They're Inside

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- Without you watching this video,

my life would be without purpose.

So depressing.

Firstly, I just want to say thank you,

thank you so much for...

Gah, cunt.

Hey, guys, how you guys doing tonight?

Louie here.

First things, first.

Happy New Year!

I'm just so blooming excited.

I feel like I should be drinking champagne or something

in this video, or dropping like a miniature ball.

Yeah, that's great.

A graphic of ball dropping.

Put my face on it maybe.

Yeah, I like that.

...For watching as always, but especially today

because...

Can't find the fucking...

Because, drum roll!

Yesterday we hit our goal of 4 million subscribers!

You guys really are the best, but now, as promised,

on to my annual New Year's post.

It's the second so you've gotta give me credit

for getting it in before Good Friday.

Add the graphics.

Celebratory music.

Um.

Yeah, that's it.

Alright so, first question is from Mildred.

Oh, Mildred.

That's my Mum's name.

Wait, Mum, is that you?

Alright, so what's your New Year's revolution?

What?

It's two o'clock in the morning.

Then...

Come on, wake up, dude!

Think, hot coffee.

Cold water!

Cold water!

Ah.

So, Mildred asks what's your New Year's resolution?

Well, Mildred.

I'll be tackling cooking this year.

My girlfriend got me this slow cooker for Christmas

and I intend to slowly cook a lot.

I actually signed up for a class

'cause I have no idea how to cut vegetables

and that was completely rubbish

so you can cut that last line.

For me, if the first step isn't remove from package

and the second step isn't put in microwave

then I have no idea what I'm doing so.

I signed up for a class because I don't have any idea

how to use a knife.

I do!

Yo, what the fuck!

Okay, no, no, no, no, please, please.

Wait.

Action.

Can we watch it?

- Ah. - Finally!

Wow.

- We're here! - I love it.

This place is huge!

- Yes. - It's cozy, right?

Stop.

- It looks kinda haunted. - Come on.

I'm just kidding.

I tried.

It's not haunted.

- Of course not. - Look, we have a lion.

- Not bad, right? - One lion.

Only one lion?

- Do you know if it's in operation or not?

Oh my God, Doogie.

I'm all right.

Sorry, Doug.

- How 'bout, no, accidents on day one.

- I should probably-- - Chill out.

Yeah.

I'll get down, I'll get down.

- They gave me a key. - What do you think?

No, clearly I do.

It's unlocked.

Yeah, they gave me a key, but it's not, look.

- Okay. - Well, let's check it out.

How very inviting, huh?

Right.

Welcome, welcome to Cribs!

Some stranger's house.

We got this chest from the deck of the Titanic

and we keep our most valuable...

...pine cones.

This chandelier also from... the Titanic.

Wicker basket, you guessed it, from the Titanic.

And...

What the fuck?

This lamp, it looks like a lamp,

but it's actually a tiny house.

What?

I can't even, with these paintings?

And now our most exquisite room.

Whatcha you doin'?

It's locked.

- Yeah, probably for good reason.

Wanna come help us unload?

Chop chop!

Hey.

I feel like Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

Well, you definitely look more like the beast.

- You're gonna cringe at the joke

when you're going through the footage later.

- Hey, Aaron, will you help get the food from the car,

and then start dinner with Joanna?

Me and Doug will take care of gear.

You don't want a man to do the heavy lifting?

Uh, no, she wants a man to do the cooking

and cleaning, Belle.

Okay.

Now, that just makes you look stupid

because Belle had like an army of ka-ramic slaves

doing everything for her.

Uh huh.

Do you mean ceramic?

All done?

Um, yes and no.

What do you mean?

- Well, it means nobody's home, Robin.

Doesn't matter how many of these I drop off.

- Yeah, I mean, but a lot of the scenes are at night.

We can't be getting--

- Well, I know but this is a winter town

and it's summer so the people who probably own these homes

are at their beach houses or something.

- Yeah, but if we get interruptions and we're supposed--

- We won't get any interruptions, are you kidding me?

Uh, guys, they left a note.

Ready?

Cody, you ready, okay.

Dear cast and crew of Lover's Weekend,

hope the trip was safe.

We left a case of beers in the fridge.

Yes!

May your journey toward truth take you

to unexpected places.

Sincerely, the Havermans.

P.S., we don't internet, service is shoddy,

but house phone works.

And there's a quote at the bottom, which I'll let you read.

- "What is filmmaking but groping in the dark?"

Alexander Payne.

Ugh, so much fuzz. - Got a hair on there?

I don't think, anyone's gonna see that.

- I wanna look. - Robin.

I wanna look put together!

You always look put together.

It's like your life is put together.

Thank you.

You shoot your first feature tomorrow.

- Mm-hmm. - Tell me about it.

- Okay, yeah, so it's about me and my boyfriend, both.

Well, my boyfriend, it's about both of us.

It's about.

Sorry, okay, I'm gonna start again, I can't...

You are awful at this.

- I'm really bad at pitching, okay.

- Yeah, clearly. - Okay.

Your husband is your only investor.

- Hey, hey, hey, don't spoil the movie.

Binny, this is a behind-the-scenes documentary.

If someone watches this like before the actual film

they're sociopaths.

- Still I have to explain the plot first so.

Context.

Yeah, I'm painfully aware of that fact.

Okay, okay, geez.

So this movie is about a long weekend that I spent

with my boyfriend at the time.

Now husband.

Ooh.

I'm getting to...

I'm gettin' to the bones.

Okay.

- Good morning. - Jesus.

Oh, you scared me.

You found Cody's camera.

Well, she was interested in

behind-the-scenes footage.

Might be useful.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Just trying to be helpful.

That's all you've been doing.

None of this would be possible without you.

I very much appreciate it.

That feels surprisingly nice.