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Previously on Greek ...

I'm not interested in being anyone's warm body.

I'm gonna go tell Casey I'm an idiot and I want her back.

I'm done, Evan.

- Finally ready to move on. - What if I was less of a jealous idiot?

Then I think we could be friends.

Casey wants us to be friends.

And, I said I was on board, but, I don't think I am, at all.

I'll pay you $500 to stay away from Casey.

- Calvin Owens? - A dude sent you flowers.

Calvin, you like Michael, right?

Screwing up is what college is all about.

- Learning from your mistakes. - Time!

Had Cappie been allowed to extend his rare moment of lucidity,

you would've realized he was right.

- The restrictions have been lifted! - A toast to Evan Chambers!

You're really not making much sense, Rusty.

Oh, my God. This is weird to like and not like somebody at the same time.

Are you as turned on right now as I am?

- How about a movie? - We could watch a movie here.

You don't have a TV.

Right.

- We can go to dinner? - I had a late lunch.

- Let's take a walk? - I'm trying to cut back.

You know,

Emma won't be back for a couple of hours.

We don't have to go anywhere.

It's not about have to. I thought you might want...

Nope.

We got enough for some bread, peanut butter,

maybe a couple bags of Cheesaritos, and three cases of Sandusky.

That's all? We should raise our dues.

There might be change under the TV room couch

but Gonzo and his girlfriend slept there...

Say no more. We'll leave it for future generations.

Hey guys,

wait up!

Sorry I'm late.

Thought you weren't going to make it because your date.

My "date" took less time then I'd planned.

A lover's spat?

Well, that'd require talking.

'Cause all Tina and I do is,

- You know... - If you can't say it,

you really should not be doing it.

Sex.

Usually guys are a lot happier in these situations, Spittoon.

It's not that I don't like it, it's just...

... it's weird. I guess she's my girlfriend,

but I don't even know her middle name. Or her last name.

If you don't talk, is she technically a girlfriend?

What else would she be?

More like a friend with benefits?

No, no. No, "friends with bennies" talk.

The girl talks, usually complaining about other guys.

Which makes Rusty a booty call.

That's only if she calls him for late night drunk sex.

Gentlemen.

Gentlemen, Spitter is none of the above.

He is, instead, the embodiment of every man's dream.

You, my very lucky little friend,

are now officially a Fff...

What you fun...

Buddy.

Fun buddy.

Hey, make sure we got one more case of vodka.

You bet.

Loading up on wine coolers for your American Girl spring fashion party?

We're celebrating the end of Dean Bowman's restrictions,

and since

I was the one who made it possible,

we're throwing a six-way

tomorrow night. All the best houses on campus.

We seem to have lost your invitation.

All right, guys, load up.

You used my argument.

And it was my argument that got the restrictions lifted.

Right, unfortunately, that's too long-winded

to fit on the invitation you're not getting, so...

Well, you all know what this means!

We should rush a rich kid next year?

Two houses will enter the ring only one will survive.

Cap, it takes weeks of careful planning to create chaos.

- There's not enough time. - Not to mention money.

It doesn't matter.

A great party's not about money, it's about a vision.

It's about faith.

- How do you spell "brunette"? - "B-R-O-W-N."

Genius.

- My thumbs say thank you. - What are you doing?

Dating is a numbers game, so I'm making hot guy folders

in my address book before the Omega Chi party tomorrow night.

And since we no longer have to deal with 11:00 PM curfews or noise limits...

The time is ripe to meet a ton of hot guys,

get their phone numbers, and organize them, then pick a winner.

- Gimme your phone. - No, thanks.

My hot-guy targeting skills suck lately.

Jail bait Jonah,

- Shun-me Shane... - So, what? You're just gonna

spend the evening making small talk with your new "just-a-buddy" Evan?

No, I'm totally going after guys tomorrow tonight,

but I decided to let the universe work for me.

According to the book I'm reading,

that's The Secret to getting what you want.

You focus, send out positive energy...

- and the guys will come to you. - If you say so.

I'm sticking with the tried and true.

And I'm going to think about what would make me happy.

We ran out of hot water!

Greek 1x20 A Tale of Two Parties

You'll be happy to know that the water heater will be

fixed later this afternoon,

Which leads us to tonight's six-way at the Omega Chi house.

We still need two Sober Sisters to stay

in and make sure the rest of us get back home safely.

And Betsy,

I was kind of hoping that you'd volunteer considering how much "fun"

you've had at past events.

And Miss the first party without restrictions, are you kidding?

Just get some of the pledges to do it.

Are there any pledges not planning on going to the Omega Chi house?

We're not.

Really? That's so great.

- You and another sister... - We're going to the Kappa Tau party.

The Kappa Taus are having a party tonight?

They are,

they're the only ones who risked having parties with us when no one else would,

I think we Zetas Betas should go to their house as a sign of solidarity.

Well,

while we can all applaud the Kts for making a stand,

a sloppy drunken one to be sure,

we did officially accept the Omega Chi invitation, so...

Case, I'm a little confused.

That doesn't mean there's a rule that we all have to go, does it?

- I'll get it. - No,

of course not,

it's just that perhaps

we should schedule another function with the Kts.

- Like... putt-putt. - Putt-putt?

On!

Tuesday night, three weeks from now. Yay!

- Meeting adjourned. - It's your little brother.

Should I tell him you'll talk to him later?

No, now is perfect.

What's going on?

I'm having trouble with a girl.

Really. What's the problem?

Sex.

Come on, Casey, This is a bad idea.

And talking to your sister about sex isn't?

I'm desperate. I need the female point of view.

I'm a female.

If it gets too weird, you have my permission to leave.

Happy to help.

So, you're wondering if it's too soon to get intimate?

What? No.

Tina and I are way past that.

Wait...

you no longer like her?

Honestly, I don't really even know her.

Tina and I are fun buddies.

You're not here to brag, are you? That would just be weird.

What I am is just really confused.

What if I'm using her?

Do girls do stuff like this?

"It can be emotionally taxing to have uncommitted sex,

so once in a while, have a truthful talk with yourself."

Did you just make that up?

April 2005, Cosmopolitan Magazine, American Edition,

author Ian Kerner, noted sexologist.

I've read every issue from cover to cover since I was nine.

That's impressive.

So,

do you both want the same thing?

Well,

Tina seems to really want this, and,

- the sex is great. - No bragging, remember?

But...

something's missing.

It was different with Jen.

Girls can enjoy this kind of a relationship just as much as guys.

But the real question isn't just what Tina wants.

It's what you want, too.

Maybe it's just me,

but, selling blood for beer doesn't seem like a good idea.

- Are you kidding, we have three kegs. - And low blood sugar.

Which only means we'll get drunk faster. I think of that as a "win-win."

It's not going to make any difference anyway, I mean,

three kegs, it's not gonna get us past the pre-party.

Which is why we scheduled entertainment.

Beaver, how's the Jell-O wrestling coming?

One of the Jell-O wrestlers turned out to be allergic to gelatin,

which means we're left with 87 boxes

of strawberry powder and 18 cans of mandarin oranges.

There's always the other wrestler.

Two is art, one is just weird.

It's not too late to call this off, Cap.

Never.

Ben Bennett,

I'm putting ou in charge of the Jell-O shots.