Fantastica

- Tell us a story, please! - Please.

Here it goes.

"Once upon a time, in a land far, far away..."

that's actually just around the corner.

There were two worlds.

Your World and My World.

In Your World, happiness never stops!

Everyone partied like there was no tomorrow.

Everyone was always in a good mood.

And even if they wore gowns all day,

nobody ever broke a sweat.

The majority of the population were of royal blood.

My World was the opposite.

Here, happiness

didn't always come with an 'ever after.'

-And the sweating never stops." -

My gosh! So sticky!

"One-fourth of the population had high blood,

one-fourth were blowhards,

one-fourth were half-wits,

and one-fourth were bloody useless.

Back then, citizens of Your World

freely traveled to My World.

But not the other way around.

The people of My World could not pass through

the portal that connected both worlds."

Reminds you of nations that bully their way

into conquering other people's lands.

"Until one day,

a princess from Your World

fell in love with someone from My World.

For the princess, their worlds became one,

as if their hearts bound them together.

Until she learned the painful truth.

Hers was an unrequited love.

A one-way street, just like the portal."

No different from my own love life, by the way.

"The princess cried.

She cried and cried...

until her tears flooded Your World.

A real calamity!

It took a while before their gowns could dry.

And they learned the meaning of the word

-'leptospirosis.'" -

"The Fairy Godmother Superior of Your World was outraged.

In revenge, she cast a spell.

A curse that closed the portal forever.

Locked for eternity!

She even dumped the keys.

But a reprieve was possible

if the princess' ten thousand tears were matched

by ten thousand combined claps and laughter.

'Claughter,' for short.

Little did anybody know,

the two worlds were meant to cross paths again,

for there exists a place

that can still create that much claughter."

- -

- - Yes! Wow!

Welcome to Perya Wurtzbach!

The happiest place in the world,

the universe rather,

where claps and laughter always come together!

And so...

Come in, dear customers!

The portal will soon open.

Belat? Belat? Belat! Belat!

- Belat! -What happened to you?

Belat, what happened?

Hey!

I'll shoot it for you so you'll get the prize.

-Okay. -Go, you can do it!

-You're a sharpshooter! -Amazing!

-We won! -In just one shot.

-We won! -Here's your prize.

Give it to your mother.

"Mother"?

He's not my son!

He's my boyfriend!

What? She's your girlfriend?

She's my baby.

Beautiful.

The Snake Lady Show is a blockbuster.

Come on, let's take a look.

I wonder what's happening inside.

-You're a snake, Bocha! -No. You are the snake, Neni!

Wait, why are you fighting?

We don't allow that here.

We can't have fights in this carnival.

Everybody should be a friend to everyone.

Let's just be happy.

Whatever!

Don't you dare run!

I will definitely run!

- To Naga! - Bocha, come back here!

Oh, my God! Neni, wait, I'm out of balance

in my prepaid credits.

Oh, there's Chakalyn!

-I was looking all over for you! -It hurts!

-Where did you go? -It hurts!

-Who are you fighting with? -You--

Oh, no! Who's this?

You filthy horse!

-Don't move! -It's Miss Vicky!

It hurts!

-My hair! -

Karma is quick.

Do I look good? Give me that!

Ugly!

Daddy! Mommy!

Hey!

-What? -Stay behind, Dong.

Or stay over there. There's no room for you.

-Give this one to your brother. -Yes.

It's his birthday anyway.

-Yes, his birthday. -Is it my birthday?

-Yes! -Of course!

-Mom, it's my birthday! -What?

It's Dong.

Hey, handsome!

-What did you say? -Hi, handsome!

-Dong! -Don't you dare call me

-handsome again! -Enough!

-Dong! -Come here!

Dong! Enough!

Hey, Dong!

What's up with you?

You're getting into trouble again!

Why?

Is this about your fish-faced brother again?

You look cute when you're mad.

Want me to kiss you?

Stop it.

That's your warning.

Another warning?

Endless warnings for Dong?

Handsome face, ugly temper.

- -Hey!

How dare you!

You know he hates it when he's called handsome.

-You too! -Don't!

Dong, that's enough.

I don't like being called handsome!

I told you, but you won't listen!

You know he hates it when he's called handsome!

-You, too? Huh! -Hey!

Me too, Dong?

Do it! Go!

Come on, handsome! Do it!

Do it!

The portal is opening.

The portal is now open.

Mister, why is your kid crying?

He wants to get inside but I don't have money.

I'll see what I can do but I can only accommodate one.

I can't let you both in. My mom will get mad at me.

-If you can only take one, that's enough. -

Okay, sir, go.

All right, I'm going inside. Stay here, son.

Hey, kid.

-Fine, you can get in too. -Yes!

-What happened? -Why are you crying?

-Why are you crying? -Hey!

I let two people in. Mom will get mad.

-Does mom look beautiful? -Yes!

-Mom? -Yes?

Mom, I'm sorry.

Were you looking for me while I was out?

Of course, since you're not around.

Now that I'm here, are you still looking for me?

Not anymore since you're already here.

Now that I'm here, will you still look for me?

-No, not anymore because-- -How about earlier--

Oh, that hurts!

You're overreacting again.

Oh, it hurts.

There you go.

That's how acting should be done.

That's how I won in Cannes.

-Oh, it hurts. Like that. -Perfect!

Miss Fec!

Gifts from your fans!

-You're a legend, Miss Fec. - Wow, so many!

-This is a lot! -I know!

- -There's milk.

-And diapers! -Right?

Your fans are one of a kind, Mom.

They give you so much random stuff.

I bet they'll give you another baby

in addition to these two.

- -

There's another one! There's a kid.

-There's a kid! -There really is a kid!

Are you sure that's a kid?

Yes. I need to adopt this one now.

Again?

But he's really cute.

That's not Fec! Get out!

That's Belat! Where's Fec? Who's that?

Where's the performer? Bring out Miss Fec!