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What a sexy view!

I'm not talking about myself, but about this.

Check it up.

Beautiful!

Come here. Let's do intro here.

Here? - Yes.

And action!

Hi, friends. I'm Vicky Chatwal.

I'm the director of the movie which we're going to make.

This is our first attempt at movie making. - Fail!

Has someone died?

- Isn't this is how intro is given? - Shut up! Say something nice.

You're the director. Say something interesting.

Hi, friends. I'm Vicky Chatwal.

The movie which we're going to make, I'm it's... Director.

Well this is our first attempt at movie making.

So we're very, very, very excited.

Right, guys? Aren't we excited?

Bingo!

In a few days our college will be over.

After that we all will be busy with our lives.

I just wish even after college we could stay together.

Be together to do what...

...for which, I think everyone of us is born.

And that is, to make full length feature film.

So guys! Who knows. May be very soon...

...you guys may just see that board...

...Coming soon to a theatre near you.

He's getting sentimental...

Guy, why're you so emotional? - This is how I'm!

This is the last trip.

Hi, my name is Manavi...

...and I'm co-directing the film with the, Vicky.

Okay. On a more serious note.

All the events and incidents shown in this film...

...are purely coincidental and intentional.

And that resembles to some person living or dead.

All right, you could have said the same standing there, you know.

I want sexy but you don't have to come that close.

Ready? - Yes, it was good. It's okay.

Is it looking okay? - Yes very fine.

Okay, keep it now. - Okay.

Do something, lift the one at the back.

Hey, don't joke.

You didn't even let me pump the body.

No, you look fine.

Hi, I am CJ, and I am main lead of this film.

And if I may say, I am the hero of this film.

Vicky and Manavi came to me.

They told me that they're making this movie...

...and they want to cast me as hero.

By the way I'm quite busy, because you know...

...I got some projects and assignment going on.

But the main reason I am doing this movie...

...because... - Because nobody else would cast you.

You fool!

I am Kiran. First let me tell you one thing.

I am playing the lead character in this film...

...and not CJ.

We had decided to have lots of fun on this trip.

We're really enjoying ourselves.

Vicky is getting sentimental as usual.

Varun's as usual standing holding his.

Hey! - Hey, sorry.

He's holding his camera.

And CJ and Akki...

As usual they're taking each other's case.

Hi, I'm Simran and I'm Manavi's friend.

I am an actor in this project.

And I'm... - That's it? - Yeah.

Say something else.

Okay. Which mouse walks on two legs?

Think.

Which mouse walks on two legs...

Mickey Mouse. Yeah, isn't it?

Which duck walks on two legs?

Donald Duck. - No... wrong.

All ducks walk on two legs.

Stop it. What're you doing?

I am just asking questions. - Shut up!

Do you know she's doing us a big favor?

She's acting in this film.

She is my best friend. - Thank you, baby.

Thank you for coming.

You should also thank her.

Hi! This is Akki.

I'm very thankful to Mr. Vicky Chatwal.

Because in his important film...

...he gave me the role of blind, deaf, dumb and impotent man.

As per the sources, we've learnt...

...because of some insecure actors like CJ and Kiran...

...my impotent role has been edited.

Scoundrels! I'll see you.

Hi, I'm Varun. And I'm the DOP of this movie.

Cameraman! - I'll hit you.

Not cameraman, but DOP. Director Of Photography.

My work is to make these ugly actors...

...Iook beautiful on the screen.

I do this work very well.

With this very camera I'll bring for you...

...this movie's behind the scene footage.

Every fight, abuses, romances and every baseless conversations.

Everything. No hold barred. Only for you guys.

To put it in short...

...as long as I'm breathing...

...this camera will keep rolling.

Excuse me! What're you up to? Keep your legs on your side or...

Hey, can't you see.

You know, I am stuck here.

My father is Chatwal not Ambani. Got it?

Our new friend who is our companion in this journey...

We don't know much about her...

...but we do know that she's we fled from her home.

Don't make me feel guilty, man.

It's just that...

...I've my family that only girls are going for this trip.

Only girls! - Hey...

This bungalow actually belongs to my uncle.

Last time I came here with my entire family.

There was a party. We halted somewhere else.

Then we partied here at daytime and left.

In fact, even then there was some work going on here.

So right now I don't know what conveniences...

...are available for us.

Wow!

Very nice. Look at them.

Behold! Four youngsters of our nation...

...are urinating in the forest!

Very good boys! Keep it up.

Coming for a frontal shot. - Shut up!

I'm coming. Seriously.

I'm gonna come.

Hey, whoever you may be.

You yak. Love you.

Hey, you wash your hands! Akki!

Smile!

Hey, you too come! - Great!

Yes, you too come! - Why don't you come?

Hey, come on, man. - Just a minute.

This is good. - Hey, my skirt...

The group doesn't look nice incomplete.

Come here for a minute.

Can you click our photo?

Click its photo. Zoom it.

Click a photo of this. Smell it.

We'll at least you can do something. - We'll get it printed everywhere...

...so that his brothers and sisters...

...get a message from me that you cannot come a bite me.

Got it? Damn Mosquito!

If you don't become DOP, you'll become Mosquito Hunter!

What's your name?

Jaisilan.

Jaisilan?

What do you do? What's your profession?

Do you know suicide point?

What? - Suicide point.

What a man!

You work at suicide point! Do you sell snacks there?

People come to jump from suicide point.

You push them...

If they've family problems, they commit suicide from there.

I bring their bodies.

Oh, so you recover bodies. - Yes. I do that.

How much do you charge?

Around 20-30 thousand.

Twenty thousand?

First die then pay him 30 thousand.

I go down and bring the body from gorge.

Come on, Varun, you can jump. I'll pay the money for you.

He has the full power man! You've full power?

Not full power, but full power tight position!

Has tight position!

Full power, tight position.

Tell me something about my character.

Did you see Raaz?

Yes, this is today's Raaz.

Hey guys, don't be mean.

First time he's asked some proper question. Answer him.

That's the problem. They're not used to it.

Hey, friend! Chill. - CJ, I'll tell you.

Basically in the film what happens is...

...you are... your character is married to Simran's character.

Your first marriage was to Kiran's character...

But she dies.

They go on honeymoon and...

...everything there is very nice and romantic and all that.

But after some time...

...Kiran's ghost starts coming and haunting you guys.

And then some scary incidents happen.

That's it... basically a horror kind of thing.

Right, Vicky? - Yes. Go on.

I like the honeymoon part of it.

Pay for what?

For the food you've eaten.

Who will pay? - I didn't eat anything. Look.

Seriously... - You've licked the platter.

Get the luggage out from the car. Come on.

I'll pay 1 rupee for half popadum I ate.

Come on, get the luggage.

Guys stop!