Chuck

Hi, I'm Chuck. Here's a few things

that you might need to know. I'm not a FULCRUM agent.

I'm MI6 working undercover.

I want to apologize to you directly, Agent Barker.

We had no record you were MI6.

Locked up in this dungeon's like keeping a Botticelli

in the basement.

No one can appreciate the beauty.

I'm moving out. - Yes!

And moving in with Morgan. - No!

I'm the Intersect.

No, he's not. It's me.

If you know who Chuck really is, then you pose a security threat.

If I proved anything to you by now,

it's that I can keep my word. - Cole's been captured.

You need to go into 24-hour protective detail.

What exactly does that mean? - We have to move in together.

He's a really tough guy. Maybe he won't talk.

Chuck, everyone talks.

What's your real name?

Bond, James Bond.

How much does the CIA know about Perseus?

Oh, come on, not the face.

Ahh!

I'm only going to ask you one more question.

You answer it, and we're done.

Who is the Intersect?

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Morning, Chuck.

How'd you sleep?

Fine, thank you.

Well, busy day. Lots to do.

Uh, so, shower. Do you want to go first or...?

I'm good.

You know, I know this whole 24-hour

supervision thing isn't exactly great,

but when the CIA finds us a new apartment,

at least we'll have separate rooms.

Sounds great.

I mean, consider yourself lucky.

At least you didn't have to move in with Casey, right?

Yeah.

Lucky me.

Mm,

spearmint okay? - Yeah, fine.

Traditionally, I'm a peppermint man,

but I'm living on the edge.

Sarah, can I ask you a question?

About the toothpaste?

Uh, no. Are you, you worried about Cole?

Uh... of, of course I'm concerned about Cole.

But Agent Barker can certainly take care of himself.

Yeah, I get that.

It's just, you know, you guys had this connection.

I mean, he saved your life and you shared a bit of torture.

Uh, our connection was purely professional.

That's it.

Oh, okay.

Thanks, honey. - Mm-hmm.

Hi! Good morning!

Whoa! - Oh!

Oh! Sorry, sorry.

I'm just, I'm very excited for Chuck, for the both of you

to be moving in together.

It's still happening, yeah?

Oh, yeah. - Absolutely.

Great. Did you find a place yet?

Not that I'm trying to rush you or anything.

Take your time, bro. No pressure.

You two lovebirds need to find a nest

where you can let the worm wiggle free.

Thank you, Devon.

Do you need any help packing or throwing things away?

Sarah, please tell Chuck that not everything in that room

has to survive the move.

I'm making a list.

Making, uh, making a list, are you?

And of what, may I ask?

Oh, well, where should we begin?

Maybe the Tron poster that you've had since you were 12.

Dad gave me that poster,.

I know. He loved that movie.

Have you had any luck finding his address for the wedding?

No, not yet,

but you know,

I'm, I'm working on it still.

So, uh, how did Morgan take the news

that he wasn't gonna get you as a new roommate?

I didn't tell him yet.

I don't have the heart.

Morgan Grimes is so tired of listening to Big Mike punch

his mama's time clock that he actually showed up

for work on time today.

Oh...!

Okay, okay, well, Morgan Grimes is so disturbed

by what Big Mike is doing to his mama

that the thought of Jeff doing the same thing to Anna

is actually sweet, sweet relief.

Oh...!

Oh, snap.

That's good. Laugh it up, fuzzballs.

That's right, sure.

But guess what. I just landed the whale,

'cause me and my man Chuck, we're gonna be roommates.

So, yeah, yeah, have your fun. Have at it.

But don't expect

any housewarming invitations from me.

Don't give me that face.

Hey, Morgan, buddy, hey, we got to talk.

Yeah, you're just the man I wanted to see.

Listen, I found a place.

Dude, are you ready? Two bedroom,

one-and-a-quarter bath, half a fireplace.

About the apartment.

Yeah, dude, I know. You and I, roommates.

This is great. We're living the dream, Chuck.

It's what we always talked about.

The thing is, the thing is, th-there is...

Bartkowski, my office now!

When did you get an office, John?

Hey, what's going on? We moving?

No-tell motel time for Chuck.

A secure bunker in an undisclosed location.

Seriously, what's with the boxes?

Cole Barker was picked up 12 hours ago by FULCRUM.

We spent the entire night looking for him and failed.

Langley thinks when he talks.

They're gonna come here looking for you.

We're taking you off the grid.

Wait, what about my sister? Is she in danger?

Awesome, Morgan?

First priority is to get you safe.

Then I'm gonna come back and make sure

everybody else is okay.

If we get that far.

This 240-27. We have a perimeter breach.

This is it. I'm gonna die underneath a yogurt shop.

Back door now.

Move, move, move.

Sarah, Sarah, we need to talk.

If I knew this was gonna happen...

Later.

Chuck, get back!

Cole?

panting)

Take this.

Did you miss me?

Don't worry. I didn't say a word.

Look at that.

Maybe you're not going away after all.

Lucky you.

Yeah.

Lucky me.

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Hey!

After that, it was eight,

maybe nine guys until the door.

Oh, come one.

We're supposed to believe

that he took out nine guys and escaped

a FULCRUM holding facility all by himself.

Please, I don't think we can trust this guy.

I've done nine before.

You've taken out nine guys?

Just saying it's doable.

So when they questioned you about the Intersect...

I didn't tell them anything.

It's not my first dance, Walker.

If I talked, then Chuck, Casey, you...

...are all in the crosshairs.

Not an option.

Why come back here after you escaped?

I wanted to make sure you were safe.

You are the sexiest man in the world.

For you.

It's our 16-month anniversary.

Wait a minute. We had a "no gift" policy.

I didn't get you anything.

Morgan, you're the worst person at keeping secrets.

I already know what you got me.

You left the lease

for our new apartment

in the fax machine.

A life together is the best present ever!

And when we move in,

I'm gonna show you your mother

isn't the only one who can be noisy in the bedroom.

I gotta go call my parents.

I thought you were moving in with Chuck?

I am. We are. Anna misunderstood.

She found the lease. Now she thinks...

Oh, my God.

Oh, buddy, you are screwed.

No, actually, I think if I tell the truth at this point,

it'll end the sexual component of our relationship.