I'm Totally Fine

Excuse me. Hi.

- Hi. - Um, may I have a cigarette?

Uh, you wanna bum a smoke?

- Sure. - Yeah, for sure.

-There you go. -Thank you.

Enjoy.

You know, those things will kill you, right?

Actually, can I have two more?

Yeah, sure.

- Yeah, that's cool. - Thanks.

All right.

Oh, and matches. Do you have...

- Matches? - Matches or--

You want cocaine also?

-No, I just-- -I'll give you a lighter.

I got a lighter--

-Okay. -Somewhere in here. Hold up.

Oh, where the heck is it?

Hey, babe.

I know you're on moon mode this weekend,

do not disturb,

but I wanted to show you that this mornin'--

I learned how to slap the bass!

Pretty cool, right?

Give me a call if you want.

All right. Love you. Bye.

Hey, babe, just sending you a quick voice note.

Uh, you know, if this is too much,

you can always turn around.

There's nothin' wrong with that.

Oh, come on.

New message.

Sorry again to call,

but it's been a crazy past few weeks for you

and I think there's a silver linin' for you

getting away for a couple of nights,

you know, somewhere nice.

Okay, I'm going to leave you alone now.

No more phone calls, for reals.

Bye.

Hmm.

That looks nice.

What are you doing?

Just start unloading, I guess, yeah?

Okay. Thanks, guys.

Uh, yeah. Oh! Hey!

I'm Sandra, the party planner.

Did you want us to set up in front or around back?

Am I stupid?

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry, I-- I thought I cancelled this.

The-- the party's cancelled.

Oh! No, I don't think so.

No, no, I'm-- I'm cancelling it now.

No, you can't do that.

You are-- you're way past the 24-hour cancellation period,

so...

Okay, well, I don't want it, so take it back.

Uh, uh, I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do.

There's nothing you can do?

All you have to do is not do anything.

That's how you don't have a party.

Okay, legally, because you missed

the 24-hour cancellation deadline,

I have to set up a party.

I legally have to have a party?

Uh, I-- I guess I could try to do something.

- Uh, yeah. - I guess you could.

- That'd be nice. Thank you. - So...

What I need to do is

talk to the person who authorized the payment,

and that would be Jennifer Martinez.

Okay. Yeah, great.

- Let me get her. - Okay.

Jennifer! Jennifer!

Jen!

Oh, that's right. She's dead.

- Shit. - Yeah.

I'm sure you could reach her if you have a medium

or a shovel.

So, sh-- she was your, um...

We were best friends and business partners.

We made an organic soda and we just

-got a distribution deal to be in stores. -Oh, that's big!

Yeah, I know, Sandra, it's very big.

- It's huge. - Mmhmm.

That's why we rented this place originally.

That's why we were gonna throw a party originally.

But none of that matters now, because she's gone.

So, could you please just cancel the party?

What are you doing?

No, because you missed the cancellation deadline.

Okay, got it.

You know what?

I'll-- I'll bet it'd be fun if you threw yourself a party, huh?

I bet your friend would-- would have liked that.

Would you like a Xanax?

- No. What? - Okay.

Okay, yeah, all right, I'll take one.

What if I take half?

Just-- no, you need the whole one.

- Okay. Thank you. - Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, Sandra here.

Just keep setting it up.

Yeah, it's gonna be a party for one.

Yeah, but we're gonna just download the...

Hi, I'm supposed to tell you that the uh,

the trays marked with an M are for meat, they have meat,

and then the ones marked with a V have veggie.

Did you get veggie or is that--

I don't fuckin' know.

Just put it in the house.

Okay.

Stupid fuckin' sunset.

To Jennifer.

Okay.

No.

Shit.

I'm solids. You're stripes.

Look, I'm Jennifer.

That's me.

Oh, bicyclette!

Let's get some cheese and go to the Louvre.

I'm Emily in Paris!

Okay.

Goodnight, Milwaukee!

Eric, are you getting this?

Yep, takin' video.

Right.

Wooh! Two Rings forever, baby!

Vanessa, what are you doing?

I am just making sure.

You're making sure of what?

You already read it!

Just sign it!

I know. I am, I am. I am.

Sign it! Sign it! Sign it!

I-- uh-- uh, look what I'm doing.

Vanessa. -Mmhmm.

The lawyers read through it, you read through it,

it's all there, we got a distribution deal.

It's happening.

It's happening.

It'll happen faster if you sign it.

Okay. All right.

Eric, horizontal.

Uh, yes, I knew that. Sorry.

Oh.

Coffee?

Yeah. Thanks, Jen.

Jesus!

Pancakes.

No.

What...

I know this is an odd encounter.

My appearance resembles your perished companion.

Unfortunately, Jennifer continues

and will continue to remain deceased.

I am simply an extraterrestrial who has taken her form.

Now that you have had ample time to comprehend what I have said,

please stop leaving!

Eric, I'm coming home.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's goin' on?

Are you okay? Are you hurt?

No, I just-- I was, um...

I don't know, I was inside and then...

I don't know.

I'm-- I feel like I'm going crazy.

Babe, your best friend passed away.

It's gonna take time.

You're-- you're processing.

I'm processing.

Yes. Yeah, yeah!

You're-- you're-- you're havin' a moment!

Yeah, I was having a moment.

Exactly!

I just don't wanna totally lose it out here, Eric.

Come on.

Come on, Vanessa, you're not gonna lose it!

You're like a freak of nature.

Like a total freakin' freak of nature.

Okay, I feel um, better.

I'm-- I'm breathing at least.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, maybe go outside, take a hike,

get some fresh air.

That might be nice.

Okay. Thank you.

Don't come out here, I'm fine.

Nope, wasn't thinkin' about comin' out there.

I was thinkin' about goin' halfway, though.

Eric, I'm-- I'm fine.

Yeah. Okay.

But maybe I just look at hotel prices

just in case.

Honey, stop.

Okay, okay. I-- I love you.

I love you.

Bye.

What were you gonna do?