Parenthood

We should go into business together, you and me.

I think I might wanna do this with you.

To the luncheonette. Partners.

Partners.

I was drinking at the party.

There was a misunderstanding.

Zach pushed Alex. Alex punched him.

The family is gonna press charges of assault and battery.

It's not my first offense.

Oh, my God. Are you pregnant?

I don't really know what to say about it,

Because I'm not keeping it.

Would you ever consider letting me adopt your baby?

No.

A very wise choice.

Four bucks.

You look stunning.

And no stains, no rips or anything.

Three dollars, everything on this rack.

Hey, Dad, none of this stuff has prices on it.

How much is the chicken?

Ooh, oh. Excuse me!

Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Did you just get those?

This is a mistake. These belong to my daughter.

- Hey, Sarah? - What?

What are you doing? I just sold those.

Mom, these are Amber's.

- No, she brought over a box. - No, mom.

Filled with stuff that she doesn't want anymore.

She doesn't want it. My daughter's moving out,

and it's just confusing, like, which stuff is what,

but I'll get your money back.

Hey.

You like, like, old records?

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

- Nice. - Yeah.

You guys have a lot of '80s, which is awesome.

Yeah, there's a bunch. It's all my dad's.

He's, like, a musician so...

- Really? - Yeah.

I mean, he's not, like, on iTunes or anything, you know.

He tours around and whatnot so...

Cool.

Hi.

Amy?

- Yeah. - Amy Ellis, right?

- Yeah. - Hi, Zeek Braverman.

Hi.

You know, I have the clearest memory of you.

You were a little girl,

you wrecked your bike out here in front.

The chain came off, and I helped you put it back on.

Yes. I do remember that.

And it was raining.

Oh, you bet your ass. Cats and dogs, yeah.

So how are your folks doing?

They're good. Yeah, they're good.

Always liked your dad. He was a 49ers fan, right?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Still is. - Dad!

Dad. Hi.

- How much is this? - Hi.

Yeah, well, you tell him hi, would you?

Yep, I will.

So these are quarter apiece, right?

- Yep, pretty much. - Okay.

Oh, no.

Hey, you know what, take the whole crate.

I mean, it's just cluttering up my garage.

I mean, unless you find some Grateful Dead in there.

Just kidding. No problem.

That's awesome. Thank you.

You bet.

Okay, well, I guess I'll see you around.

- Oh, Drew. Drew. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye, Amy.

- Please, don't. - Amy Ellis.

- I'm aware. - Mm-hmm.

You look weird.

Tell me something.

Does--does this hurt?

Ow. Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Well, then I gotta ask you

a very serious medical question, Jabbar.

Have you been farting a lot lately?

I try to hold it in.

Yeah, right. Like a circus elephant.

Well, I am so sorry for your stinkiness,

but I think I know what this is.

It's probably a wheat allergy.

- Really? - Yeah.

- For real? - Mm-hmm.

Joint tenderness, excessive gas,

Urticaria, which is--

it's really just a fancy term for the rash on his shins.

What do we have to do for that, you know, treatment-wise?

- You avoid wheat. - Oh.

And you guys are probably gonna want

to keep a dietary log of pretty much

everything that he eats for the next 30 days.

- He'll be all right. - Okay.

Hey, not to sound skeptical,

but a wheat allergy, it seems like, you know,

it's like the snuggies of diseases.

Everyone has one this year.

Yeah, I know it's become really popular,

but it's something I've been diagnosing

for the past ten years,

so, you know what, we'll try this.

If it doesn't work, we'll try something else.

Right.

Sorry, doctor, he gets like this sometimes.

No, it's okay. I've seen couples do a lot worse.

Oh, no. We're not together.

I'll try not to throw up.

Make that known.

Anyway, I really appreciate you seeing us very much.

Oh, it's no problem at all.

Hey, listen, let me give you my card.

Oh, great.

Well, if you need to ask any questions,

just feel free to call me any time really.

My service will page me.

Great. Thanks.

You're welcome.

You got a second card for dad or...

Yeah.

Just give me a second.

Knock, knock.

- Hi. - Your door is open.

Yeah, I know.

To all the murderers and felons in the--

in the building, probably.

Well, I leave it open, Mom.

Oh, I know, I know. It's okay.

What you doin'?

Just hanging out.

You know, living. Living life.

Well, it's looking, uh...

Very, um...Homey.

Great. Okay, that's a step up

from disgusting and depressing.

Do you wanna go get a coffee or something?

I work at a coffee shop.

Kinda takes the magic out of having a fun cup of coffee.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, um, so mom and dad had this garage sale,

which is a whole other story,

and I look over,

look what mom was trying to sell.

- I gave those to her. - You didn't.

- I did. - Amber, you just wore--

I have, you know, not that much space so I just...

Oh, that's okay. I just thought I was...

Thanks though. That's a nice thought.

Yeah, it's okay.

All right, honey, well,

things are looking good.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

- I'll see you later. - Okay.

Do your dishes so you don't get roaches.

I was--that's what I came over to mainly say.

That's very kind. I appreciate it.

Have a good day. Okay, you too.

Oh, you don't-- you want this like this?

- Mom! - I know, okay.

I'll see you later.

Honey, I'm just trying to process this.

Where are you gonna get the money from?

I told you, we have a solid business plan--

Kristina, this is gonna be a little cold at first, okay?

Okay, I got a solid relationship with Liberty.

It's all gonna happen. I understand that.

Let's just try not to worry about it, okay?

What if you guys got the loan

then you sign the lease, you know?

Honey, we haven't signed anything yet.

I understand that,

but you have a great business sense.

Your brother Crosby, not really.

He's a good engineer. People like him.

You gotta trust me on this one. It's a good idea.

And we need a good idea right now.

Yeah, we do because we're about to have a baby.

Speaking of which.

We gotta think about all this stuff.

- Your baby's looking great. - Really?

Right where we want it be at eight months, uh-huh.

Good. Man, did that go by fast.

- For who? - We just got pregnant so--

Honey.

And we're on target for your due date as well.

- Good. - Yep, a month away.

- Yep. - That's wonderful.

Do you guys still not wanna know the sex of the baby?

I don't know. We sort of--

No, I do. It's just a--it's a--

There's--we have a--