Five Missions (Emily's 5 Things / Ai Mi Li De Wu Jian Shi / 艾蜜麗的五件事)

Throw it over here.

Teacher.

I'm turning in my exam.

Isn't this too fast?

Too easy.

Dou Ru.

Why is your leg crippled?

I sprained it while playing basketball. It's very painful.

Really?

Put ice on it when you go back. Or else, it will swell a lot.

Thank you, Teacher.

~ Emily's 5 Things ~

It's been so long. It's been so long since anything good happened in my life.

Why does everyone else have it? Where are my good things?

That was just a dream.

My head hurts.

Ai Weili.

Ai Weili!

Ai Weili, your phone!

I'm taking a dump.

You're not taking a dump but playing with your phone!

It's so noisy.

Ai Weili!

Hurry and come out! I'm going to be late! Hurry!

Use the one in your room.

Mine is broken, dummy.

Okay, okay. Stop rushing me. I'm flushing the toilet now.

Hurry up!

Hurry up.

It's so smelly!

It's the best way for you to wake up!

- Ai Weili. - Yes?

Have you seen my purse?

- Purse. - Thank you.

Where are you going?

Work.

It's Sunday.

Sunday?

Sunday.

Today's Sunday?

Otherwise, you can go to work if you want.

Aiyo, and you didn't tell me earlier.

I didn't know you were rushing to get to work.

Why didn't you ask earlier?

It was you who have gotten so drunk.

Right. Yesterday was our high school friends get-together.

Thankfully, Brother Dou brought you home.

I don't get it.

What did he do in his past life, that he's so good to you in this one?

It must be that I owed him a lot in my past, past life.

Wait. I remember there's something important on the day after our high school reunion.

Let me check my schedule.

What? Where's my phone?

Could it be you didn't bring it home?

No, I remember I still answered Laizi's phone call yesterday.

Oh, right! It's Laizi! Oh, my!

Let me pass.

What are you doing?

- Doufuru, why are you here? - Where are you going?

- Take me to Laizi's. Please. - Hey, hey!

No. I'm here to return your phone.

And not to be your chauffeur.

Good thing it's with you.

There's no more battery.

- Take me. - I'm busy.

Don't be so petty. Let's go.

Don't call me petty. Don't come near me.

- It's not on the way. No. Get lost. - You're just going to turn a few more blocks.

A few more...

Dummy.

When we exit the alley,

I want to go to the breakfast shop on the right.

I'll just charge my phone.

I feel like throwing up.

Go keep drinking then. Get drunk and then lose memories and black out.

What memory loss? My mind is clear. I remember everything.

Really? Then tell me what happened yesterday.

Weren't you...

Weren't you having fun with Big Head and the others, and didn't have time for me?

That's right.

Hi. Hello.

Hello. Eat some peanuts.

Wow, how magical.

That's right. It's even pepper-flavored.

Not bad.

It smells so nice.

I think so, too. Here, it's for you.

What are you up to these days?

Not bad.

I do that columbary thing.

- Columbary? - You don't look like one.

Where have you been this half year?

That's so unique.

Eat it and see if there's any difference.

Is it good?

Eat more.

Is it good?

- Is it too salty? - No.

I'll give you some more.

Hey! Ting Ting.

Please take care of your husband's stomach, okay?

He has almost eaten all of the peanuts in this table. We're not people, is that it?

And Xuan Xuan. You.

What's wrong with your hand that you can't feed yourself?

And Yu Yu, please have some morals okay?

How come you brought your whole family in a class reunion?

I'll be back later.

This table. You, leave.

You sell insurance, right?

Luxury car?

Columbary?

Showing off your wealth?

Why do you buy so many houses?

When you die, won't you all just be living in his place?

With such a good class reunion, why can't you be like their table,

just having a good meal and drinks, reminiscing about the past?

Classmate Xiao Ai.

Does your silence mean you want them all?

You can eat.

Ting Ting, your husband is so good to you.

Yes and today, just to spend time with me,

he even refused an invitation of a big shot member of the parliament.

Really?

Next time, tell your boyfriend to come, too.

He's busy. He won't come.

Really? But I think that coming to his girlfriend's party is important, too.

Just like how his family has a jewelry store.

They are so busy, yet he still came to be with me. Right, Honey?

It looks like my husband has the most free time.

Even though he doesn't work, his parents' money will all eventually belong to us.

That's great.

They just had to turn a good class reunion into some bragging competition.

As if the winner will become prettier and the loser's breast will decrease in size.

Then you really lost badly.

- That's so sad. - What did you say?

They really changed a lot.

You have, too. If it were you from before,

you won't have put on an act. You would have directly complained.

I just became more tactful and more respectful.

I did remember everything, right?

You don't remember sh**.

Of course, you know what happened before we started drinking. What about after?

- What happened after the drinking started? - See.

You only remembered bits and pieces.

Didn't you conveniently forget to mention someone?

Who?

Ziying is here!

Wu Ziying!

It's been so long.

Why didn't you attend the previous class reunions?

Hey, don't grumble. She's a very famous, busy anchorwoman now.

There's no such thing. Did you all wait long?

Yes, we've been waiting for you.

What is it? Do you need to poop?

No.

You want to escape like me?

Who wants to escape like you?

Dou Ru. It's been a long time.

Yes. Very long.

- Hi, Ziying. - It's been a long time.

- Yes, it has. - Hey! The restaurant owner is asking

when will they serve the food...

Hi.

I'll go tell the owner to start serving the food.

My husband is very good to me and is very tolerant.

But actually, marriage is like riding a roller coaster.

Do you want to use your eyes to really see what is happening?

Or close them and be at peace?

It's your choice.

How much did you drink? You threw up so much.

You stink, Ai Mili.

Ziying. No, no.

Ziying.

Ziying, you're so beautiful in and out.

- It's only 5 p.m. and you're drunk like this? - I'm not drunk.

I'll take her home.

Are you her brother or dad? If she wants to drink, let her drink.

- Right. - Right.

Hence, let us not go home until we're completely drunk.

Okay. Cheers.

That's enough.

You drunk such a big gulp. You're a warrior among the women.

Hey, do you work at a hotel?