My Amazing Boyfriend 2 (Wo De Qi Miao Nan You 2 / 我的奇妙男友2)

Why are you looking at me?

You step on dog shit

Who did this? Savage

Xue Lingqiao

Why are you here?

I thought you left. Why're you back again?

Don't ever come back if you dare

I live here

Wanna stay at Miss Tian's house again?

Free food, right?

Do you know

Because of you

Miss Tian suffers from lovesickness

Go back

Miss Tian

He hurt you that much

Why didn't you let me

Come here

Keep your voice down

Xue Yaoguai has a good pair of ears. Don't let him hear you

What are we escaping from?

He's in our face

He bought the house across the street

He's the owner

He's the man who moved in the other day

Didn't he buy the big house worth 200 million yuan?

Why did he move here?

Apparently for you

Like a crow with a piece of meat on the tree

You're just like the fox

Anxiously trying to get the meat underneath

He's playing with you

That's not my concern now

Right, we should worry more about your sickness

We made an appointment with the shrink today

Why

I'm pregnant

You're what?

Don't let Xue Yaogui know

Why

We've already broken up

Right, broken up

Why does he live across the street then?

The most dangerous place

Is the safest place

Live across the street to the ex girlfriend

Who would ever do things like that

Wily

Oh my god

I thought I was in dream when I saw him

I did so many embarassing things

Are you too confused

To tell the reality from dreams?

What did you do?

Doesn't hurt at all

I'm really in a dream

I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything

I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything

You're awake. Are you hungry?

Let me go

Let me go, please

Don't ever come into my dream

I've tried so hard to forget you

Why are you still haunting me

You want a tombstone, paper money or what?

Why can't I hear Xue Yaogui's heartbeat

After I got pregnant?

What the hell are these about

I'll make you breakfast first

Hello

Who is that

Honey, it's me, Wang Zhen

What do you want?

I'm missing you so much

I want to see you right away

Don't call me again

I've already told you

I don't know Xue Lingqiao

Don't you want to know

After you fell asleep yesterday

What happened between your ex boyfriend and me?

Thanks

Honey

Honey, why're you so angry

What happened yesterday night?

What the hell do you know?

Who are you

I'll tell you if you call me dad

Ouch, ouch, ouch

Get off me, get off me

Get off me

I'll let you go if you call me grandpa

Grandpa

Get off me

Poor girl,

Looking at you makes it hard to hit you

The ability to compromise makes a man noble

You're two-hundred-years' elder than me

You could even call me forefather, let alone grandpa

You're also a mutant

Not only your kind

But also your matchmaker

How could you be so lucky if not me?

And met Tian Jingzhi?

I only wanted to

Stop the van that carries the mummy

Didn't expect Tian Jingzhi to be so unlucky

And hit by the van

I don't understand

Tell it from the beginning

About half a year ago,

I had a weird girlfriend

Who was into mummies and stuff like that

She has human organs in her study

She heard that there's a very special mummy

In a private museum

And the mummy was borrowed to do some research

She forced me to go with her

I knew it at the first sight

That you were only drained and asleep

You thought about saving me then?

Sure. But I didn't have the chance

I tried to save you during the transportation

Thought it would be easier

I even bought the blood

Who knows that Tian JingZhi will be in the accident?

And saved you with his blood

And started a story from then

Why did you want to save me?

We're the same kind, of course we should help each other

Why Tian Jingzhi then?

Why do you keep your mouth so tight?

Tell me, why me

Hot, I like it

Can be hotter, if you want

Fine

To tell you the truth, I want to be a dad

I'll never get old or die, just like Xue Lingqiao

Almost going to evolve into another species

There becomes reproductive isolation

I had so many girlfriends

None of them have made me think

What to do if got pregnant accidently

Although I don't know why

But, you could get pregnant

How did you know?

I've been following you for 3 months

I sent you white roses everydayÿ춼Ͱõ

Of course I know everything about you

You told Xue Lingqiao

About my pregnancy?

Are you kidding me? We two are rivals

What if he doesn't want to go if he knows

Good

I haven't decided to have this back or not

Why not?

After this one, give me another

I promise, I'll regard them as my own kids

I'm also rich

You could have as many babies as you want

I promise you, after we're together

I'll break up with the girls downstairs

What do you want then

Tell me, honey

I want

You stay away from me

This won't happen

You

So..

Sorry, sorry

I didn't do it on purpose

So gullible

Told you I'll never get old or die

You have a good taste, honey

I'll take it as my Halloween costume this year

You want express delivery

Could you take a look

And see if it's your package?

Yes, I received this.

Look, here's my signature

Do you remember who send this package?

You want to look for the addresser?

Look, here's the address

It's fake

Phone number?

I called. It's a public phone in the newsstand.

Newsstand

I remember a few days ago, there's a lady

Called me and asked me to take a package from the newsstand

I don't know if it's relevant

Is there anything illegal?

Shall we call the police?

Turns out I'm the big trouble for Tian Jingzhi