Sealab 2021

If you're looking for me.

You better check under the sea.

Cause that is where you'll find me.

Underneath the Sealab.

Underneath the water.

Sealab at the bottom of the sea.

Get some slack in this line!

Danger.

Breach detected.

Danger.

Breach detected.

Controversy continued on Monday as surgeons successfully transplanted

little Django's brain into a robot monkey body.

Scientists now say human to robot brain transplants

will be possible within 10 years.

On a sad note however Django died late Tuesday

after drinking his own urine.

Oh wait, this just in, uhm

Sealab has sustained major damage from hurricane Meryl

Uh, a collision with a service ship apparently

Uhm, major leaks, implosion imminent.

Rescue impossible.

My god... - Say Skip.

They're trapped down there. - What do you think about

all this robot stuff?

Well, good lord, are we under attack?

No. That robot monkey on the news.

You're kidding? That guys is a robot monkey?

No, but would you ever put your brain in a robot body?

Why? I like my body. Hmm, I love my body.

Ah, you'd never get old or sick.

Why is the alarm going off?

Beats me.

But you know Skip You're robot body would

be the perfect man. Handsome, strong.

Wow, could my robot be a uhm beautiful woman?

Uh, yeah sure.

Then you'd better believe I'd put my brain in a robot's body.

Robot's body? No way. That goes against the natural order.

Ah you'd have the strength of five men.

I've got that now.

Not five men. Five gorillas.

But, since you're that strong, if you'd try to pet a kitten

you'd crush it.

Oh no, poor kitty.

Yeah.

Will I still have my rugged Latin features?

You'd look exactly the same.

Not me. I am going to be an Adrienne Barbeau bot.

Sir, please. You'd look the same but you're only five feet tall.

Five feet? Why so short?

Because, that's as big as they come.

Captain! There's a crack in the hull. Pod 7 is flooding.

The Barbeau bot would weld that leak with her laser beam eyes.

You won't have laser beam eyes, okay?

What about X-ray vision?

Yeah, you'll have that.

Oh, I can't have laser beam eyes but he gets X-ray vision?

Okay, everybody gets X-ray vision.

Yeah and big chainsaw hands. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Can I control...

Vvvrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Can I control my X-ray vision?

So you could look through peoples clothes?

Yeah, but I don't wanna see a bunch of bones and guts.

Just the ---.

Why else would you have it?

Oh goodie, I am going to have robots eyeballing my ---?

No, you'll have a - dammit! Hang on.

No, you'll have a cloaking device.

But you have to choose. X-ray vision or that cloak thing.

Who needs X-ray vision?

They'll beg to show the --- of my robot.

Oh wait.

Hello? We're flooding.

Oh yeah. That.

Somebody go find doctor Quinn.

Michael?

Hmm? Oh yeah. Right! Right!

The strength of five gorillas. And X-ray vision.

But why so short?

That's as big as they come.

I heard you.

But I can chew nails and shoot them out as bullets, right?

Nails, chains, ... You won't have titanium teeth for nothing.

Nails are like candy to robots. And we'll need tires instead of licorice.

Ugh, no we won't.

Maybe you won't.

Doctor Quinn, there's a major leak in pod 7.

Damn. Alright, you seal it off, I'll get my laser pack

and we'll meet... - Hang on a sec...

Would you put your brain in a robot body?

What!? - Cause we were talking

upstairs you know. Just kicking the old peanut around.

Man, I don't have time for this!

Don't you hear that? Pod 7 is gonna implode!

We have X-ray vision! And the strength of 5 gorillas!

Pod 7. Critical.

Okay, okay. So say I put my brain in a robot body.

And there's a war. Robots versus humans.

What side am I on?

Humans. You have a human brain.

But, the humans discriminate against you.

You can't even vote.

We'd better not have to live on a reservation.

That would really chap my caboose.

Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot.

You look the same.

But dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you.

They're gonna hunt me for sport?

That's why we have to crush mankind.

So, you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy.

They're yapping about putting their brains in a robot?

Hey, what about the leak? Oh, Quinn will save us.

Quinn always saves us.

Stupid ---.

Damn!