Licks

I'm on my period.

So?

I love fucking you on your period.

I do, too. But that's nasty.

Keep scrubbing that shit, boy. I want it clean when I cop it.

Man, you can't afford this shit, D.

Man, I'm a cop that shit from Frankie by the end of next summer.

- You gonna see, bruh. - If you say so.

I'm gonna be in this next summer with your bitch!

Hey, I got something for you.

I wanted to give it to you on your birthday,

but I figured I'd give it to you early

just so you could try it on to see if you like it.

Damn, girl.

You shouldn't have.

You like it?

Like it?

I love it.

Okay, D. Stop.

Come on.

All right, I tried.

Where you going?

Shit, I'm finna go smoke at Rell's house real quick,

take care of some shit.

You're not going to hit another lick, are you?

What make you think some shit like that?

Because you know my mama don't want that around me no more.

Baby, that's why I'm finna go look for a job.

I'm not hitting no more licks.

Promise?

I promise.

I'll call you later on tonight.

What you doing out here, little runt?

- Spying on you guys. - You better not be doing that.

I'm going to tell your mama on you, all right?

Where the fuck you was at earlier, D?

All that slow programming and shit,

niggas know we got a schedule to keep.

Well, shit, man. I just went to go check out Frankie's car.

- What, that Chevy? - Yeah.

Yeah, that shit fly as fuck.

Nigga, stop lying, you was with the bitch.

Nigga, so?

Yeah, I went to go see her for a minute afterwards, nigga.

You mad you ain't got a bitch to go see?

You've been fucking that bitch for a minute too long now.

- Not even, bruh. - Yes.

I couldn't even fuck anyway. She was on her period, bruh.

Yo what!

See you know I love fucking bitches on their period, man.

Blood, that's what I told the bitch.

You can't get them pregnant and they're even hornier.

- Hell, yeah. - I love that shit, man.

You niggas nastier than a motherfucker.

Hey, man, fuck all that shit though.

You niggas ready for this shit?

Hey, Barry Bonds! Nigga, you ready?

- Come on, man. - You ready for this shit?

Yeah, man. You know I'm ready, bro. Come on.

Then why the fuck you still got that stupid ass baseball outfit?

I just got out of practice, nigga.

You look stupid as fuck.

You ain't gonna be saying that shit when you see me in the league.

- Yeah, whatever. - Yeah, fuck you.

What?

Man, fuck all that shit, man!

Nigga, just get your foot heavy for that pedal, nigga.

You sure you want to do this shit?

- Yeah, man. I'm good. - You hear these niggas?

Sup with you niggas with that whispering?

You niggas go together or something?

D.

- Fuck, man. - What, nigga?

I ain't got my motherfucking gun, bruh.

Where the fuck your gun at?

Man, I must have left that shit at Aliky's house or something.

You left it at the bitch house?

I told you, man. That bitch got you fucked up.

Fuck, man.

Man. Fuck all that, nigga.

Nigga, take this.

- Huh, nigga! - Is you fucking serious?

Nigga you want a gun or not?

I might as well use my hand with this dumb ass shit.

Nigga, a hand don't look like a gun!

Fuck, man. Come on.

- Niggas ready? - Hell yeah.

Come on, nigga.

All right, come on.

Open the motherfucking register!

- Open this motherfucker! - Easy, easy man!

- Open this motherfucker! - Hurry the fuck up, man!

I'll give you anything. Just don't hurt me!

- Just don't hurt me! - Ain't nobody up in here, y'all!

- Open this... - Get down, get down!

Hey, they got a room back here!

Hey, check to see if he got a safe in the back.

- You got a safe? You got a safe? - No, I ain't got nothing please!

- I ain't got nothing back there! - He's lying, man!

Come on. Let's go, nigga.

We taking too long, bro. Come on!

Watch him for me. I'm gonna go see if he got a safe!

- Come on, bro. - Watch him for me!

No, no, don't shoot, man. Don't...

Okay, just... Just take anything you want.

Hey, there ain't shit back here! Come on. Come on, man!

He ain't got shit! Come on, man. Let's go!

- Come on, D! - Aye, hold up!

Come on!

Oh, shit.

Where the fuck is D?

- Where the fuck is he at? - He coming, nigga. Be cool!

You all hear that shit? What the fuck was that?

Damn it, boy! Don't make me do this!

What the fuck, man?

What the fuck is you doing?

- Just slide out your gun now! - I ain't got no gun!

I swear to God, man. I ain't got shit!

- Where's he at? - I mean, he was just behind us.

I swear to God he was!

That nigga ain't got no motherfucking gun!

That nigga still in there, man. I'm about to get that nigga!

- What the fuck's wrong with you? - I'm about to go get that nigga!

Fuck that shit! Fuck that shit! I ain't going to jail!

Empty your pockets now, you little bastard!

Take it out slow now!

This gun cocked and loaded!

- Lil' D. - Maalik.

You look less swoll than when you went in.

You look fat.

What? This all muscle, kid.

I'm like the ghetto iron man out in this motherfucker.

You wish you was eating like me.

- You still eat pork, nigga? - Yeah, nigga.

Good, 'cause Bertha got something cooking for your ass.

Let's roll, nigga.

You feel guilty?

- Well, for what? - You know what, nigga.

What happened with D.

Shit I did for a minute, nigga. I ain't gonna lie.

But then I slept on it.

And, nigga, that shit ain't on us.

Nigga, what?

Nigga you feel guilty or something?

Hell no, nigga.

Nigga knew what the fuck we was doing.

Shit would have been way different if I could have got up in that bitch.

Shit's fucked up.

Nigga, what's fucked up is how you left me on the blade

30 minutes before them niggas ran up on me.

You see what happened to my eye, bruh?

That little ass shit, nigga? Stop tripping.

I'm not your motherfucking assistant pimp.

Should've had one of your bitches come and get you.

- Man down, pimp in distress. - Joking ass nigga.

Just start pimping Money Mike ass nigga.

Fuck you, nigga.

Man, stop tripping, nigga. God damn!

Told you, nigga. I'm gonna handle that shit.

Slide on every single one of those suckas!

We'll see.

Keep rubbing on that little ass shit like it hurts.

What the fuck we doing here anyway?

Nigga, you remember that bitch from the other day?

Who? The bitch with the crazy ass daddy?

Yeah, nigga. You know the one. Nigga, I got this bitch ready.

I just need you to be my brother

and post up out here until I get back my nigga.

- Post up out here? - Yeah.

Fuck that, nigga. I'm coming with you.

Come on, bruh.

You know you're going to scare the panty's back on that bitch.

You got me fucked up, nigga.

All right, then, nigga. Pay me.

Yeah, nigga, that's right, pay me.

I ain't no motherfucking lookout nigga.

Nigga, that's what you want, huh?

I ain't waiting on you, nigga.

Nigga, D is out.

- He out, nigga. - Yeah, nigga, I know.

And I'm about to put my boy on.

That's why I'm taking care of this shit first.

Nigga, you asking me to pay you and shit.

That ain't got nothing to do with D getting out.

You're snorting too much of that cocaine.

It's like a blizzard up your nose.

No, Nigga. Chill on that, nigga.

She said her daddy drive a red Cadillac truck, nigga.

So post up outside and holler if you see him coming.

Yeah, I'm supposed to be the one up there fucking.

Man, I got you.

Keep your eyes on that window sill right there.

You might see a titty or something.

Man, go somewhere with that shit, nigga.

Just fuck the bitch good. I wanna hear it.

Man, she on a blue dolphin.

You're gonna hear, nigga. Trust me.

Loud and clear.

I told you I'd do it.

I feel really, really good.