Hello, Me! (안녕? 나야!)

Did you get back safely?

I bet it hasn't changed much.

How silly of me. I forgot to say hello, didn't I?

Hello…

me.

EPISODE 1

EMERGENCY CENTER

Come on. Hurry!

Who do we have?

A traffic accident.

-She's unconscious with shallow breaths. -Her vitals?

-Unstable -Let's hook her up.

People say that all kinds of thoughts

flash through your head at the brink of death.

In my case though,

only one thought came to mind.

Please…

Just please…

don't

let me wake up.

-Cardiac arrest. Perform CPR! -Performing CPR.

Defibrillator!

Hold on a second.

-What are you doing? -Charge 150 Joules.

No, don't.

-Please, don't do anything. -Clear.

You're probably busy enough, so don't bother to save me.

Please, I beg you!

My life couldn't possibly be any worse

and being born again is the only option I have left!

Charge 200 Joules.

My heart, don't you dare start pumping again.

Living as the 37-year-old Bahn Ha-ni…

She's back.

I'm better off dead at this point.

FREE SAMPLES

-Squid is good -Good

-Deliciously good -Good

- Nutritious as well - Nutritious as well

- It has ten legs, a perfect squid - It has ten legs, a perfect squid

Oh, everybody loves it

Squid, squid, squid

Squid, squid, squid

SQUID-GOOD

Squid, squid

- Squid is good -Squid is good.

Squid is good

- Squid is good - Squid is good

- Deliciously good - Deliciously good

- Nutritious as well - Nutritious as well

It has ten legs, a perfect squid

Oh, everybody loves it

Everyone!

I present you Squid-good, the latest snack from Joa Confectionery.

Please have a taste.

Yes, come over here.

You only get a taste, not two fistfuls.

If you want more,

ask your mom to buy you a packet of the snack

that the young lady is selling.

-Old lady. -What?

You're old, not young.

What do you think you're doing?

You must be his mother.

It's the newly released snack, and you can get

-for a buy-one-get-one-free deal-- -Are you out of your mind?

-Sorry? -What are you feeding my boy?

-It's Squid-good. -Squid?

My boy! Are you all right?

Someone, please call the paramedics.

My dear boy!

Ha-ni, you must be startled. Oh, dear.

I'm all right.

So how's the boy?

You have no idea.

The boy's been hospitalized but the mom's throwing a fit.

But why?

-This isn't our fault though. -Customer complaints have nothing

to do with us being at fault.

It's up to the customers to decide who's right and who's wrong.

When will I find everything?

What are you doing, sir?

I'm packing up my things since I may be reassigned.

The mom's adamant about suing the supermarket and Joa Confectionery.

She's suing?

Ha-ni, there's no need for you to worry.

I'll get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness

although I can't say that'll work.

-But sir… -Just a second.

Yes, honey.

You want our youngest to take piano lessons?

Of course not. Why? Because I'll be fired soon.

Our eldest should stop taking English classes too.

Are you kidding me?

Go ahead and drink that.

I told you that I'll be fired soon.

Globalization, my ass.

I'm hanging up! I should just divorce her, damn it.

So which hospital…

is the boy at?

Are you volunteering to go on my behalf?

Why not? I'll give you a ride.

You must be wondering if this is what made me want to die.

As if.

If that was the case, one out of two people with jobs would be dead.

Ms. Bahn Ha-ni?

Do I know you?

I'm Lee Man-jin from Gangnam Police Station.

You're under arrest for failing to comply with the summons.

But why? I didn't do anything wrong.

You can explain yourself at the station.

-You have the right to remain-- -Mister.

I mean, Detective.

Just a second.

I really didn't do anything wrong.

No, that's not what I said.

Unbelievable.

-Can you believe it? -Darn it.

What's with that squid?

She was accused of slander.

She was arrested for not answering a summon.

-I said it's not true. -Damn it.

-Come on! -This is all a misunderstanding!

-Just shut up! -Hold on.

-Let me go! -Who's this pervert?

-Stop it! -Get over here.

Get in there already.

-Just get in there. -But…

You've got it all wrong!

No, this isn't what you think.

It's not. It really isn't!

It's not. This isn't what you think!

Could there be a more humiliating first encounter?

Ms. Squid meets Mr. Pervert.

-So how is the horse doing today? -Absolutely great.

How about the winner gets a wish today?

What kind of crazy are you up to?

Win and you'll find out.

-Can you get Andrea ready? -Sure.

Are you still not ready? You put the bet in place.

Hold on, will you?

-I'm good. -Hey.

What?

Get over here.

Damn it.

Up until last month, you roamed overseas to get your fill of paragliding.

-Are you already fed up with it? -Dad.

What if I crash land in North Korea while paragliding?

I'll die.

So you've moved on to horseback riding?

Dad, do you know how it feels like to ride across the plains on Mimi's back?

It's as if the wind, myself, and Mimi…

have become one.

-You ridiculous brat. -What?

You're no Prince Charming.

Don't just yell at me. Do-yun was out there too.

He's earned his break, not like you!

That's hardly the case.

Just so you know, I have over 80 licenses.

This month, I became a certified horse trainer.

And? Have you earned any money with those licenses of yours?

I wouldn't nag if you're able to earn at least a million won a month.

A million won? Seriously?

That much I can earn in a week. You've got to be kidding me.

Is that so?

-Do-yun, let's make a bet. -Sure.

Would he be able to earn a million won in a week? Yes or no?

Uncle, I…

I bet that he can't--

Do-yun, are you kidding me? I'm disappointed.

Dad, I'm Han Yu-hyeon.

I end up doing whatever I put my mind to.

Fine.

Then I'll give you a week

for you to earn a million won.

Manage to do so and I won't interfere with what you do with your life anymore.

Are you sure?

A man shouldn't go back on his words, okay?

"Scuba diving, paragliding, origami art,

dancesport, pet care, natural dyeing,

teddy bear making…"

"Food carving"? What kind of a skill is that?

Something like this.

Did you work in nightclubs?

No, I learned all these as hobbies.

For fun?

You have a number of skills, but none of them are useful.

The list is long, so keep reading.

Here we go.

You can cook Korean, Chinese, Japanese, and Western cuisine

and are a certified barista.

Should I find you a job at a restaurant?

Actually, no. I'll only be working for a week,

so find me a job that pays a lot.

Sir, you remind me of an eraser.

-There's no end to the skin you shed. -What?

It's nothing. Now, please flip.

After all that you've said,

you've only earned 28,700 won.

You see, my plan was to earn 150,000 won a day