Night of Knots (Düğüm Salonu)

Invite me to your wedding, darling

I can even be your witness and sing

If anyone asks who I am

Tell them I'm an old acquaintance, darling

Invite me to your wedding, darling

I can even be your witness…

Ms. Hülya Esen, do you, of your own free will,

without being influenced or coerced in any way,

take Mr. Tarık Parlak to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Bravo!

Mr. Tarık Parlak, do you, of your own free will,

without being influenced or coerced in any way,

take Ms. Hülya Esen to be your lawfully wedded wife?

-I do! -Bravo!

Then, by the power vested in me by the Civil Code and the mayor of Buca,

I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.

-Hello. -Hi.

This is for the Tekin family. Do you know which hall they're in?

That's not us.

-How many halls are there? -Two.

Thanks. Congratulations.

Ms. Buse Güler, do you, of your own free will,

without being influenced or coerced in any way,

take Mr. Serkan Tekin to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do!

Mr. Serkan Tekin, do you, of your own free will,

without being influenced or coerced in any way,

take Ms. Buse Güler to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

Then, by the power vested in me by the Civil Code and the mayor of Buca,

I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

You bastard!

Animal.

Freaking animal! Asshole! Bastard!

Why me, God? Why me?

Excuse me?

I'm sorry. I realize you're angry, and this is not a good time,

but there's no toilet paper here.

Can you pass me some, please?

I'm sorry, but this is the bride's restroom.

-I think you're in the wrong place. -I'm the bride from the other hall.

Are you a bride too?

Yeah… Yes!

Well, congratulations!

Thank you.

Isn't there a restroom in your hall?

It's out of order. The organizer told us to use here.

-Welcome, I guess. -Thanks.

Are you okay?

Why did you ask?

I mean, you were just calling someone names.

Maybe I can help you out or something.

You know, bride to bride!

No, it's okay. Everything's fine.

I can handle it on my own, but thanks.

All right then.

-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry for you too.

-What did you say? -I said congratulations to you too.

Thank you so much.

So, is there any toilet paper there?

I asked for some, remember? I told you there isn't any.

-All right. I'll… Hang on. -Okay.

-There it is. -Thanks.

I found it.

Fuck my luck!

Would it kill her to just pass it to me? Why throw it at my head?

For God's sake.

Why are people like this?

Stop sulking. Come on, smile.

No, Hayko. No, listen.

You know how you said you'll handle it?

I took that as a promise and told my in-laws that you were coming.

Yeah.

What? A meeting? What meeting?

Come on, man. Don't embarrass me in front of my in-laws.

I told them you were coming, man.

Look…

I'm on the phone.

Can't you just spare us an hour?

How about half an hour?

How about ten minutes?

How about you just say hi?

Be here as soon as the meeting ends. I love you, man.

Lots of love, Hayko. Love you.

Cemil, what celebrity are you pestering this time?

I'm not pestering him, Züleyha.

They're all my acquaintances, friends, comrades.

Hayko Cepkin wanted to come.

So I invited him, and he said yes.

I was checking up on him. What's the big deal?

Don't these artists live in Istanbul? Is he even in Izmir?

You don't know how they are.

They always take advantage of Istanbul, and then they say,

"We're tired of this crowded, noisy city. Let's move to Izmir."

"There are flights. We can be in Istanbul in 45 minutes."

I bet Hayko Cepkin has a place in Izmir as well.

Come on, Cemil.

All these people are here for our son's wedding.

Don't they count? It's not like we need a celebrity.

You just want to boast.

You're embarrassing us in front of our in-laws.

Shame on you, Züleyha. Why would I boast?

Look. I know you're just jealous.

Why would I be jealous? I just hope you come to your senses.

What else is there to say?

I swear you're jealous of me.

LOTS OF LOVE FROM EGE TV & RADIO

I bet you a thousand bucks he sent those flowers himself.

Say we buy the flowers story, he kept talking about

how he's going to bring tons of celebrities to his son's wedding.

-What is he going to do now? -Don't be ridiculous, Muazzez.

Who would come to his son's wedding?

Didn't they fire him

because he would pester the celebrities at the network?

He told people he was friends with every celebrity who said hi to him.

-The fool was just a lowly security guard. -Exactly.

He should've known his place. Shame on him.

Tell me about it.

We're way out of their league,

but we have to shut up for the sake of Buse.

JOY WEDDING HALL HALL 1 - HALL 2

Come on, people.

Get up and dance.

Get over here.

What's wrong, my beautiful mother? I love you.

Where's the bride, son?

The bride is on her horse galloping away.

You keep laughing like a horse, but the band is about to

invite you two to dance, and the bride is not here.

She must've gone to the restroom. She'll be here soon.

Oh my God. Don't tell me you're drinking.

Come on, Mom. Of course not.

See? She's here.

Ladies and gentlemen, with a round of applause,

we invite the bride and groom to the stage.

Thanks for the applause.

For those not clapping, I hope your mother-in-law dies.

Would my lovely wife like to dance with me?

Of course.

You're so cute, girls!

Honey, where were you?

You've been gone for half an hour. Push it.

I just went out for a smoke and to get some air.

When are you going to stop taking that poison?

I wish I could.

-What? -I said I'll quit slowly.

I can't do it cold turkey.

You can't quit anything that way, Serkan.

You just have to make up your mind and quit cold turkey.

I won't let you smoke in the house. You know that!

Serkan, you know what I saw?

I saw the bride from the hall next door in the restroom.

You know, she was crying. How horrible.

No. How would I know that?

I was minding my business.

She burst into the restroom. She didn't see me.

She kept swearing at someone. She was like, "You animal! You bastard!"

I just froze.

I asked her nicely if I could help her with anything.

Okay. What did she say?

She asked me if there's no restroom in our hall.

I told her it was out of order, and that's why I was there.

-What did she say? -She said, "Welcome."

I was baffled. She must be crazy.

No normal person would say that.

Who knows what happened, right?

I don't care.

I'll just go chat with Oğuz.

I bet he's with the girls!

The guy calls them sons of bitches,

and Temel says, "Dursun, run! They recognized me!"

You know, since he's actually an SOB.

Oğuz? Let's talk for a second.

Wait for me. I have more jokes to come.

Serkan, what's wrong?

-Hülya's here. -Hülya who?

You're kidding.

-How can she be here? Who invited her? -She's getting married next door.

What? Her wedding is next door?

-Are you happy? -It's nice.

-Is it now? -It is.

I mean, of course I'm happy.

I'm happy too.

You were so hard to get,

but I just knew this would happen someday.

-Doesn't it feel like it's a dream? -Tell me about it.

We're going to be so happy.

HÜLYA & TARIK WELCOME

-Congratulations. -Welcome. Have a seat.

Welcome, man.

See? He came.

-Welcome. -Thanks. Congratulations.

Thank you so much, Davut. Welcome again.

Where did you see her? What happened? Tell me the whole story.

I was just getting some air.

Come on, dance!

Hülya?

Serkan?