Marry Christmas

I always forget how much I love this.

How are you feeling?

I feel like a whole new person.

Ah, getting out here is exactly what I needed.

Deer Valley is such a special place,

I'm really glad we made time for this.

Beautiful.

Yeah, the view is stunning.

I wasn't talking about the view.

Austin.

You know how people say

when you meet the right one, you'll know?

I always thought that was nonsense until I met you.

Noelle Lorraine Miller, will you marry me?

-Yes. -Yes?

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay, we're getting married.

-We're getting married. -We're getting married.

So you're ready to break the news to our family?

Our family?

Yeah, I'm a package deal, Miss Miller.

Look, I know you've had a tough go with it.

It's just, it's just been my mom and I for so long

and I always dreamt

about being part of a big, boisterous family.

As boisterous as this one?

Yes, I love them all and I love you,

and our wedding surrounded by family,

that's what I've always wanted.

Well, then that is what you are gonna get,

a big holiday wedding, surrounded by family,

and it's gonna be at River Bottoms Ranch.

Oh, Austin, that was just a fantasy,

but I'm impressed you even remember that conversation.

River Bottoms Ranch books out two years in advance.

Oh, really?

Oh, well, miraculously it was available on Christmas Day

and it's ours.

This Christmas day?

Oh, is that too soon?

No, no, it's perfect, I just don't know what to say.

Well, you already said yes, so let's go share the news.

Come on, let's go.

Seth...

Seth...

Seth...

Seth...

Seth, sweetie, Seth?

Huh?

I need you to fix the star, it's not straight.

Everyone, can we get your attention for a minute,

we have an announcement.

Where's Tom and Liz?

They're on their way.

-Oh, we should wait for them. -Yeah.

-Yeah. -Grandma,

the tree looks amazing.

Oh, thank you, dear,

but that darn star still isn't straight.

Now, I'm not a fastidious woman,

but I like my stars straight up, like my... drinks.

Okay, well, let me see if I can fix it for you.

Oh, okay.

Get you down.

Look at you, finally someone with a little initiative.

Hmm?

Hey, buddy, have you heard anything?

I called 47 times, it all went straight to voicemail.

Look, you gotta keep your chin up, bro.

Remember how wrecked I was after Holly?

And then one day, your whole life can turn around

just like that, when some random interior designer walks in

and buys a couple pieces of your art

and turns out to be the love of your life.

You just never know, that's the point.

But I do know this,

you're never gonna meet a new girl smelling like turd,

so take a shower, okay?

- Hey, everybody. - Hey, guys.

Happy Thanksgiving.

So listen, we have some exciting news.

Why is everybody being so quiet here, what's going on?

You've got exciting news, so do we.

You have exciting news?

-Yeah. -Okay, you know what?

We'll let them go first, you go first.

No, no, no, no, I think that's not a good idea.

Trust me, buddy, you're gonna wanna go first,

I don't wanna upstage you here.

Get on with it, I'm starving.

Who knows what's gonna happen?

-Nope, I don't. -I do.

Okay. You know what?

Let's do it on three, okay?

All right, you ready?

-I'm ready. -One.

Two.

-We're getting married. -We're getting married.

-What? -What?

Congratulations, oh my God.

Oh my God...

Oh, can you believe this?

Are you kidding me?

What is the timing of this, what is going on?

What a beautiful day.

I know.

Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, how did you do it?

Well, you know, two months of planning.

Two months?

Mountaintop proposal.

Mountaintop, who would've thought that?

And when I turned around, he was on one knee.

Oh my gosh, that's so cute.

-Three months. -Three months?

Oh yeah, guess what I did?

I found the ring in the middle of a soufflé.

In the soufflé?

She made the soufflé, I put it in there,

I was just hoping that she wasn't gonna eat it.

We should probably go talk to Seth.

Yeah, let's go talk to Seth.

All right, you wanna do it?

You want me to do it?

Let's both, let's both do it, okay.

Hey, Seth.

Seth.

Hey buddy, we were just wondering if you heard the news.

What news?

We're getting married.

Yeah, we finally popped the question.

Both of us.

At the same time.

I'm truly happy for you,

even my broken heart can't tarnish that, I love you both.

Love you too, buddy.

-Love you, bro. -Yeah.

Hey, everyone, I just wanna propose a little toast here.

Today is a day of great celebration and to give thanks

and I just couldn't be more thankful

and for each and every person in this room.

Here, here.

-Woo. -Cheers.

Woo-hoo.

Girls, girls, I need all the details,

have you set the date?

-We have. -We have.

Marvelous, when will it be?

-Christmas Day. -Christmas Day.

-At River Bottoms Ranch. -At River Bottoms Ranch.

-Oh my. -Here we go again.

Harry, are you sure your dog's been okay

underneath the table?

Oh yeah, he's just eatin' the crumbs.

Look, this just feels impossible

because I confirmed the Wright wedding for Christmas Day

an hour ago.

You know, there is something weird there

because I confirmed our Wright wedding

on Christmas Day this morning.

Wright wedding party of two, I'm sure they just thought

it was the same couple confirming the reservation.

Oh, that does make sense.

Okay, okay, look everybody, let's just take a deep breath,

whew, calm down, it's all gonna be just fine, okay?

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, I promise you

because you know what?

As the patriarch of this family,

it's gonna be up to me to handle it.

Well, I think Grandma already got

to the bottom of it there, Tom,

and this family is clearly a matriarchy.

Touché.

Poopzie and Boobzie both getting married,

I never thought I'd see the day.

Boobzie and Poopzie.

Time to change the subject.

Yeah, absolutely, I agree with that.

You know what, we gotta focus on this predicament

at hand here.

Oh wait, which one is Poopzie?

Austin is Poopzie because when he was a little boy,

whenever he got nervous he would poop his pants.

Not at the table, okay, all right, all right, okay.

And my Tom is Boobzie.

Okay, babe...

Yeah, Boobzie because he nursed till he was six.

That's disgusting, four tops.

No, it was six.

It was...

And what did you call Seth again?

I'm sick of being the blunt of everybody's jokes.

Oh, Seth, oh.

-Excuse me, excuse me. - Seth.

Excuse me.

Seth, I wasn't making a joke.

I genuinely didn't, I genuinely forgot what she called him.