usually you never want to right after... How romantic.

TJ? Where are you going? Come back!

TJ, hey you what's wrong?

It's a masacre. - Oh no. Dude, what happened to the crops?

I don't know dude. They were good last night. There ... I..

TJ? How long did you leave the hose on last night?

Uh, till like now

Dude, you mptherfucker! Stop the crap! Stop it!

This is serious! All right?

Once those girls find out that you murdered our crop,

they will leave us.

You think.. Nah.. You don't know them like I do.

The will always stick with us.

We'd heard about your crop failure.

Get it? We'd heard. ..... Weed!

It's not funny.

Bad news travel fast.

Morning.., Trixie, Dixie.

Jesus, You guys look great in those short shorts.

Do not let hime sweet talk to you again. Always wth the posing, what's up with the diet?

But we're super cuties. Everyone says so.

I think so too. - Would you do something for me?.

First, we create time from our pockets. OK then. Closer together. So.

Physical contact is nice. All right.

And now stretched out nicely your breasts. The lips makes her way.

And then ... - It's all right, Benji. Stop it. Just stop.

I'm very sorry. But in a double package you are just too hot.

Simply too hot.

You can not imagine how sorry us your loss you. Huh, Trixie?

But we are you going now. - But what?

Where are you going? We still take good care of you.

My dad is a lawyer and its has a private clinic for a psychologist in Beverly Hills.

We have told.

So I'd say we just go home. - We lie on the couch, first.

What? Now does not What? if I were stupid.

Benji, TJ, you two are really nice guys.

But you are also absolute failure. So nope. We are ...

... Yes, too good for guys like you.

Good luck, give me know if you are rich.

We ate breakfast and even then we will still accept us this part.

Wait! Man, what about the DVDS?

Well, I was wrong probably.

This is all your fault, okay?

Now we have no weed, no wives ...

Nothing more. At least it can now no longer be worse.

Day, Messrs.

My 2 informants told me just that your grass business is in the bucket.

Also, I talked to your aunt.

She says she comes back soon. Probably at month end.

And they want you to undress before she comes home.

This end of the month? - Really now?

And!

One problem is but merely a chance on something new.

Your get out the. I believe in you.

You see, pal. Baking calms immensely.

And in this cake that applies a fortiori.

Want a piece?

And.

May I help you. - Yammi, nice.

Hot! Milk! Milk!

Relax, dude.

Maybe in the fridge which.

That's over, man. Have we not fresh?

No, but milk powder.

Geiler shit.

Help me.

Hey!

Oh, who are ...

I know what they are.

The are fart-dry.

Heilige operation.

You guys need a fresh start. A good idea.

1903 two brothers who together had a bike shop,

have rebuilt a treadmill and ... - The Wright Brothers.

I agree. And a few years before had a pharmacist a brilliant idea.

He has concocted a new shower and it is one with cocaine.

Yes, something like a brown-colored sweetmeats, now with caffeine.

Exactly. And before not too long ago

have allowed to smoke their heads in a garage 2 types.

You have ... - You're talking about Wozniak and Jobs, What? they invented Apple.

Or do you think our neighbors who were caught meth-cooking?

No, Wozniak and Jobs.

We have no garage. but we have only one insanely small and narrow carport.

Stop it now. You understand already what I want you to say.

Lie down flat out.

You can do it.

I will go now.

Do you see that also, man?

Are you talking about a delicate, mysterious something that is right in front of us?

From nothing, Bro.

You called me? And by the way, Big, Boys,

I'm Gangina and not "mysterious something". - Yes, ma'am.

Hey, big Gangina.

Oh you our sacred goddess of culture and fertility.

Can you help us? - I really hope so.

Your even drinking milk powder yes. - Tell us what we should do.

Well, where are you well?

So, I've always been a very good teacher and mediator, I find.

You did not even have a degree in his pocket.

Man, I was more than 8 years in high school.

Well, every now and then. What? if I would have brought nothing ...

If you think.

What about you? Benjamin Zach Ville Bernstein?

With you and your unique visitor's degree?

Why do you hang on?

I am still waiting for my chance.

Think. What do you like?

What you burn? What you drive completely off, guys?

I would say to women. Yes, in the direction can go now.

I just follows in mind:

I teach Chicks.

How about a ...

... With a bikini-university? No...

Let's call it: 'bikini model-Academy'.

Oh, my god, cool!

We found the 'bikini model-Academy'.

You can count on me. I will explain a few mice,

so you can equal really take off. - No shit?

Hey, Gangina, I have a good idea.

In this abgespaceten state but would be possible,

that we have sex with you.

Crass show, man.

She is just beautiful.

TJ, let you kidding not from any shit drug.

Is that just really happen?

How about if you just betray me, what are you talking? Then I'll tell you that.

We had a visit from none other than the sharp Ganja Goddess.

And now we start the 'bikini model-Academy'.

We go down in history, because something's really never happened before.

Uncle Seymore leaves us rüberwachsen the foundation grant.

I see that right?

Hi. - Hi.

The bikini modeling is not just any job ...

... It's a way of life. - Yes, a proper appeal.

We of the BMA,

Bikini model Academy, know that every girl ... - And every woman ...

... Find her inner beauty and also can maintain.

And we show you how.

State funding is possible. So most likely.

running from the image. That was great.

BMA.

Bangarang, Bitch. It's good.

I agree. - You have it really the shit, honestly.

How Brando. The young Brando.

I congratulate!

Now you have a website. We can start now.

Of course, you need a business plan What? successful businessmen.

All right? And for that you need first times a white board.

Help me. Help me!

That's okay. - Everything Clara.

If you are wondering who is this mindless Arschgeige Senior spin ...

I tell it to you. This is a guy who goes forward to the sack, since we are 12th

Er heißt Gordon Randolph Beauregard Stoutelmeir.

But for us, he was always just "the beetle".

Was that the dung beetle?

Do you remember how sharp he was on it, to separate the trash?

Apparently, he has made a successful business out of it.

Has Also all bars and Internet cafes incorporated.

He also has a paintball park. - No. It also features a bikini model school.

He has stolen from us.

I Do not Miss it already for some time. The spying us.

Let that be with your conspiracy theories.

No stress. We move through our thing.

Must now of the traffic light to be red?

Properly seen, her ridiculous Loser. It's me.

Gordon Randolph Bearegard Stoutelmeir.

What? you can see, a man who has done everything right.

Do you want a train? - Oh, you loser.

On Trixie I have been long sharp, but now everything is clear.

I know about.

I've mitgekriegt what you plan two pipes, but one thing I can tell you:

This can fully forgotten.

Penner! - So then, makes it well, you loser!

The guy is such a ...

I'm lost for words.

I want to be like him. OK?

I hate him, but I want to be like him. Bloody hell!

First need you girls. Second, do you need girls.

Third, do you need girls.

Bikini-Model-Academy? Hier bitte! Bikini-Model...

Oh, you might want to enroll yourself?

And if it does not cost anything? No? Then we pay you for it.

Lets set up is determined. Somehow. BMA?

Did you just say, you will pay for it?

Yes of course. - Then I think about that.

Here please. To you. Thank you.

Would you like to earn in a serious way money?

Which school girl paid that they are Bikini Models?

A, will recruit the students.