King & Maxwell

He's not gonna be happy.

He's never happy.

Two weeks we've been working for this guy --

You ever seen him happy? Never seen him happy.

Not even a hint of happy.

Maybe he'll surprise us.

Maybe he'll greet us with a big cheery smile,

Thank us for finding it.

Maybe he'll even give us a bonus.

I don't think so, Sean.

No.

No! No!

No!!

No. Not happy. Unh-unh.

Told you we'd find it.

I paid you to find my car and my wife.

Tell me you found her. Hmm? Tell me my wife is in your car.

Where is she?

Uzbekistan. Tajikistan.

One of the -istan countries...

Eastern Europe.

... Living with a pig farmer.

Exporter. Pork.

You're telling me that my wife

Has run off with a pig farmer?

Pork exporter.

I want her back.

Tell him why that could be difficult...

Michelle?

Because the... Pig industry...

Pork.

... Is... Run by the... Russian mafia.

You don't want to take a tour of the Russian abattoirs

Looking for your wife, do you?

I'm sure they'd make you welcome.

Screw her. She gets nothing.

Where are the keys, hmm?

Well, they're probably still in the car.

Listen, about our expenses --

Yeah, I paid you guys half in advance.

It seems to me you've only done half the job.

So, why don't we call this even, hmm?

Well -- kiss my ass.

What are you guys waiting for?! Go get it!

Fetch!

Some jobs, you don't do for the money.

One job for the money occasionally would be good.

We covered our costs.

Almost.

The hell am I paying you guys for?!

Do I have to do everything myself?!

A good outcome is its own reward.

You can come out now, Kelly.

You think he believed you?

Probably not.

But he's not gonna come looking.

He's given up the chase.

He'll find somebody else to hang off his arm.

Thank you for believing me.

I would never have got away from him without your help.

You're welcome.

So... You think he'll get his car out?

Yeah.

He'll get it out.

Eventually.

That's what I love about being a private investigator --

You never know how things are gonna turn out.

We're paid to track down a runaway wife.

We end up helping her get away.

We need a better class of clientele.

Oh, then we're gonna have to leave Washington.

Hey.

Door's open.

Alarm's off.

I locked it.

I did.

Hold it right there.

Where do you keep your pencils?

Edgar.

I pre-- I prefer pencils.

Careful where you point that.

Edgar, how did you get in here?

You need a new security system and -- and pencils.

Good to see you, Edgar.

How you been?

I came to do the books.

You forgot.

You made the job offer.

I thought he'd call first, not break in.

We can't turn him away --

Not after what he's been through.

How'd you like to be thrown in prison,

Accused of being a serial killer?

And never would've solved

The Ted Bergin murder without Edgar.

Sean, we can't afford paid help.

Well, you should've thought of that before you hired him.

I didn't hire him, I just...

Offered him a job.

Well, you're gonna have to tell Edgar we can't afford him.

Should we tell him now, before he gets settled in?

No, I think you should tell him at the end of the day.

For now, let him look at our taxes.

Maybe he'll save us a few bucks.

Michelle Maxwell.

Stewart. Hi.

No, I haven't heard.

It's really good to see you, Edgar.

I used to have a shirt like that.

The -- the one you have on the outside?

Here's, uh, some paperwork.

It's, um...

It's from our last case.

Not a friendly desk.

Huh?

Charlie Fisher's been shot.

Who?

Secret Service.

I never knew him.

He joined after you left. We trained together.

Line of duty?

Security detail. Non-life-threatening.

Someone took a shot at a visiting politician.

... Nikoloz Arziani, the leader

Of the newly formed nationalist party of Georgia...

Nikoloz Arziani?

... Fall of the soviet union in 1991.

You know this guy.

... Late last week, on what one Eastern European commentator

Describes as...

Soup.

What?

I-I have soup for lunch on Monday.

Uh... That's great, Edgar.

T-there's a great diner just around the corner, on 3rd.

And it's -- it's my treat as soon as I'm back.

Want to tell me where we're going?

Crime scene.

You do remember we're not in the Secret Service, right?

Old habits.

Why didn't you want me to come with you?

I never said I didn't want you to come with me.

No, you just accelerated really fast

When I was trying to get in the car.

Tell me about this Arziani guy.

Rising star in Georgian politics.

Four years ago, he visited D.C.,

And I was head of his Secret Service protection detail.

Someone almost killed him then, too.

Who?

Me.

I think we're being followed.

Silver impala, three back.

Yeah, tail's wagging.

You always reverse into oncoming traffic?

Only if I'm being followed, Agent Rigby.

Agent Carter.

You want to tell us why we're being followed

By the FBI?

We're not following you.

We're following her.

You're free to go. And you're not.

We need to ask you some questions.

What the hell's this about, Rigby? Questions about what?

The attempted assassination of Nikoloz Arziani.

You're not really her lawyer.

She just retained me.

And I really am a lawyer.

Expensive?

Very. Cheap.

Go ahead. Ask your questions.

Where were you at 9:15 this morning?

With me. With him.

Are we done?

You're aware that someone fired a shot

At a visiting foreign politician -- Nikoloz Arziani?

Yes. How's Charlie Fisher?

Agent Fisher will be fine.

You don't like Mr. Arziani.

Not much.

You filed a complaint against him four years ago

When you were working with the Secret Service.

Yes.

I was on duty at his hotel.

I caught his security adviser, a man named Vargo Gruzinsky,

Smuggling a girl out of Arziani's room

In the middle of the night.

She was 14 years old, and she'd been drugged.

I confronted him.

Things got ugly. I drew my weapon.

It's all there in the report.

What action was taken against Mr. Arziani?

None.

Why?

The girl was intimidated.

The girl didn't press charges.

You confronted Mr. Arziani and threatened him.

I wasn't threatening him.

I was warning him.

And as a result,