Kids Return (キッズ・リターン)

Your stage time is 10 min.

Okay.

Hi. We're Antarctic 55.

Good to see you out there.

- What a crowd. - So great to see you all.

- We've been a duo since school. - Yes, since high school.

You know, when I go out people recognize me now.

The other day, everybody looked at me.

That's really great.

- So I took my suit off. - Your suit's pretty bright.

Everybody stared. Men and women.

Both men and women?

- Even a lion. - A lion? In the street?

But I took my suit off.

You're a celebrity now.

- So I pulled my pants back up. - No wonder.

Masaru.

Hi.

Still at it?

No, I quit.

I see.

And you?

I ain't doing nothing.

Are you going somewhere?

Yeah, job hunting.

Hop on.

No thanks.

We used to ride to school together.

Pedal right. Watch it. Will you watch out?

Are you trying to kill me?

Masaru, we should be in school?

What the hell are you saying? We are in school.

This is the school playground.

Watanabe.

Stop looking out the window.

Must be those morons again.

What the...?

Hey you! Stop this!

It got snatched.

Go to class for a change?

School is almost out.

So what do you want to do?

- A person doing gags. - That's a comedian.

A comedian?

Wanted to be a model when I was a kid.

We all had big dreams.

A fashion model?

A plastic model.

You're nuts.

He's here again.

Must have the hots for Sachiko.

He's not her type.

I'm leaving.

Come again.

Leaving already?

I got a part-time job.

That's great.

Good luck.

Yes, ma'am.

If you're broke, get a job, too.

What is this?

What?

Maybe it's a gift for you.

Yak. Ewe me a break.

It's cute.

Hand over your money.

What about you?

I don't have any.

Okay. Jump.

Jump up and down.

No money my ass.

Take off your socks.

I said lake off your sacks.

Let's go.

MIYAWAKI

Welcome.

Why don't you smoke, too?

No thanks. They'll damage my health.

So what? Your brains are already damaged.

Thanks a lot.

Ah, coffee please.

Sure.

You forgot this.

It's a gift for you.

No thanks. I don't want it.

I want you to keep it.

I have the same one.

If you have time, would you read this?

Right, right.

Coffee.

What's that? A love letter?

You never know.

How much?

That'll be 800 yen.

Leaving already?

We're hard-working students.

When I get into bed and close my eyes

your face, Sachiko, appears before me.

And you smile at me.

It is evident.

I have wholeheartedly fallen in love

...fallen in love with you.

Fallen in love? Do you catch this?

This is so embarrassing.

Now listen well.

Suppose you throw a dart at the circle on the left.

What is the probability of the dart hitting A.

This is based on the assumption that you do not miss the target.

Get this right.

The length of the radius is 70.

All right?

We've never asked you two to study.

All we ask is not to give trouble to others.

If you can't stop that you don't need to be in class.

Maybe we should give them the axe.

You mean for those two?

But I earn that from my part-time job.

I can't spare any money.

In that case, try shop-lifting.

Then I'll be arrested.

My mom... I'm all she's got.

You're all she's got? So what?

Hurry up and get some.

You go buy them.

Why me?

Want holes in your head?

Okay. What do you want?

What?

A hamburger.

Me, too.

And you?

I want...

What do you want?

Ah... I'll have a fishburger.

A hamburger for me, too.

Me, too.

What's with you guys?

Just go and buy them.

It would be terrible, if they get any worse.

Don't have the guts to be evil masterminds.

Fiddling around with that thing.

At best, they'll be petty crooks.

Out of the way. Please.

Stand back, boys.

I'm going to park. Stand back.

Good morning, sir.

My, my.

You boys are still here?

Other schools would've expelled you long ago.

You're morons.

We're not a charity organization.

It's brand new. I just had it waxed.

Morons mustn't touch it.

Step back. Be careful.

I'm not hiding any here.

Just take it off.

The other?

If you're broke, get a job.

Welcome.

What'll it be?

Ready?

Ah... two soup noodles, grilled dumplings and a beer.

Have cigarettes?

Shouldn't smoke and drink from your high school days.

Give me a break, pop.

Kids shouldn't be drinking beer, you little shits.

There ain't no laws against kids drinking.

There is such a law.

It's my money. Stay out of it.

You little...

Cut it out.

Sorry about it.

Pop.

Yes, sir.

It's on me.

Light his cigarette, you dick-head.

Sorry, sir.

I'll go and bring the car around.

Excuse me, sir.

I hear Kansai's trying to muscle in.

I don't think it'll be a problem.

Kazuo.

Yes, sir.

For the cigarettes. Keep it.

Thank you, sir.

Are you good to your parents?

Yes, sir.

Are you sure?

Yes, I am, sir.

Excuse me, sir.

He must be a yakuza boss.

Being a boss is somethingelse.

He's cool.

Sure is.

I wanted to be a baseball player.

That's not easy.

Everyone told me I couldn't be a professional.

Didn't you practice everyday?

Yeah, ping-pong-

Ping- pang ? No wonder.