Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (ピーター・グリルと賢者の時間)

Senpai!

Why does your wee-wee look like it shriveled up and died–?!

Be quiet!

You’re going to wake Lucy and Gobuko!

It seems our worst nightmare has come to pass.

If Peter has a case of Wet Noodle Syndrome,

then we won’t be able to extract his superior DNA, will we...?

Any idea what could have caused it?

Well, if I had to guess...

I left that lyin’ sack of shit in a puddle of his own blood!

Then I pulled out his junk,

sliced it into pieces, and stuffed it down the bastard’s throat!

Fret not, Peter Grill.

You need only trust us Elves to protect you from harm!

Sei vi neh povas akiiri viah peniso soopren.

Akiir viah peniso soopren, mehm...

I’ve had more than enough of your shady magic already!

What?!

It repelled my Eternal Erection spell!

Could his wee-wee be immune to my sorcery...?

Bathroom...

Sorry to interrupt, but I have a suggestion.

A suggestion?

You see, Sir Tim is well versed on the subject of boners.

He mentioned that stress is one of the many reasons

why a man might be unable to get an erection.

So, if our goal is to relieve stress,

why don’t we go somewhere that specializes in relaxation?

But where?

Woah, this place sure is swanky!

Oh yes, it’s quite lovely!

I’m ready to kick back and have some fun!

Yeah!

Well, we’re already here...

I might as well forget my troubles and relax for a little while.

It’s a real shame Luvellia-senpai couldn’t come with us, though...

But Peter-kun...

I’m right here, aren’t I?

Senpai?!

I wish you would teach me.

How babies are made, I mean.

C’mere...

It felt like someone was watching me just now...

Luvellia-senpai...

Luvellia! Where have you gone?!

Luvellia!

Forgive me, Peter-kun. Luvellia!

Forgive me, Peter-kun.

Forgive me, Peter-kun. Luvellia!

Luvellia!

I’m a coward... Luvellia!

I’m a coward...

Luvellia!

You invited me to a spa resort... Luvellia!

You invited me to a spa resort...

Luvellia!

I lied and said I couldn’t go because I’m sick. Luvellia!

I lied and said I couldn’t go because I’m sick.

But the truth is, I couldn’t stand up to my father...

A hot spring?!

That SCOUNDREL invited you to a hot spring?!

Peter-kun and I don’t get to spend much time together.

Besides, we’re already engaged to be married.

There’s nothing inappropriate about us going out on a date!

No! Out of the question! I shan’t allow it, Luvellia!

Don’t leave me, I beg of you! Please don’t go, Luvellia!

Why can’t I be more like you, Peter-kun?

How do I develop an iron will like yours?

Whenever I think of you, my body starts to feel warm...

And I get this strange aching sensation in the pit of my stomach...

Wow, they’ve got a lot more facilities here than I expected...

Oh, this must be one of those Meshtel-style massages.

Guess I’ll check it out.

Hello?

Welcome in, sir!

What are you two doing back there?!

Jeez, don’t get your panties in a wad!

Come along, Peter Grill.

Please lie face up on the table.

To be honest, Mimi and I feel a teensy bit remorseful.

Demanding access to your cream filling day in and day out...

It occurred to me that we may have been asking too much.

Is that so?

So we figured,

“Let’s give Senpai one of our super-special oil massages!

That oughtta fix him right up!”