Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEl YATSURA

He becomes Scorpio, as the city falls fast asleep tonight.

She becomes Virgo. Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Night!"

When the two cleverly get out of an uneasy situation, there...

...at the mysterious edge of the universe, dance! "Dancing, dancing star!"

Hold me, so tightly, and say "I won't let you go!" or something...

'Cause fortonight, I just wanna get tipsy, kissing.

See? You're reflected in my eyes, do you see?

See? I'm reflected in your eyes so beautifully.

He'll become stardust, as the night burns out shortly...

She'll become a shooting star. Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Star."

Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Star."

Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Star."

TOP SECRET POOL PARTY PEEPING PLAN!

When my family moved to Tomobiki...

...I had just entered elementary school.

Over 10 years have passed since then.

My experiences in the battles of childhood have made me...

...an expert on the geography of the town.

Yet, my eyes, which are now 50cm higher...

...sometimes catch an unexpected sight and surprise me.

"Kongo-Yu:" (Kongo Public Bath)

"Kongo-Yu:" (Kongo Public Bath) Like this...

"Kongo-Yu:" (Kongo Public Bath)

"Kongo-Yu:" (Kongo Public Bath) Look at this sento.

Look at this sento.

These days most sento are covered in shiny tile or marble.

"Kongo-Yu" These days most sento are covered in shiny tile or marble.

"Kongo-Yu"

"Kongo-Yu" Yet this sort of old-fashioned sento still exists...

Yet this sort of old-fashioned sento still exists...

Besides, today, in here!

The Golden Waters?

The Golden Waters? If it were a new place, it'd be called something like "Diamond Palace."

It's not like Ataru to take a bath on the way home from school.

Yes, but it's cold outside. It may have occurred to him to do so.

Fool!

I smell something, something fishy!

He is up to something.

Chibi...

Chibi... Huh?

We need 4 sets of sento kits, on the double!

¥240.

¥240. Oh, ¥240?

I only have a 1,000 yen bill. Give me change.

May I help you?

May I help you? A razor.

A razor.

¥20. A razor.

Oh, not this kind. The kind with 2 blades.

This is the only kind we have.

Then I don't need it. Give me the money back.

Sir...

Sir... What?

What?

The women's room is booked for a party today. What?

There's no one here now.

There's no one here now. Booked for a party?

As I thought... All right!

The sento smells like wood...

This is no time to smell the wood!

Hi, Ataru! My, it's warm in here.

Cherry, what are you doing?

I love taking a bath. And I often drink green tea with the old woman.

I think you make a great couple...

What a coincidence to see you in such a place.

Okay. Shall I wash your back?

Okay. Shall I wash your back? No, thank you!

I don't wanna see your naked body!

Stay still right there. Um...

You can't see through there.

You can't see through there. I'll try... Don't move!

Don't interfere!

Don't interfere! That's water.

That's water.

I know! That's water.

Don't show me your creepy nude body!

You couldn't see anybody through there, right?

Aha! Did you try, you wicked monk?

Aha! Did you try, you wicked monk? Be serious.

Listen, if you can see into the women's chamber, you can be seen by them.

Oh...

If anybody sees you, you'll be in trouble. You twit!

Shut up! Oh, it's hot!

Pour water from the tank, that's what it's for. It's not for peeping into the women's room!

Damn.

Waddya know. When the water level is down a little bit...

He's an utter moron.

Well, I'll just wait and see...

If anybody comes, I'll just scoop some more water.

What a tiny bar of soap...

Don't use my soap!

It's a nice sento.

It really is.

What are you doing here?

Don't be so cold, Ataru. What are you up to?

Why don't we chat in this nice warm tub.

Home baths are nice. But a sento has its own charm.

When I was a kid, I used to cry when my hair was being washed...

I'm being as nostalgic as an old man.

By the way, how long since your last bath? Your soap doesn't lather.

Really? It's only been 4 days.

Don't go. I don't know what's gonna happen, but let's wait together.

It's a waste of your time.

What?

I was being nostalgic too...

Cheap sweets, tin toys, old music, monster movies...

...there are a variety of things people feel nostalgic about.

I feel nostalgic about sento. What's wrong with that?

I happen to find this place nostalgic. That's all.

You don't have to indulge in cheap nostalgia with me.

Please don't waste your time. You should go.

Ataru! Ataru!

Ataru... I'm not buying your bullshit for a minute.

I see...

Mendou...

Something's up.

Mendou, this is not your kind of place.

Why did you come to such a deserted sento?

They're such fools.

Why did you come?

It's not separated here!

Why did I come here? Moroboshi, you should know the answer!

I think so, too.

You shut up!

Stop ruining this simple pleasure.

I knew it...

Ryoko said she was going to have a party here. I was worried, so I came too.

Ryoko! Is she coming, too?

You rat, didn't you know?

No, I didn't.

You're kidding!

Ataru! You said "Ryoko, too!" Who else is coming?

Well... You see...

Wow! It's nice!

Lum!

It's cool, isn't it, Oyuki?

Indeed. My arms and legs are cold, so I need to take a hot bath.

Oh, I'm embarrassed!

Oh, I'm embarrassed! What's going on?

Sakura, you look so sexy. I lose all my confidence being next to you.

Are you always thinking about that sort of thing?

May I really join you?

Shinobu, Sakura, and Ryuu!

We girls are having a hot tub party today!

Ryoko...

Ryoko... Everybody, have fun!

A hot tub party?!

I've heard of hot tub parties. They're popular in the States.

They have a party... and they're all wearing nothing?!

Behind this wall, Lum, Sakura, and Ryoko! How dare...

Ataru!

Ataru! Calm down. Lower your voice!

If they know we're here, they'll get cautious.

So you knew about this?

I happened to hear Lum talking about it.

She mentioned Oyuki and Benten...