Desperate for Marriage (Хочу замуж)

The leadership of our university

established the "Professor of the Year" award.

I selected 33 candidates.

All students voted and, of course, as the rector, I voted too.

And I think this choice is the most unbiased.

This time for teacher of the year

Sergei Navachin was declared.

Nava?ine, congratulations!

Congratulations. -Nava?ine, go. Go!

Where? Where?

I accept myself.

I create peace in my soul and heart.

Thank you, friends.

And...

I am a father.

You are like children to me, I... I am very pleased. It is a great honor.

This test... A prize!

It is the fruit of great love and great responsibility.

My choice is to break free.

all destructive fears and doubts.

But I'm ready for anything.

Get rid of fears and doubts!

If anything... We should rejoice. It's a gift from above.

Let's all rejoice together.

Do you get any money with the prize?

?alim se.

I changed my mind!

Repeat: "I want to get married." -I want to get married!

HO?U DA SE UDAM

Hello. -Why isn't he answering??

Sorry, I didn't hear the phone. -What didn't you hear? I'm calling you...

Halo?

Halo?

Where did she go...

Good evening. Can I borrow your phone?

To make a phone call.

Mine ran out... Just now.

You weren't a good boy:

You're late. And I'll punish you.

You, what... Your file?

No, Serjo?a. We're ovulating.

What ovulation? You're pregnant. You sent me a test.

It's an ovulation test. - I thought it was a pregnancy test.

?uti! Stop - re? je "hr?ak".

Yes ?utim or hr?ak?

Listen, I'm trying to somehow revive a dead elephant.

A dead elephant?

Let's have a drink first? Let's relax a little.

I'll only drink and relax when I get pregnant.

No, when I give birth.

Come on, take off your pants! You promised me.

?Wait...

Yesterday at the Kaliningrad University of Student Education

Professor of the Year Awarded

Assistant Professor at the Department of Social Psychology Sergey Navachin

On behalf of all the people of Kaliningrad, I congratulate Sergey on this title.

Ljubov Judina was in the studio.

Here is the last copy.

I only found it in the third store. - Smart girl.

Have you been seeing him for a long time? -Who?

With Sergey Nava?in. -Who is he?

Professor of the Year. You just congratulated him on the program:

I read with an idiot. I don't know any Navajo.

You called me yesterday from his phone.

- Did you check the number I called from? - Yes.

From a mysterious stranger.

I'm complaining. I took the phone from the taxi driver.

And it turns out he's not a taxi driver. - Taxi drivers always stand there.

Thanks.

Unbelievable. Yesterday a taxi driver, and today already Professor of the Year.

Are you jealous?

I saw him for the first time in my life. I just borrowed the phone.

Dear...

Valeria!

Are we changing the hero?

Sti?i ?u vas.

Should we change the hero the day before the broadcast?

Listen, we're lucky Holmsky's in town.

Robert Eduardovich is sleeping.

Thank you for supporting me.

Unknown number

From? -Sergej Nava?in?

And.

How long have you been seeing Ljuba?

With which Ljuba now?

What are you doing? -You know who Ljuba is with.

No, I don't know any Ljuba. And who is that?

Don't act crazy. She called me yesterday from your number.

Yesterday, a girl on the street asked me to lend her my phone.

And today she congratulated you on your award.

Who is that? - You understand? That's very easy to check.

What is that? -How long have you been seeing each other?

We don't see each other at all. -Okay, if that's the case.

I told you.

And who is Ljuba?

Yesterday a girl approached me on the street.

and asked me to call.

Apparently her name was Ljuba.

I'm afraid to imagine what will happen after the wedding.

And where did Ljuba come to you?

Where are you?

On the street. - At the doctor's.

On which street? - At which doctor's?

Shall I tell you the address? -At the gynecologist's.

And your mother said to see an osteopath.

Boulevard Mira 29.

You called my mother? -What were you doing on Peace Boulevard?

You didn't answer. -I dropped off a student.

Yesterday there was a banquet after the awards ceremony.

Sergey, will you drop me off?

?Urim. ?ekaju me when the dog.

We are neighbors. I live in Kurortnaya.

Discard the young lady while she's still in your way.

The rector asked you... -That's his niece, I had to.

I didn't call, I was at the gynecologist!

Then to the osteopath.

Suddenly there are? a lot of doctors. - Pre-wedding checkup.

Why didn't you call me from the gynecologist or osteopath,

but from the phone of some Navajo.

Because my battery died on the street.

I asked the first passerby. -Then why are you on Peace Boulevard?

You like to say that I don't love you.

Stop the car. I have to go to the bathroom.

While the rector's niece was in the toilet,

This Ljuba came up and asked for the phone.

Honey, if I had anything to do with it...

Nava?inom,

Why would I call you from his number?

Because?

Hello.

Good afternoon.

Judging by the size of the stone,

ne?emo imati problema s bud?etom za svadbu.

We're getting married someday. -We all get married someday... For the first time.

And after as long as the division of property allows.

Okay, okay. Everything will be fine with you until the grave.

I'm thinking about love.

We'll give you the wedding of the year.

Furious luxury, according to the latest Moscow trends.

Perhaps, however, it's better to stick to our concept. -Of course.

That's exactly why we're here. Because of your concept.

Order some champagne while I finish my interview.

Mom, what division of property?

Lord, they'll finally stop asking me why you're not married yet.

Yeah?? I'm thirty. -Two!

And with your looks, if you didn't get married before you were thirty,

There's obviously something wrong with you.

And how was the toilet on Bulevar mira on your way? Where were you going?

Until the spring. -You said your niece lives in Kurortna.

He lives there. -So where did the student come from?

Her friend lives there.

We are ovulating.

I'm preparing a surprise for you... -The surprise was unnecessary.

That was my grandmother's table.

It was unnecessary to drive the rector's niece to her friend's house.

I didn't take her to her friend's place. I drove them together.

Together? You also gave your friend a ride. -Yes.

-And she's the rector's niece? -She's not.

Then why did you connect her too?

The rector's niece was drunk. Very drunk.

Sergei, you are destined to reject the young lady.

Why is she on trial? -Because she's our neighbor.

Is there anyone else who wants to be my neighbor? I can reject all the neighbors.

Are you my neighbors too?

No. - We live in a dorm.

When do you plan to tell Robert?

that a balloon wedding is a really bad idea?

Why is it a bad idea?

Mom is afraid of heights.

And.

But Ljuba and I have always dreamed of a wedding in balloons.

In that case, I'll hold out. -Thank you.

For the fulfillment of desires.

Serjo?a, say something about the video blog. -Please.

I want to make a normal website for our club. -Why?

To sell flights.

And now they're selling well. -This way they'll be five times more expensive.

Hello. Buy more expensive.

You like to say I don't love you.

How much are you in total?

Did you drive the rector's nieces and their friends?

- Is that important? - I'm just curious.

Stop the car immediately. -What happened? -I want to go to the bathroom.

The dorm closes in 15 minutes. Be patient,

I've been suffering for a long time. I can't take it anymore.

I like it when you say I don't love you.

That only girls can love.

Tri. -Tri.

Do you want to fly? -Let the students fly.

In a flock, like after Putin.

I get it, you just don't want kids.

Case in point, the rector's niece was drunk.

I didn't want to deal with her alone.

I decided to give her friends a ride.

Of course, less hassle.

I wanted to leave her with her friends at the dorm.

Excuse me? - I won't let her go.

She's drunk and doesn't live in a dorm. This isn't a drafty hotel.

I had to take her home.

Klementjeva, what is the address?