Otto the Rhino (Otto er et næsehorn)

Hello, old house! How about this weather, huh?

Ah, you're such a pain in the neck!

What did you say?

Ah, come on!

Hi, Mr. Holm!

Last day before summer vacation!

Hm, yeah, looks like my lighter's gone on vacation, too.

It won't work!

Oh.

Actually, that reminds me of the time

I was lost in the forest in the middle of the night!

Bye, see you later!

Huh?

And if it weren't for this old lighter here,

well, I could guarantee...

You'll have to tell me your story later, Holm!

Huh? Oh, yeah, all right.

No problem, Topper.

Oof!

Huh?

Ah!

What's all this, dear?

Mom, remember to send my new letter to Dad!

Oh, yeah.

That's right, Topper.

Imagine if he comes home while I'm on summer break!

And if not...

maybe he'll make it home for Christmas, huh?

Have a great day.

But... yeah.

Ah, Miss Flora?

Flora!

Huh?

Heh, heh!

Huh?

Oh, Mr. Holm!

My word, I think it's starting to rain!

It's your flowers.

They're very nice this year.

Are there lice on the deer?

No, I just said...

Why don't you come down and have a cup of coffee?

You can delouse that deer another day.

Uh, yeah, I...

Okay!

Hi!

Okay, Viggo, your school chariot awaits.

Are you sure it can take my weight?

My dad would not think it's a good idea.

Oh, come on!

Ugh!

Viggo!

What did I say about hopping out of windows?

That I shouldn't do it?

So, what did you just do that was wrong?

I used the window, when I should have used the door.

Exactly!

Ha, ha!

What's with the ugly pram?

Get that junk out of here.

It'll scare the cafe customers away.

Uh, what cafe customers?

Hey, drive carefully!

Viggo?

Ugh, that boy.

Hmm, that's better.

Isn't this just wow, Viggo?

Yeah, totally!

Uh, or what is wow, Topper?

Summer vacation starts today,

so we can go look for all kinds of stuff!

That's what's wow!

Maybe, but my dad says it's a waste of time

to spend the whole vacation doing that.

Oh, yeah?

Hi, Sille!

Hi, Topper!

Topper!

No, no, not now, Viggo.

Topper!

Happy birthday, Sille.

How did you know it was my birthday today?

Isn't it the same day it was last year?

Of course it is, Topper,

and I'm still one year older than you, little boy!

But uh, want to come to my birthday party?

Wha... uh, um... yeah, I do!

You can come, if you bring me a really nice birthday gift.

Uh, uh, a gift?

Um, yeah, yeah, I...

I have a really good gift for you, Sille,

just here.

Check out Zipper! Nice, huh?

Hmm, what Tipper?

Oh, no! Ah!

Oh, no.

Topper, you're nuts!

Ahh!

You know what a really good gift is, Topper?

No.

It's like the puppy I'm pretty sure my parents are giving me.

Uh, okay, bye!

Hey!

I didn't say you could definitely come

to my birthday, Topper!

What the...

What is an ugly baby carriage with a stupid boy inside it

doing in my garden?

Uh, we were just...

This isn't a playground, boy!

I know, and I'd really like to leave!

Well, we can fix that in a jiffy, my fine little friend.

Ow! Sorry!

Out you go!

Do you know that guy?

No.

Then, why did he call you his fine little friend?

From now on, you sit in Zipper and I'll do the pushing.

Ugh!

Okay, Viggo, that's a deal.

My dad says you shouldn't wave to stupid girls

when you're holding onto a pram that someone else is sitting in.

Yeah, but it was Sille!

We have to find a really good gift for her.

Why is that?

So I can go to her birthday party.

Blech!

What are you doing?

I'm whistling, my fine little friend.

Oh!

I'm going with my mom and dad and little sister

to a city called Venice,

where there's lots of water

and we're going to ride the granolas all summer long!

That's wonderful, Albert.

What are your plans for summer vacation, Bea?

Me and my whole family

are going to the world's biggest swimming pool,

and there's prizes for the one who gets the best suntan!

I see, and Jacob?

My dad got a new car,

so we're driving down south, and up north too!

And we're going to go really fast!

We're going to our grandfather's...

Grandfather's farm!

To ride horses... Horses!

And pick strawberries... Pick strawberries!

And play with the itsy bitsy cutie pie little lambs!

Baby lambs!

Yes, uh, baby lambs.

Very good, and what about you, Topper?

Topper?

Yeah, yeah, just a sec, coming!

Topper, what are you doing with the film projector?

My dad has been to Africa 37 times!

'Cause when you sail all around the world,

you bump into Africa every now and then.

Oh, how exciting!

You're going to Africa with your dad.

One time, my dad bumped into Africa so hard

that his teeth flew out of his mouth!

And tell me, does he wear dentures?

All real sailors do.

What are dentures?

Well, you see,

dentures are teeth you can take out of your mouth.

Oh.

It was horrible for my dad.

He was so mad, he got gold fever!

Topper's lying!

My dad says you can't get gold fever from being mad.

Really? That's what your dad says?

My dad says so, too,

and he says Topper's totally misunderstood the exercise.

No, I haven't!

Well, Topper, are you going to Africa for the summer vacation?

Mm, no.

But we're talking about our plans for the summer!

Uh, yeah, but then I found this African movie,

and I thought it would be perfect

for talking about my dad!

But...

Who's fine now. He's got a lady in every harbor.

Um, well, but Topper,

can't you talk about your plans for the summer?

He might be coming home, and then we might be going...

My dad says Topper doesn't even have a father!

I do, too!

I write letters to my dad all the time!

You can't write letters to someone who doesn't exist!

Man, Topper never stops lying!

Look, it's a lizard!

It's a rhinoceros.

Look, it's being attacked by a monster!

Ahh, oh!

Well, I guess it's time for summer vacation.

It's just a ladybug.

Hmm.

Hang on.

Viggo, stop!