13/13/13

Come play dollhouse with us Daddy.

Hey there sleepy head.

You want a beer.

Dude it's morning.

Look alive sleeping beauty.

So where was I?

The dog killed the neighbor's rabbit.

Yeah! This dog killed my neighbor's rabbit!

So I'm panicking for a second, what do I do? What do I do?

And my girl said, get this, we can cover this up. Don't worry.

So, it's just one of those generic white rabbits

So I hop in the car and go to the nearest pet shop, I get a replacement

I bring it back and put it in it's cage like they are gonna be none the wiser.

A couple of days later Mr. & Mrs. show up and I hear this blood curdling scream

Coming from my neighbor's house like somebody is being murdered

or something, so I go over there and there the lady is.

Pointing to the rabbit cage and sobbing like...

So I go over there. I go to the husband and I'm like...

Hey what's wrong with her?

And he says get this, the rabbit died before they went on vacation.

They buried it and everything but yet here it is back in it's rabbit cage.

No way!

Is that the craziest shit you've ever heard?

Yeah it was even crazier the first time I heard it. On Oprah.

Oprah is telling my story?

It's an urban legend dumbass.

Hey, which one of you guys messing with my watch?

What are you talking about?

One of you set it to army time at the wrong time.

No one is messing with your watch, Sleeping Beauty.

Dude, it's not 13:13.

Jack. Jack, no one touched you damn watch.

It doesn't matter anyway just change it back.

Alright. Alright. Alright. Whatever.

Come on boys let's get a move on.

Packed.

Come on Jack.

Hey Jack what are you doing?

Sorry man it's this nightmare.

It keeps messing with me. I can't sleep.

Jack you're a cop buddy. No nightmare can scare you.

Whatever man.

Come on man, You and I saw much worse that on the force together.

I know you did killer.

Shut up man let's go.

Let's get a move on.

Jack.

I'm really glad we all got to go on this trip.

It's been a while.

Yeah man.

Just going through this divorce you know.

It's not the easiest of things.

Especially when there's a kid involved.

As a matter a fact we have to go my old place.

Get Kendra. Marcy is living there now.

You let her have custody and the house.

Yeah why?

Yeah, before you guys split up Marcy would never let you hang out with your boys.

And why is that?

Funny.

How old is Kendra now?

She's 12.

She's the sweetest little girl.

Takes after her mom.

Man put the radio on.

Sure thing, go for it DJ.

Your gonna play some tunes or what?

Guy would you all stop messing with all the clocks.

What do you mean?

Keep setting it to this weird time again.

That says 13:13 Brotha. So what.

I don't know just odd I guess.

Same time that was on my watch at the campsite.

Yeah, I guess that's a little weird.

It's the law of attraction.

Road kill look out!

Good call.

2 points.

Hey baby girl.

What's in your hand?

Nothing.

No? Is mom in the house?

Mmhhmm.

Hey Kendra.

Kendra.

Hey Kendra.

Any of you guys want anything?

Yeah I want a brew.

- Anybody else? - Yep.

Right here.

Marcy you want anything?

Marcy I'm taking Kendra to dinner.

Marcy?

Just give me one second.

I've just gotta finish this.

Just won't come off.

It won't come off. It won't come off.

I won't come off.

I won't come off.

I won't come off.

She's a bit of a workaholic.

You guys want to grab dinner after this. I'm taking Kendra.

Fuck yeah we will.

Come on Quentin. We have a long ahead of us back home.

Hey lighten up Joe.

Man.

- I'm sorry let me clean it up. - Don't worry about it, I'll get a paper towel.

Marcy where's the paper towels?

It won't come off.

It won't come off.

Marcy what are you saying?

It won't come off.

Marcy.

What won't come off?

Ok listen, leave the dishes alone. I told you I'd do them.

Ok it's not that serious.

It won't come off.

- What the! Oh my God! What are you doing? - It won't come off.

Stop!

Marcy why would you do this!

Paging Nurse Latt to the 5th floor Nursing Station.

Hey excuse me. I'm not sure if this is the right place I'm here to see somebody.

Sir, the hospital is extremely busy right now.

We'll let you see your brother as soon as things have calm down.

And we know that he's stable.

Well fuck you very much.

It won't come off. It won't come off.

Sir! You're going to have to wait here.

This is my wife.

I understand sir, but you're going to have to wait.

Someone is going to come and get you in a moment.

Doctor Hardman please report to...

You don't understand ok.

I need to see my brother alright?

His name is Jessie Cohn. My name is Alex Cohn.

What room is he in, alright.

Sir, this hospital is extremely busy today. Alright, we will

let you see your brother as soon as everything calms down.

I don't care if he's stable or not!

- I need to know what room he's in! - Sir you need to calm down!

Get him out of here. Get him out of here. Get him out of here.

Get your hands off me. Get the fuck off me motherfucker.

Doctor Hardman, please report to trauma C. Doctor Hardman...

Room 13. She heavily sedated.

Ok. Wait what?

She's in room 13. Your wife.

Don't you think it's bad luck to have a room 13 in a hospital?

Look buddy, I've had enough bullshit for one day ok. Go see your god damn wife.

She's in room fucking 13. Do or don't. I don't care.

Just get the fuck out of my face.

Help me.

It's like the 13th guy I've lost today.

It's the busiest day we've had at this fucking hospital.

Do you know why that is?

Do I look like a fucking scientist or a goddamn news reporter?

I'm a motherfucking Doctor dammit!

You don't think I'm qualified to be a Doctor.

You wear my jacket.

What?

No man.

Excuse me, excuse me Doctor?

Excuse me Doctor?

What the hell do you need?

I'm busy here.

Where is room 13?

Why do you need to know?

My ex wife, she was injured badly. They took her to room 13.

What makes her so special?

What?

What the fuck happened to her man? I don't have all day! Come on!

She scratched all the skin off her arm.

Why you laughing?

Why you laughing?

You're on the wrong floor man.

This is for critical patients here not for suicidal retards.

Excuse me?

The 3rd floor.

Please. Take the elevator to your right. Or the steps. Whatever helps.

Now get the hell out of my face!

Shit, who's watching Kendra?

Me thinks you should.

Me thinks you're an asshole.

Me thinks she should get me another beer while your up.

What the fuck.

No one asked you Joe.

Ok.

Just get me a beer, alright?

No.

Just get me a fucking beer or I smash your fucking face in!

House keeping, Please call extension 6067. House keeping...

Hey, excuse me?

You should be here.

Excuse me?

Hold on.

I'm looking for room 13, they took my ex wife there.

I'm gonna have to see some ID to check you in.

Leap year.

So you're a minor.

That's very funny but can you tell me where room 13 is?

Over there.