Yamada kun to 7 nin no Majo (TV)

Do you think school is some joke?

This is unprecedented in the history of our prestigious Suzaku Private High School!

Man, just shut up...

Every day, you come to school late and leave school early!

You're prone to fighting all over the place.

And, to top it all off, now you're nodding off in class?!

Yamada Ryu!

Why do you always do this?

Sensei, I've brought the class journal.

S-Sure.

Shiraishi-san, huh? Good work.

Do excuse me.

Why don't you learn from Shiraishi Urara-kun's example!

Moral conduct! Excellent grades! Your total opposite!

What a frickin' dull girl!

Staff Room

That's enough!

You'd better be ready the next time this happens!

What's with that? He looks so menacing!

It's him, the second-year problem child.

Totally lame!

I went outta my way to go to a high school where no one knows me,

but this is working out the same as middle school!

I thought this place would be way more interesting.

Huh?

That honor student?

Oh.

I see.

Did...

I die?

Huh? What?

I'm not dead?

This is the infirmary?

Huh?!

What the?

It's not there!

I've turned into her!

Does that mean she's in my body?

Episode 1 "I've Turned Into Her!"

Wait. What the heck is she thinking, going back to class in this situation?!

What's gotten into that Yamada guy?

Was he always so diligent?

Sensei. In this case, is it possible to substitute the answers for A and C?

Y-Yes, you can.

In that case, this problem's "x" becomes "a,"

so open bracket x squared plus...

What the hell are you doing?!

Come with me a minute!

What the hell is going on?!

Why did you and I end up switching bodies?!

I don't know.

You don't know?

You're pretty calm right now, aren't ya?

Do you get what's happened to us?

Mostly.

Whaddya mean "mostly"?

I don't know the exact reason such a thing

has happened to us, but...

I do know how to get us back to normal.

Huh?

After all, if you think about it, it had to have originated

from us falling down the stairs together.

So it'll all work out if we just do the same thing again.

You'd have to be an awfully sad person not to understand that.

You've got a seriously terrible personality, you know that?!

Well, whatever!

Let's head to the staircase right away, then.

No way.

Huh?

Well, then we'd have to faint again, right?

I can't afford to miss any more classes.

What?

Th-Then you're just planning to stay this way for the rest of our lives?

I don't want that either.

Besides, I've got this strange thing between my legs now.

You looked?!

Wait until after school.

What?!

We're in this mess because you tripped and fell down the stairs,

so you're just going to have to accept my terms.

I-I mean, I did, but...

Something's still funny about all this!

What're you suggesting I do in this body?!

Wait a second.

Isn't this my one chance?

Excuse me!

Girl's Bathroom

Sh-Shiraishi-san.

Wh-What's the matter?

You're staggering. Are you all right?

Sh-Sh-Shall I lend you a hand?

G-Gross!

Crap, I guess for now I should...

I'm completely fine!

Sorry, excuse me!

What's with Shiraishi-san today?

This sucks.

I want to go back to normal, and quick.

Oh, found you, Shiraishi-san!

Gosh, what're you doing?

We were looking for you.

Um... Rin Sasaki?

I brought your lunchbox for you, so let's eat together.

Guess I'll just play along for now.

Y-Yeah, sure. Let's eat.

Thanks for the food!

This is her lunchbox, but it's okay for me to eat it, huh?

W-Wow! This is an honor student's lunch?

Yeah! Tastes great!

Oh, right.

Maybe we should go get ready for our next class!

Y-Yeah...

Moron! Disappear! Ugly!

Die, idiot! Gross! Gross!

W-what's this?

These aren't notes an honor student scribbled!

Well, then,

we've got to be going.

Shiraishi Urara

Now I get it...

What?

MORON

DIE

So that's how it is.

Man, women sure play dirty, don't they?

Looks like it would be best if we went back to normal right away.

H-Hey!

I'm sorry.

I never meant to put you through such a horrible experience.

No, we can go back to normal after school, just like we agreed.

Huh?

You don't want to skip class, right?

I'll wait.

Also, I'll make sure those girls

can't mess with you ever again once we go back to normal!

Could you stop messing around?

Huh?

It will cause trouble if you meddle too much!

You'll just make the situation worse!

Listen.

Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong.

What were you talking to Yamada about on the roof?

Not much? It wasn't anything important.

Ow!

Knock yourself out and go buddy up with Yamada.

That school-trash scumbag.

Huh?

But you know, I bet even he knows

what would happen if he tried to lay a hand on a lady like me.

Who knows?

Wh-Where did this come from?

Don't tell me you're going to fight back.

You don't think you'll get away with it scott free, do you?

If I stop just short and give her a hell of a scare,

she ought to play nice real quick!

What do you think you're doing—

Y-You dumbass! What did you do?!

Ow! How dare you hit me?

Huh?

Shaddup! I misjudged the distance because you got between us!

You promised you wouldn't do anything!

Shut up, it's your fault!

Huh?

Man, today was seriously the worst day ever!

That's what I should be saying!

B-But... is it okay for us to go back to normal?

Won't she mess with you again?

I don't know.

Hey!

But when

Sasaki-san turned tail and ran away,

I thought, "Serves you right!"

Thanks a bunch.

Y-Yeah...

This girl's surprisingly direct...

Okay, shall we?

Yes.

And like so, we were able to return to normal without incident.

Or should have, anyway.

We...

We...

...didn't change back!