Little Darlings

Angel, baby, hey, where you going?

Huh? Huh?

Come on. Don't walk away.

Come on. Be nice to me.

Slide me something nice.

You know I don't like you smoking.

Sharp outfit.

Angel.

Bye.

Be good.

I saw Grease six times.

Did anyone see

Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast?

My fiancé looks exactly like John Travolta.

Honest?

You know what my favorite movie was?

Last Tango in Paris.I saw it 10 times.

You know who I just love?

Andy Gibb. He's so gorgeous.

Yeah. Me, too. God, I love his ass.

Well, it's so small, you know, cute.

Get her.

She thinks she's tough.

Are you really engaged?

Yeah. My parents think

sending me to camp will cool it off.

They're so provincial.

Oh, yeah. Mine, too.

Jerks.

Bye!

Ferris Whitney?

Ok.

So tacky.

This seat's taken.

By who?

My guardian angel.

She'll have to sit on my lap, then.

She's a he.

Then I'll have to sit on his lap.

Ooh, heavy.

Beat it.

Make me.

Beat it!

No! No! You guys, no! No, don't fight.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Stop fighting now!

Hey!

Get up! Get up! Get up!

What's the problem back there?

Where'd you guys learn to fight?

Madison Square Garden.

Hi, I'm Cathy Carter.

Everybody calls her Carrots.

I'm Sunshine.

Angel Bright.

Sounds like something

at the top of a Christmas tree.

Guys!

I've got some vitamin "e" and some niacin.

Here, take one.

Niacin keeps you from freaking out.

Come on, take one.

Ferris Whitney.

They'll never grow.

No wonder. You're smothering them.

Do you know, smoking pot...

You look familiar.

You've seen me on TV.

In what, a Brillo commercial?

I'm the "before" girl

in Tidy Tangle's cream rinse commercial.

That's her!

Move your butt, squirt.

Pushy mothers.

Well, I knew this one girl,

and I swear,

she did it on a roller coaster.

Yeah.

Ferris.

Where's the weirdest place you ever did it?

None of your business.

Why not?

She probably doesn't know anything.

I know enough.

Been to fourth base?

I'm 15. Nobody goes to fourth base--

I hit a home run at 14.

Five more minutes!

Well...

Looks like some of us are women...

and some of us are little girls.

Which are you?

I think guys are a pain in the ass.

Two little virgins. Quaint.

No wonder you're always fighting.

It's all that unreleased energy.

You're probably lezes.

Maybe she is, but I'm straight.

What about you, smut mouth?

What about me, shithead?

I think you're into girls.

Shit! She tried to grab my tits!

Ferris probably isn't gay...

just sexually immature.

Whoa.

That hurt.

I bet she'd go all the way, she had the chance, right?

Sure. I'm ready.

Sorrell.

Hi, chubby.

Walker.

Walker?

Oh! Hi.

Uh... hold it.

Talking to me?

Sure am. What's your name?

Uh, Penny Shubert. I'm in kind of a hurry.

I think you belong in cabin "c."

it's right through those trees.

Cabin "c" is for kids.

You don't know what it's like

to be surrounded by 10-year-olds.

I'll go nuts!

My brain is going to disintegrate!

You girls are over there.

No way.

Come on. These beds have been assigned for months.

Fine.

I'm taking that one.

Big deal.

Look, I don't like sharing this space with you, either.

You keep out of my way, and I'll keep out of yours.

Deal?

So you, my dear.

Pure, pure, pure.

Thanks. My mom got it for me.

Hey, Angel.

Forget your wardrobe?

Bet they put saltpeter in our hamburgers.

Dana, you know,

you really shouldn't eat meat.

It's full of male hormones.

I knew a girl grew a mustache

because she ate meat.

God. Get out of here.

You know what they're doing in there?

They're telling bedtime stories.

Do you believe?

Girls...

we really have to help Ferris with her problem.

You're a lost cause.

Go to hell.

It's time our Ferris experiences...

la dolce vita.

I'll bet my residual check...

Her what?

Residual check.

That Ferris will become a woman

by the end of summer.

How much?

$100.