Doctor Who

Breathe slowly, son.

Well done. That's it.

Well done.

I'm alive.

We are alive, right?

As far as I can tell, yeah.

Where are we?

On a spaceship.

MY spaceship!

Who's that?

She says she's the pilot.

We were in space.

No, wait...

We were in that warehouse.

And then we were in space. Yeah.

How were we in space?!

I've got no idea.

And why are we not in space now?

I scooped you.

That was a very sneaky trick of his,

especially coming out of hyperjump.

Now, you could've been killed!

Listen, I keep telling you -

we haven't got a clue what you're talking about.

Oh, have it your own way.

Where in space are we?

Just off the Final Planet.

Which is out of orbit, not where it should be.

But I still found it.

What do you mean, Final Planet? How can a planet be final?

You are a very funny little bonus.

Where's Yaz and the Doctor? Are they here?

No, I don't know where they are.

I've been trying to get her to look for them.

I said there was four of us.

And I said I only saw the two of you.

I mean, things were moving pretty fast.

Speaking of which...

Landing ahead, lock yourselves back in.

We're not doing anything

unless you turn this thing around and go and look for our friends.

There'd be no point. If they were still there, they'd be dead.

They can't be dead.

Don't panic. We'll figure it out.

How?

What happened to them?

None of the equipment on this thing make any sense!

Stop insulting my ship. This is one of the best crafts around.

I'd hate to see the others!

- I don't need your help. - Yes, you do!

Your power's failing across three sections,

the ship's on the verge of total shutdown.

How can a planet be in the wrong place?!

It should've been back there where I scooped you up.

We should be in its gravity belt by now.

Well, we're not. I can see that.

Hi. I can smell burning.

You were right, she is still alive.

Yaz, you need to stay locked in the medipod.

Where's Ryan and Graham?

There! The planet's there.

How can it be there?

Does it even have a name?

Only a symbol. Or a warning.

Closest word is...

..Desolation.

Right. I can do this. I am not going to be beaten.

Move!

I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve.

Manual shield activation?

This thing should be on Antiques Roadshow!

Right. Blast shields up.

Don't know how long they'll last for, though.

Brilliant, about to crash land on Desolation.

Real grounds for optimism!

Do you not understand anything?

I can't even get us there, because of the fuel...

..because of the fuel I've wasted scooping you up.

I'm on a spaceship.

OK...

I can get us into the atmosphere if we jettison the rear section.

Listen to me. Nobody is jettisoning anything. This is the Cerebos!

All right? She's the envy of millions.

Really?!

Yes, people have written songs about her.

They'll be writing operas about our pointless deaths

if we don't take drastic action right now!

We're about to die?!

Oh, sorry, Yaz,

I forgot you were there. All going to be fine.

Five systems down, six minutes left on life support.

Are we doing this or what?

Oh, rekk!

Let's do it.

Last stage, anyway.

Catch!

And you.

What's actually happening? No need to panic, Yaz,

we're just going to blow the back off this spaceship.

- What?! Jettisoning. - Do it.

Whoa! I couldn't have put it better.

Hey!

Where are you going?

I need to survey the atmospheric data.

We're on an alien planet, Graham. I know.

Well, three suns in the sky are a bit of a giveaway.

Uh-huh.

What do we do?

Shall we just follow her?

Yeah.

Maybe they're already here - Yaz and the Doctor.

Maybe they're safe.

All systems offline! We're not going to make it!

Extra hand here!

Come on!

You can be honest with me. Are we going to die?

One day, yes, comes to us all.

But not right now, not if I've got anything to do with it.

- Aaagh! - This ship is old school.

I'm good at old school.

Manual stabilisers.

Pull these two levers up, they'll pull down and to the left -

pull them up and to the right as strong as you can.

Got it.

That descent pattern won't work!

We're about to die and you're still having a go!

You think you can do better?

Yes!

Doctor, these stabiliser handles don't feel very stable.

By the way...

level three shield hazing.

What, seriously?

Drive power failure.

We're heading into the... the gravity belt!

Whatever you think we are, we're not, all right?

Are you still pleading ignorance?

Do you guys hear that?

Finskad!

How did he even make it?

It's another spaceship!

Another spaceship

about to crash land!

Don't just stand there!

Run!

Brace!

Doctor!

Sorry about the mess.

Yaz! You're alive!

We thought you were dead.

We thought YOU were dead.

Right. Quick update - I made a terrible mistake.

We shouldn't be here.

I'm going to fix it and get you guys home, I promise.

Soon as I figure out where we are.

How are you going to do that?

Not sure. Treating it as a chance to surprise myself.

Oh, by the way, welcome to what I presume is your first alien planet.

Don't touch anything. Come on, let's try this way.

Look at you, Epzo.

So you can't even control your own ship now?

You nearly killed us!

Yeah, well, I'll try harder next time, eh?

Where's Kornlite? And Fythen?

Failed hyperjump, both of them.

It's just you and me left.

You're kidding me.

You have got so lucky.

How did you even make it this far, Angstrom, eh?

You're nothing.

Still, makes the next bit easy.

You'd really love that, wouldn't you?

But I've got two bonuses, same as you.

What's that? Here we go.

What you mean, here we go? Here we go where?

To what?

Yeah, where are we actually going?

Come on.

Oh! I forgot I put stuff in these pockets.

All this sand is getting in my eyes something rotten.

Want to borrow my shades?

- Oh, ta. - Like an old pair of mine.

I say mine, can't remember who I borrowed them off now.

It was either...

Audrey Hepburn or Pythagoras.

Eh? Pythagoras never wore shades!

You obviously never saw him with a hangover.

Do you two know what that is?

It's a tent.

Obviously, it's a tent. I meant...

Oh, never mind.

Come on, no dawdling.

Losers first.

Be careful.

I don't know what's going on. Could be dangerous.

Probably is dangerous.

Can I ask - if we are on an alien planet, with aliens,

how can we understand them? Ain't they talking alien?

Let's have a look.

Yeah, medipods have put implants into each of you.

Standard procedure.