The Cosby Show

Three.

One, Two, Three.

Okay, Rudy, Your Question Is:

"Who Said, 'I Have Not Yet Begun To Fight'?"

Papa Smurf.

You've Answered Every Question "Papa Smurf."

It's Wrong?

Yes, It's Wrong.

Papa Smurf Never Said That.

Who Did?

Clint Eastwood.

This Game's Too Hard For Me.

Huxtable Residence.

Yeah, She Is.

Hold On For A Second.

Vanessa, You Have A Phone Call From A Boy.

A Boy?

Has He Got The Right Number?

It's Probably Just About Homework.

He Doesn't Have That Homework Sound.

Whoa!

I'll Take It In The Kitchen.

Hang Up The Second I Get On.

Let's Listen!

Hello There.

Can I Help You?

Yeah, You're "Little Combustible."

Who?

That Was Your Father's Nickname.

I'm Ernie Scott.

Oh, He Said You Were Coming.

Weren't You Dad's Track Coach In College?

Do I Look That Old?

Don't Answer That.

Okay. I'll Tell Daddy You're Here.

Dad Has A Picture Of You

Lifting Him Up In The Air After He Won A Race.

I Was Carrying Him To The Locker Room After He Collapsed.

What Happened?

Nothing.

After Every Race, He'd Just Collapse.

Stadium Would Be Empty, He'd Still Be Lying There.

Ernie!

You Got The Pepper?

I Got The Pepper.

Hey, Cliff. Ah, Boy.

You've Got...

Whoa, You've Got Something Else There.

Tell Me What You've Been Doing

Besides Gaining Weight.

This Is The Same Belt Size I Had When I Was In College.

Yeah, You Wore It In A Different Place.

Cliff: Theo

You're Looking At A Man Who Changed My Entire Life.

Before I Met This Man, I Was Happy.

And Then He Made Me Run The 440.

I've Come To See You...

Well, I Attend A Lot Of These Masters Track Meets.

What's That?

Track Meets For People Over 35 Who Still Compete.

At Every One I Go To, I See All Your Old Teammates:

Tommy Seals, Reggie Struthers, Toussaint Jackson.

How Are They?

In Terrific Condition.

You Have To Be When You Compete At That Level.

They're Running Against Guys Like Benny Moore

Like Whitfield, Sanford B. "Tailwind" Turner...

"Tailwind" Turner.

That's Right.

He's Still Running?

Yeah, That's Right.

Who's "Tailwind" Turner?

The Only Man Ever To Beat Your Father.

Penn Relays.

Hillman College

Versus Norton University.

Battle Of The Two Great Anchormen:

Sanford B. "Tailwind" Turner

Heathcliff "Combustible"

Huxtable.

Let Me Tell You Something.

Came To The Anchormen, "Tailwind", And Dad.

I Called Myself "Combustible" Because--

Boom! When I Explode, That's It.

And They Had A 20-Yard Lead.

"Tailwind" Took Off.

I Felt Him-- Whoosh!

I Got The Baton, And I Took Off.

Now This Is Penn Relays.

You Got About 43,000 People.

Talking About, "Whaaw!"

I Got To Hold Back.

I Can't Listen To The Crowd.

So I'm Talking To Myself.

Said, "We Use Intelligence, Stay Loose.

Long, Hard Strides."

Pull Out My Fishing Rod

And I Put A Hook Dead In His Back

And Started To Reel Him In.

He Started Coming Back To Me

And I'm Staying Smooth, Bottom Lip Just Bouncing.

Came Around The Turn

Now I'm Five Yards Off Of Him, Man.

I Said To Myself, "Combustible, Bust Him Up."

I'm Up On The Shoulder, And I Hear The Crowd Say

"Whoaaa!"

I Did A Body Check, And The Body Said, "Go Ahead."

The Body Said, "Go Ahead."

Said, "If You Want Him, Go Get Him."

And I Said, "Look Out."

And This Man Started To Edge Over.

In Other Words, He Was Pushing Me--

Without Touching Me, He's Pushing Me.

Pushed Me From Lane Two To Lane Six

Almost Up In The Stands.

Wait. Turner Said He Never Ran You Wide.

He's A Liar!

Ernie: No, No.

This Has Been Going On For 26 Years.

Finally, It's Come To A Head.

What Do You Mean?

I Arranged A Rematch.

You Did?

Good. Good, Good.

Hillman Versus Norton.

In Three Weeks At The Masters Meet At The Meadowlands.

Good. My Family Will Get Tickets

And We'll Come Out And Watch This.

Aha.

Ah, Ha, Ha.

Ah, Ha, Ha.

Huh, Huh, Huh, Huh-Uh.

No, No, No, No.

I'm Way, Way Out Of Shape.

You're In Shape.

You Jog During The Week.

To Jog Is To Go, "Pit-Pat, Pit-Pat."

To Run The 440 Is To Go, "Spish-Spash, Spish-Spash."

How Much Did You Weigh In College?

175.

What's Your Weight Now?

175.

With Your Clothes Off?

2o6.

Ernie: Whoa!

Ernie!

Oh, Clair, My Love.

Look At You.

Mom, Guess What?

Clair: What?

Dad Is Running Against "Tailwind" Turner.

I Never Said I Was Running Anything.

"Tailwind" Turner?

That Tired Little Toad?

Clair...

You Would Have Caught Him That Day.

You Should Have Seen Your Father.

He Took Off Like Lightning.

He Wore White Shoes With Red Shoelaces

That I Had Bought Him.

I Was Looking Smooth, Wasn't I, Dear?

He Was Fierce!

The Only Time He Ran The Last 100 Yards Of The Race

Without Tying Up.

Coming Around That Curve

Smooth As A Whistle In The Wind

Your Head Turning Around.

He Was Getting Ready To Pass Him.

Then This Little Sneaky Snake Edges Over

And Tries To Push Your Father Into The Stands.

And He Only Beat Me By Half A Step.

Ernie: Oh, No, No.

Turner's Been Bragging For Years

That He Beat You By Ten Yards.

He Didn't Say That.

Yes, He Did.

He Said

He Had His Sweat Pants On And Was Eating A Hot Dog

When You Finally Crossed The Finish Line.

He Wouldn't Say That To My Face.

He Said He Would, But That You Wouldn't Recognize Him

Because All You Ever Seen Is The Back Of His Head.