Jai Hind 2 (ஜெய் ஹிந்த் 2)

'With the blessings of...'

'...my father and elder brother who are dearer to me than my life'

'I bow to 'Dronacharya' my guru who made me 'Arjuna''

Sir, Singapore Kumar is on the line

'Jai Hind 2' 'Long live India!'

Sir, the minister is waiting to see you

Not now

It is something important I believe

I told you, didn't I? I can't see him now

Praise be to Hanuman Lord Rama's devotee

What were you looking at?

Nothing

Hey, my boyfriend I'll be right back

Are you late today too?

Sir, you wanted to meet my sister

She's standing over there

Good morning

Your brother isn't attending his karate class regularly

Even if he comes, he isn't exercising properly

'Health is wealth' is an old saying

If the body is fit mind will be clear

If mind is clear then he can study well

Only you should tell him firmly

No problem I can tell him

Okay

I know what you are thinking

You are wondering why he's dark and I'm so fair?

My dad was doing so well in his business

I believe I was born at that time

That's why I'm so fair

After that, my dad had huge loss in his business

My brother was born around that time

That's why he's so dark

Sir...sir...sir...sorry, sir My father called me

- I'm Dinesh's sister - Then who's this?

I heard you wanted to see me to discuss about my brother

Listen, your brother isn't attending classes regularly

Even if he comes, he doesn't exercise properly

'Health is wealth' is an old saying

Mind will be clear only if the body is fit

Only when mind is clear, one can study properly

- Right, sir? - Huhm...!

Anything else you want to say?

- Nothing - Let's go then

Sir, pinch Same same color

- I'm also in blue - Hey...!

What a sexy shot!

At 80, is there any need to watch a 20-20 cricket match?

When you went on a pilgrimage why didn't you quit this bad habit?

That's why I stopped playing cricket with these kids...then what?

Perfect!

By the way don't step out on the day of Bogi festival

Why?

They might burn you up thinking you're also an old piece of junk!

Mother-in-law and son-in-law are truly made for each other

You said you'll wait outside your college

Happily eating here!

I waited for you You didn't show up

So I came home with a friend

Do I look like a madcap to you?

Don't be too insistent She might say yes!

Couldn't you have waited for 5 minutes?

Why didn't you come 5 minutes earlier?

Ma, look how arrogant she is Talking back to her elder brother!

You learn to behave like a brother first

She's back now So stop bullying her

You'll always support her, ma

Pick up the phone

Hello, tell me, dude

Who is he?

Hello...hello Come here

Where's your owner?

Where's your owner, man?

Why are you staring at me?

Aren't you the servant here?

Are you dumb or what?

Open your mouth and speak up

How much is he paying you?

Money...money

Is he paying you properly?

Oh, you can't talk, is it?

I'm talking to you

Let me know if you want a hike

If you tell my name, he'll pee in his pants

I'll set right everything

Master, sorry I made a mistake

Why did you come here?

To learn karate

To learn...karate

We teach only young kids here

Don't you teach people with a playground head!?

- Why do you want to learn? - I want to kill a man

Who?

There's a guy called 'Kulfi' Gopal

He's a dangerous guy He has played with my life

He...if I have to tell you, it's a long story

Make it simple Short and sharp

"Mustafa, Mustafa Don't worry, Mustafa"

- Boss, good news - What?

From now on we can sit and eat comfortably!

Are we bending and eating now!

Stop being funny Read the newspaper

Good news for terrorists!

If you accept your crime and surrender in any police station...

...you'll be pardoned and depending on the crime

...land and money will be given

This is for naxalites Not for tube lights like us

Let's change from tube light to terrorists!

How?

Let's join a naxalite group and then surrender to the police

We'll then get money and land!

How do you get such ideas?

Boss, we won't let go of your feet till you accept us in your gang

- We won't, we won't - Will you stop this or not?

- No, we won't - Hello, shall I kill them?

In disguise, they look like the Indian Police Service

Do they look like IPS?

They look like ice cream vendors!

Why waste your bullets for these insignificant creatures?

- Get up now - Okay, leader

What do you guys want?

- Your photo - For what?

Do you want to garland it and light incense sticks?

No...we want to build a 5 star hotel

And place your photo there We've paid the advance too

For the building?

No, for the photo frame, sir

Then...the building?

Boss, if you accept both of us in your team...

...when you surrender to the police, we'll also surrender

Thanks to you, police will grant us money and land

On that land we can build a 5 star hotel

- How's it? - Sounds like a good plan

Okay, I'll take you in

Hey, he's doing the traditional Kathakali dance with his hands

He's the right guy for our operation

Give him the weapons

Take your weapon

This looks like a washing brush

- It is a brush - Brush?

Hey, strip and throw

You must wash, dry and iron these clothes in 10 minutes

All because of you...!

This is what happened, sir

He asked for my flash back

He left before I finished

I actually made it short

Where is your master?

He left even before you washed all their undergarments

Are you Abhimanyu?

Yes, I am

Heard you are participating in the Y.M.C.A Karate championship?

No...but why?

Don't ask me questions like what and why

How dare you even register your name!

Think you're a big shot?!

You've not got your facts right

You know our boss is the champion every year

You better withdraw your name

Otherwise you won't have veins in your legs to walk?!

Until now I had no such idea

But now I'll give in my name

Sir has himself decided, dude

Master, I understand back kick but have trouble with front kick

Can you please teach me?

That's no big deal

Watch this

Not like that, bro

I'll show you how

Like this

Sit down

If you cut my veins will you win?

I'm not the person you should beat But the participants in Olympics!

That should be your goal

Not each of us stumbling over each others' legs!

That's why till now our country hasn't even won a bronze medal

Leave all that Do you have the guts?

I'll train you, if you'll take part in the international championship?

Just breathing normally without achieving anything...

...doesn't mean we are alive

We should dream big

Sir, please accept my apology

Listen, the moment you have realized your mistake...

...you don't have to ask anyone any apology!

To Hanuman devotee of Lord Rama

Victory...!

- For you, sir - Thank you

- Don't run...don't run - Leave me...let me go

I'm gasping for breath

Come out I'll kill you

Why do you want to kill me?

You lured my sister 10 years ago with puffed-rice sweet balls and seduced her

Oh, that case!

You better marry her and undertake her

Is she Ambani's IT company for me to undertake her?

You are the father of her baby

Strangers on the road rag and humiliate that kid

They ridicule him saying 'born to a ball of puffed rice and jaggery!'

Then go and ask the puffed rice balls

Why are you hounding me?