Crabs!

Hmm?

Whoa, why are you stoppin'? Keep it goin', keep it goin'.

- Wait, no. - Keep it goin'.

- Wait, hold on. - Uh, keep it goin'.

- Sequoia, wait! -

- What is that thing? - Uh, a pervy little crab.

I don't know, let him watch if he wants.

Whatever floats your boat, little dude.

- Yeah, no. - Ah, the fuck?

That's disgusting.

Don't freak out, it's dead.

Babe, you gotta take a picture with this.

- No, I don't wanna touch it. - Come on, just do it.

- Fine. - Yeah.

- Just be quick! - Okay.

Okay, take it very slowly, slowly.

Okay, okay, okay.

Come on.

Babe, you better put that down.

- - Sequoia!

- Babe. - Oh.

Hold on, Babe!

Babe!

- -

Hon, are you okay?

Babe?

I'm sorry.

Hey, watch it! Motherfuckin' kids!

Oh, no!

Come on, fuckin' little crab.

How do you like them apples, sucker.

Ha-ha!

Oh, no, no, no!

Shit!

Hey, Deputy.

Put your damn game down

- and pick up. Over. -

Sheriff, I'm here.

I'm about to swing by Johnny B's

and pick your brother up some grub.

- Want anything? - Sheriff, hold on.

Hey, Mr. West?

Hey, Mr. West.

Oh, no— Mr. West!

Oh, not again.

Dammit, Mr. West, I just ate a breakfast burrito.

Please slow down.

Dammit, Hunter.

Maddy, would you mind taking that down?

- Thank you. - De nada.

- Hey, Maddy. -

You remember that thing I was telling you about?

Yeah, is that it?

Ah!

Do you wanna try it out?

- Let's do it. - Good!

This changes everything, Maddy.

All my effort is finally gonna pay off.

Our effort.

You know that's what I meant.

Do you really think it'll work?

It better.

I had to convince Flannigan

to bribe four customs agents just to get it into the country.

Uh, really?

Oh, yeah!

See, what's in this box could theoretically fuel

a military-grade giant robot, 10 stories tall, for weeks.

Phil, just in case it doesn't work,

you know life will go on either way, right?

Whether you're able to walk—

It'll work.

- Trust me. - I do.

I'm just sayin', don't forget,

you'll always have two left feet.

Oh, hey, Maddy, would you mind, um—

- Oh, you want 'em? - Yeah.

- You want 'em ? - Yes.

Then stand up and get 'em.

Oh, that's not cool.

- Thanks. - No problemo.

It's dusty as shit in here, Phil.

Yeah, it's a barn.

Hope you're ready for this.

Oh.

Get this, it is only mapped to my thumbprint.

Whoa!

There we go.

- - Wow!

All right.

Amorium Clustergram.

In all of her beauty.

Ready?

Okay.

Yeah.

- -

Bloody fartin' Jesus!

Flannigan!

What the hell was that, Phil?

Damn near blew my nuts off.

Not like you get much use out of 'em anymore.

- Hey, now. - Yeah.

That's a nice thank you for me bringing you supper.

- Oh, thanks. - Hi, Flannigan.

Maddy Menrath, you're not encouraging him now,

are you?

Says the man who helped him procure the damn thing.

- - Oh, is that what that was?

Maybe.

Hey, how come you don't just use your old man's shop

instead of holding yourself up in your little cubby, huh?

Have everything I need in my cubby.

Well, I'm just sayin'.

It's a shame to let all that stuff go unused.

Doesn't matter.

Hunter's gonna sell it all anyway.

Might oughta patch that hole up though

before your brother gets back.

Wup, you're fucked.

Howdy, Partner?

Sheriff.

Phil, will you quit ripping up the damn signs?

I'm not.

You're not.

Then who is?

- Maddy. - Hey!

You told me to.

You know we can't afford to keep this place.

Take it easy, Deputy.

All available units,

we have a 19-243 down on Lunar Beach.

What?

19-243?

That's a cat in a tree.

Marjory, we've talked about this

and nobody else is on these channels,

so stop usin' the frickin' codes.

Ain't got time for it.

Sorry, Sheriff.

A dead whale washed up with a nasty slice in its belly.

Bunch of folks called it in all freaked out.

Cat in a tree, huh?

Let's roll, Deputy!

Phil, please go hang this up.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

See you tomorrow.

Sure.

Not like we had plans or anything.

That is one big ass

dead motherfuckin' whale. Wooh!

Smells like fresh asshole, too.

Oh, sure as hell wasn't no shark done that.

Yeah, I'm guessin' not.

Giant squid maybe?

Those aren't real.

Are they?

How the fuck would I know?

I look like a guy who knows jack about fish?

Fish sticks maybe.

I've been workin‘ out.

I'm gonna go poke it with a stick.

Hey, don't be pokin‘ it with a stick!

It's a scientific observation.

I saw it in a movie once.

Don't be pokin' at shit.

You know what I think did it?

What?

Aliens.