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Hello.
My name is Jeff,
but please call me Uncle Jeffy.
That's Uncle Mikey.
We're gonna keep you safe.
We're gonna take good care of you.
You understand?
Uncle Mikey has some medicine for you.
-Mikey, give him the fucking medicine. -
We put it in some yummy juice,
something in there to help you rest.
And I got you some cookies, too.
I got you some cookies.
And then there's some stuff in here
that's gonna keep you nice and strong, okay?
Mmm.
Mmm.
["Aim For The Heart" by Federale]
Yeah. You like that, huh?
I'm a karate man, motherfucker!
Don't work so hard, Bronson.
You almost done in there?
Yeah, buddy, roll it.
Bella!
- -Mm...
Can you get that, please?
Oh, yeah, never mind, I'll get it.
Just finish prepping the shop.
We have a new bride arriving any minute!
Burgundy Flowers and Gifts.
This is Rosanna speaking. How may I help you?
Yes, we're open today from nine AM to four PM.
And we're closed tomorrow for Christmas.
Mm-hmm.
Yes. Okay.
Bye-bye.
Bronson, come here, boy.
["Aim For the Heart" by Federale]
-What's up? -Where's it at?
Right here.
What is this wonky thing?
It's gonna hit.
Try it.
-See? -
It's not bad.
It's not bad, bad.
Next one, I'll roll.
Oh, okay, yeah, 'cause you're such the expert.
Why don't you just roll 'em from now on?
You know, since you're back.
Yeah, sure.
Is it hunting time?
Yeah.
We gotta stop by the flower shop for this next one.
-Flowers? -Yeah.
This next one loves flowers.
Nonstop. All this planning, it's just been, like,
I don't know. I gotta go, bye.
Emily, our lovely bride-to-be.
-Oh, you must be Rosanna. -Yes.
Bella!
You sit right here and relax.
I know you.
High school, right?
Isabella Caper.
Oh, you know Bella?
You know, I almost didn't recognize you.
- Bella. -
Can you believe it's been almost ten years since graduation?
How have you been?
Oh, I've been really good, yeah.
Oh, you know Brad Evans, right?
Well, I'm gonna be Mrs. Brad Evans.
I'm gonna let you two catch up.
I'll bring the samples.
Oh, thanks.
Do you have social media?
Give me your phone, I'll add you.
Uh. You know what,
um, actually my phone's about to die.
I'll just tell it to you.
Eww, I would die if my phone died.
Okay, what is it?
BellaBeYou92.
Love it.
Those are my paintings.
My artwork is sold through private dealers.
Mm. Okay.
Yeah, I don't really need this job, you know?
I just like working with flowers and being one with nature.
Well, I'm glad everything worked out.
Yeah. Everything is just great with me.
Here are the samples!
Oh, I could actually use another for tonight,
my friend's Christmas party.
Of course, we'll make something special for her.
Just come back by four because we close early today.
Totally fine.
Wonderful.
Why don't you get started on Emily's arrangement?
Sure.
Thanks, Bella.
- -
- -
-Door's locked. -Yeah.
Gosh, do you mind giving me some room next time?
You're just getting too damn big.
You ever thought of that?
- -I like to eat.
Oh, I've noticed.
["Backstage" by Strawberry Fuzz]
-All right. -
Settle down, there's a fucking cop behind us.
If they were only gonna do their goddamn job,
we wouldn't have to do this shit at all, would we?
All right, I'll just need a couple hours
with Baba and we'll be good.
Cool, man, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait-- what are you guys gonna be doing?
Uh-- we're gonna be watching a movie tonight.
-What kind? -Just another Western.
Oh, I fucking love Westerns, man.
Those like classic duels. Three, two, one, drop.
God, I love that shit.
This should cover what we talked about on the phone.
And there's also like a little
Christmas sprinkle in there for you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, this is more than enough.
Oh, I have to go in a minute.
I have an appointment with the doctor.
Sure you can drive?
Maybe we should call you an Uber.
No, I'm totally fine.
Okay, well, let me get you some water.
Oh, okay.
Hey guys, Emily here.
I'm here at the best flower shop ever.
Ten percent discount for new customers!
Ha-- making arrangements
for the best wedding ever!
#EVANSWEDDING
#EMILYBEYOU
#UNICORNLIFE
I will be back at four...
for my order.
Okay, see you at four.
- Oh, love you. -Oh.
Mmm. Bye.
Bye.
Bella, can you put this in the register?
Make sure you finish that arrangement by four.
I need to do a little last-minute Christmas shopping.
-Okay. -Remember,
not to take a lunch break today because we're closing early.
We need to get in as much business as possible today.
All set?
Okay.
Thank you, Bella. Bye.
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