Mundeyan Ton Bachke Rahin

'Boys are always considered scoundrels.'

'Why shouldn't it be so?

After all boys are scoundrels.'

'Look at Yo Yo Honey Singh for example.'

'No, no, he has nothing to do with this.'

'He is just passing by. Look at him.'

'He used to study with us.'

'As Prince was saying, boys are scoundrels.'

'But why do boys become scoundrels?'

'There's just one reason... Girls.'

'That's me and Prince. A friend who is like a brother to me.'

'Like other kids we too were very innocent.'

'And after three years of chase we decided..'

'..lt's now or never.'

Jassi..lt's now or never.

'Okay. Prince decided, and as always, l followed him.'

But what if they reject us?

They don't have reason to.

And then there's knuckle beatings we have got because of them.

They need to return the favour.

Yes. But you go first.

Okay. Let's go. - Okay.

Kuljeet, l really like you.

And this flower is for you.

Gurpreet..

..l want to make friendship with you.

We wanted to say this three years ago but..

Oh, that's so sweet of you.

But we still need to study.

So what? We aren't monkeys that we'll tear your books.

You are not getting me.

We have no interest in this friendship.

You boys are very nice.

Any girl will be very happy to be your friend.

But right now, we cannot think about such things.

We are so sorry.

Okay bye.

'You boys are very nice.'

'Any girl will be very happy to be your friend.'

l went through a lot.

Pal, say something.

Okay, now one thing is clear. That we are handsome boys.

Yes. We at least managed to unburden our hearts.

Yes, pal.

The two are with them?

Hi Gurmeet.

ln love, even a cold drink tastes like butter milk.

Let's drink. We have spent the money.

Hey, this isn't fair.

She told us that she wants to study.

ls she taking tuitions from that Lancer guy?

Liar.

Such girls have no future. You know.

They don't. Today they are with Lancer-guy.

ln future they will be someone who has a Fortuner.

That means that Lancer-guy will cry like us.

That's it. Enough of romance.

Such girls don't need simple, innocent boys like Sunny Deol.

They like the bad boys like Salman Khan.

All girls are the same.

Now we will no longer be like Sunny Deol.

We'll become bad-boy Salman Khan and break their hearts.

And we compensate for these two with 100 girls.

100? Don't you think that's a lot?

Henceforth, no girl shall break our heart.

Now we'll make these girls fall for us and then we'll break their hearts.

Yes, now we will give these girls ''Thumbs-up'' like this.

'And from that day began.. The Revenge of the Jatt.'

'Why are you saying the wrong title?'

Say the right title.

''The boys..''

''The boys..''

''The boys..''

''Beware!''

''The boys..''

''We boys are naughty.''

''lf we wink at you..''

''We boys are naughty.''

''lf we wink at you..''

''lf we capture your photo in the camera of our heart..''

''lf something happens then don't blame us.''

''Beware of the boys!''

''Beware of the boys!''

''Beware of them!''

''Beware of the boys!''

''Beware of the boys!''

'So after 8 years of working on girls.. Sorry.'

'l mean after 8 years of hard work..'

'We are two of the top 10 heart breakers in the world.'

'At an average of 10 in the past 8 years..'

'We each have made around 80 girls fall for us and given them a ''Thumbs-up''!'

'That is, we have broken their heart.'

They have made our job very easy.

True.

lt is like sending a hungry lion into a cage full of deer.

True. We kept wasting time chatting on the Facebook..

Right.. - But here they are ready to meet immediately.

Whose idea was it?

So? Do you want me to felicitate you?

Don't felicitate me, but at least buy me a cup of coffee.

l'll buy coffee, but for those two who are fasting for your brother's long life.

Just two? - Yes.

l have helped four girls break their fasts on Skype. Four!

lt doesn't matter how.

At the speed at which l am going..

ln the next two weeks, l'm going to touch the 100 mark.

Two weeks? - Yes.

Two weeks!

l think you too are suffering from nervous 90, like Tendulkar.

l'll get to my century in a week.

Get out of here!

Yeah, we'll see. - Go ahead.

Come on! - Whatever!

Sweetheart, you know, you are much more beautiful in person..

..than you look in your profile-pic.

But l have put Katrina's photo in my profile.

Oh.. Priyanka..that's what l am saying.

You are much more beautiful in person.

You are so sweet! Thank you.

Once again?

When l saw the pic in which you are smiling..

..l just got into the car to go and pick you up.

But l have never uploaded a smiling picture.

My teeth are yellow.

Actually l like your yellow smile a lot.

That's so sweet of you, love.

You saved me the money of going to a dentist.

So, what have you decided about our marriage?

Marriage?

That means you were flirting with me?

No, baby, What is there to decide about marriage?

l have even decided about our honeymoon.

l have booked two tickets for Chappar fair.

Wow! Chappar?

But where's Chappar?

Right next to Switzerland, in Canada.

Oh my God! l love you so much, baby.

Really? The feed me. - Yes.

Sweetheart, now l feel as if we have known for many births.

How so, my love?

7th March..

On 7th March when we met for the first time..

..lt was your birthday.

And today, it's mine.

So, isn't this love across many births? - Oh, sweetheart.

Are you telling the truth?

Hey, now why do l need to lie?

l love you so much, sweetheart.

l love you too. - l love you three.

l love you four!

l love you five.

l love you six!

l love you seven.

l love you eight!

l love you nine.

Enough!

l cannot count any further.

ln the tenth grade l had failed in maths.

That's why.

''The boys..''

''The boys..''

''The boys..''

''Beware!''

''The boys..''

''We boys are naught.''

''lf we wink at you..''

''We boys are naughty.''

''lf we wink at you..''

''lf we capture your photo in the camera of our heart..''

''lf something happens then don't blame us.''

''Beware of the boys!''

''Beware of the boys!''

''Beware of them!''

''Beware of the boys!''

''l am standing outside your college gate.''

''l want to take you on a date.''

''l am standing outside your college gate.''

''l want to take you on a date.''

''You've turned out to be a mesmerizing beauty. You've got an attitude now!''

''Even the sun looks a shade darker.. that how fair you have become!''

''You have made me helpless.''

''l have control over nothing.''

''Beware of the boys!''

''Beware of the boys!''

''Beware of them!''

''Beware of the boys!''

''The boys..''

''The boys..''

''Let me inform you, be alert.''

''Your flimsy shirt excites me!''

''Let me inform you, be alert.''

''Your flimsy shirt excites me!''

''Today, l shall tease you. l shall do it in your village!''

''l shall get you to the window.. by destroying the pipe!''

''Because sweetheart..''

''We boys are naughty.''

''lf we wink at you..''

''lf we capture your photo in the camera of our heart..''

''lf something happens then don't blame us.''

''Beware of the boys!''