Normal Adolescent Behavior

The six of us met in elementary school...

and we've been together ever since.

The sex, the Saturday nights, all of that came way later.

And not all of it was my idea, no matter what they say.

The boxes have been with us as long as we've been together...

and they're a snapshot at any given time of who we are.

The rules of the boxes are simple.

You can put something in...

take something out...

but you have to say why...

and your box can never be empty.

And the rules for the six of us are just as simple...

stay together, be a family...

Iove each other, and never, ever apologize.

# Video, video saved the day #

# Everyone's looking for a game to play #

# No matter what it takes #

# Don't matter if we're hangin' 'round #

# We're gonna take a chance #

# And gonna help ourself to the sound #

# Sipping my wine at the closing stage #

# Golf wing polos are the latest craze #

# I could never understand #

# Never understand what went wrong #

# You know I hate to say #

# But I'm never gonna get that far #

# I've been going nowhere 100 miles an hour #

# I've been going nowhere round and round and round #

# I've been saving myself #

# For a high-speed Saturday night #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

Wendy!

Whoo!

- Hi! - Hello!

Nice BMW.

Check this shit out.

Hi.

- Where'd you get your purse? Target? - Hello.

Don't do it.

You can buy 'em. I made mine.

Hey, wo-man.

- Hey, sweetheart. - Hey.

Seriously, guys, see her tan?

- Yeah. - Yes.

- I know. - That's okay. We have all day.

- Are you serious? - Eww!

- Yikes. - What?

You should burn that hat.

- Yeah. - Wait. No, you can't.

You can't burn it. It's plastic. Toxic fumes.

Well, he could burn a little bit of it.

- Yeah, why not? - Symbolically.

- Come on. - Do it.

Burn it a little bit. It'll be good for you.

- Take the lighter. - "Burn me!"

All right. All right.

"I don't like Von Dutch. Burn me."

- Come on, dude. - Do it.

Ooh, God, it smells really bad. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Whoo-whoo! - There it goes!

Sorry about that.

What?

I like your necklace.

"I like your necklace."

Bitch.

Okay, I think we've successfully oriented ourselves.

- Yep. - Shall we?

Ann, let go.

Are you leaving?

- Uh, no, I got to wait for my brother. - Ooh, wrong way.

Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

- No, I'm taking it. - Bye!

Bye.

All right, so what?

I'll just, uh, call you later?

Call me later.

- Ahh! - Ahh!

Kiss her, yeah!

What the fuck, man?

Seriously.

When did being a lesbian...

become cooler than blowing a rock star?

You've never blown a rock star.

Neither have you.

- So? - So?

What if you could blow a rock star?

Ruin what we have?

Mmm...

That's my girl!

Ow! Yes.

- See ya. - Wait. Wait.

Had to cut our string.

Bye.

See you later.

You're not blowin' up the school, are you?

Did you follow me here?

I'm just trying to get the lay of the land, so...

The lay of the land, huh?

Yeah.

I'm new, so I figured I could...

I don't know, memorize where everything was.

Not much to memorize.

So please tell me you're not blowing anything up.

Get the lights for me?

Okay, I read about this...

and I really wanted to try it.

Apparently, the electrons get excited.

I think it's so cool...

how they have human names, you know...

like, "excited," "aggressive," "lazy."

Ooh, some of them can even be "impure."

Hmm?

Let's see.

That is pretty cool.

But couldn't you just try this during class?

Nah. I hate chemistry.

Your secret's safe with me.

Hmm! Who would you tell?

Right. Uh, well, my mom's a chemist...

so I'd never make fun of you for liking this stuff.

Wendy!

Come on!

My brother Nathan.

Can we go home already... please?

You coming?

Uh... hey, I'm Sean.

Hi.

These are the classrooms.

Have you read The Watchmen?

I have all of them...

if you wanna, uh, come over, hang out.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll read 'em.

This is the library...

Or you could come over tomorrow...

- if you want. - And this is the meeting area...

where people like to get together...

and talk about the lack of respect...

in the public bathrooms.

Mm.

"Respect," again...

the word that comes up all the time.

So, tomorrow, come over, read 'em...

- Tomorrow or the... - Nathan!

Wendy.

This is me.

Ah, this is me.

Yeah, I know.

You know?

How do you know me?

I mean, l... I saw you around, you know.

I didn't know who you were.

Well, I'm gonna head inside.

You could come over, you know?

Ask my mom about impure electrodes or whatnot.

No, I'm cool. See ya.

Okay, fine.

Why'd you tell him he could come over on Saturday?

Why not?

# I like all the girls, and all the girls like me #

# I like all the girls, and all the girls like me #

# Everybody, come on #

# Ah, ah, ah #

# It's not a question of confidence or retribution #

# I'd do anything to find a solution #

# Change my name in twelve states #

# Just to escape this prosecution #

# You know why? #

# I like all the girls, and all the girls like me #

# I like all the girls and all the girls like me #

# They tell me so #

# Ha! They tell me so #

# Oh #

# That's how I know, oh #

# Yeah, that's how I k-n-o-w #

He's here.

Hey.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Oh. - Oh, hey.

- Sorry. - Ahem...

Here, I, uh... I brought these.

I thought... I thought maybe you'd wanna read 'em.

- Ahem. - Yeah. That's...

That's cool, thanks.

- Yeah. - Come on.

So, uh, well, thanks for invitin' me over.

Oh, we're neighbors.

Yeah, so...

Holy shit.

Hmm?

My mom can barely make pop tarts.

Actually, um, I made 'em, so...

I made everything.

Did you make this for me?

Yeah, I did.

I mean, I don't really get a lot of guys over, so...

No. No, l... l... I mean, people.

- I don't get a lot... - No, no, no, that's...

I don't get a lot of people over.

- I don't... over. - Oh, yeah, yeah. No.