Street Trash

Bring in volunteer number 85.

Come.

Thanks man!

Let's go, let's go.

Come.

Careful with my jacket, okay? It's got my stuff in it.

Kinky.

You didn't write down your next of kin.

Sorry, my what?

Am I still gonna get paid?

Volunteers receiving a dose of synthesized sustrate...

You gonna put that needle in me?

-...V282. -Wait, wait, stop!

Wait, wait, wait. Wait!

At 14:31.

Is it supposed to be itchy?

It's really itchy, man.

Man, it burns!

What the fuck is this man?!

Ah, it's in my legs! Ah!

Clarence, get back in there!

Fuck!

It worked.

Take your dream holiday

of a lifetime to Cape Town, South Africa.

Explore the Mother City and the wonderful wildlife.

Mayhem in the city.

Homeless are fighting against the government.

As always, people are fighting for their rights.

Unemployment is at 90%.

Mayor Mostert is killing us slowly!

He's taken everything from us!

Working with the government shows

that you are in a high percentage of the rich.

Middle class becomes smaller and smaller each year with the--

Businesses are shutting down due to corporate monopolies

leading to unemployment and more homelessness.

In other news, hundreds of drones

have been released by Mayor Mostert

to service our streets and keep them--

With Cape Town experiencing frequent power cuts,

the need for rechargeable powerhouse sources

that has led to lithium shortages

and skyrocketing battery prices.

Now authorities continue to search

for this elusive Rat King.

Well, we all know the Rat King is the ringleader

in black market operations,

and the distribution of anti-government propaganda.

Well, you heard--

The government has been recruiting children

for training programmes.

The mayor was quoted today

that this will only make our city stronger,

and a brighter future for us all.

Nobody wants to fuck!

I don't know what to say!

Nobody out here is getting laid.

If there's anybody out there that wants to f--

The last known rhino

has being killed by poachers--

It's the eighth consecutive year

of Mayor Mostert. Will he be re-elected?

Come here! Come on!

Come here, motherfucker!

Come here!

Come here, motherfucker! Go around!

Come here, motherfucker!

I'll get you, you fuck!

Hey!

Get on the fucking radio! If you see that piece of shit

you tell me where the fuck--

- Fuck! - I'm coming for you!

Poes!

Wait up!

You fucking cunt, come here!

Don't you go up there!

Oh, my God, cramp!

Jesus Christ, my legs!

Oh, my God! Jesus!

Come here, you little fuck!

Jesus! Oh, my God!

Don't you turn that corner!

No!

Come back!

Oh, my God! My God!

Whoo!

Cunt! Get the fuck outta the way!

Twelve hours erect! Dick dust!

Dick dust! Twelve hours erect!

-Twelve whole hours! -Society!

Dick dust? 12 hours erect?

- For real? - Would I lie to you?

- And that vial? - The vial?

Not for you!

Motherfucker!

Hey!

Come here! Come here, motherfucker!

Wait! You little fuck!

Fuck you!

Just stay down!

Oh, God, what the fuck...

...did you throw in my face?

Twelve hours erect! Twelve!

What the fuck?

What are you looking at?

Fuck you. Move!

Chef!

The gate!

Chef, get the gate!

Get to the gate!

Hey, everyone! This pervert cop's got a boner,

and he's trying to fuck me in the arse!

Fucking motherfucker!

Ah!

What the fuck are you looking at?

What the hell were you two doing?

Were you kerfuffling?

Did you take it up the tuchus?

Look, I'm not judging. It's just... He's a cop.

So, did you get the battery?

Of course, I've got it.

Hey, get that khazer thing away from me!

-I don't know where it's been. -Suit yourself.

Mazel tov, though.

It's been a while since I've seen one of those things.

Yeah, it's been pretty dry out there these days,

and guys like Boner Cop

don't make it exactly any easier.

But luckily...

I have you to watch my back.

Oy vey! Get that Schmeckle away!

Oh, shit! I forgot about that.

I really shouldn't let it go to waste.

Or I could just use the 12 o'clock trick.

The 12 o'clock trick?

Yeah, it's when you shove your dick

behind your belt straight up at 12 o'clock.

Put it in stealth mode.

Why are you telling me this?

...are mean people...

- Are nutcases! - Easy, easy, easy...

Easy, guys! No need to hurt me, okay?

Okay, lemme just see what I've got in my bag, okay?

Fuck.

Ronald.

No. Keep your schnose out of it.

If she's not one of them, she's one of us.

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Clover!

My man!

-Let's be civil. -For fuck's sake, Ronald!

You can't save

-every stray you find. -Oh, I can't, can I?

Look at Chef!

He was a fucking loser before I came along.

Did you know that he was actually skinny

before he ended up on the streets?

And just look at him now!

Man, I love that fat, podgy face!

Oy va voy!

Think I'm gonna pass out!

Why is it always violence with you guys?

Can't we just make a deal? Huh?

Nobody gets hurt, and everybody walks away happy.

Kind of.

It's gonna have to be a pretty fucking good deal.

A fresh new battery for your boss.

I know the Rat King is fond of these.

-One week. -One week? That's it?

Inflation's getting out of control.

Hugs and kisses to the Rat King.

You didn't need to do that!

Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.

I didn't realize you enjoyed

getting the shit kicked out of yourself.

What, you guys here to shake me down too?

You think I've got it easy, and you've got it tough?

I'm on my own out here, pal.

-You owe us a battery. -No, she doesn't.

You're good.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay!

Uh-uh, it's just another mouth to feed,

another noch-schlepper.

There's no way she's coming home with us.

No fucking way!

Thank you!

Huh? Nice, huh?

Yeah, it's, uh...

It's a cosy-looking spot.

Man, you should've seen this place before we renovated.

The Chi was way off.

But now it's got a... a nice,

open flow.

Cool, man.

Sounds great.

Jesus!

What the...

-What the fuck is that thing? -Stop! Stop!