The WONDERfools (원더풀스)

THE WONDERFOOLS

THE HOLY BIBLE

Are you managing all right in here?

I've been having a good time, thanks to you.

I heard you carry the Bible with you everywhere.

So, have you been saved by the Lord?

All religions, at their core, are simply deceptions

created to ease humanity's anxiety.

They use words of fiction and hypocrisy

to sugarcoat and glorify death.

It's all lies. A load of propaganda.

Ah.

But…

I'm the real deal.

That child was truly my creation.

The child?

Where are they now?

I'm sorry. I don't understand you.

You continue to claim the Child of Eternity is out there.

I want you to prove it.

This is the last chance

that I will grant you to get yourself out of here.

Now, faith

is confidence in what we hope for

and assurance in what we do not see.

"All believers with true faith in the Lord shall be saved."

…from what I remember,

the Child of Eternity was definitely a boy.

I can't die.

to find out the truth.

Where is she? I don't see her. Do you?

Where the hell did she go?

My God.

Oh!

Chae.

EPISODE 3 BRUTES AND BAD LUCK DO COME IN DROVES

You're sure. You double-checked the number?

Do you know him?

He's the kid Pal-ho used to hate. Don't you remember?

When he got his ability, Father barely paid attention to Pal-ho anymore.

Just shut up.

But this is a bit too much to be a coincidence.

Why'd he come back to Haeseong-si? Didn't ask him, did ya?

He was throwing a variant in the air.

It seemed like he was looking for something.

What do you think?

- Could Father maybe be-- - Nah, no way.

Would Father have called in others without telling us about it?

Would he?

Do you know what's going on?

All right. I'll look into it.

- For now, you two keep your mouths shut. - What are you talking about?

Father, it seems another variant has appeared.

Then what are you doing here? Go collect it.

Yes. Of course.

Ah, there's more to this.

Ah, you're awake.

You pass out, and it really looks like you're sleeping.

What… is that?

What happened?

Uh, I swear I didn't throw it that hard.

I have no idea how a plain old soda can goes through a wall.

What am I doing here?

Mr. Son said you passed out in the abandoned greenhouse earlier.

He brought you here.

Ro-bin, you know, uh…

Mm?

It wasn't time travel.

Or a near-death experience.

Oh, it obviously wasn't. How would that even work?

I think I teleported.

I finished all those deliveries we needed to do today,

so you don't need to be mad anymore.

What's the point of buying a 70th birthday wreath

if it's only gonna be delivered after

the party's over?

It could give her strength to reach her 80th.

I'm trying to stay calm right now

because I don't relish the idea of raising Cheong without a father,

but there is a limit.

Honey. Look, I was hoping to get a lot of work done this morning,

but my friend's father suddenly passed away and…

Ha! Oh, nice try.

Everyone knows you don't have any friends.

It's funny how many of your imaginary friends' fathers

seem to keep conveniently passing away!

That's because a lot of them are children of divorce and their mothers remarried,

so they have two dads.

Let's go.

Go ahead. I'll finish wiping all this down first.

Oh, damn it!

Oh, come on!

Oh! Goddammit!

Gah! Come on!

I'll be done soon. I'm just finishing up.

a variant has appeared.

I need to know what's going on.

Please get back to me.

DELETE

Be honest. Something's up with you, isn't it?

I don't know what you mean.

Did you see the damage Ro-bin did to the wall with that can?

And how I just disappear randomly?

I can't explain it!

I just go zoom-zoom from place to place in the blink of an eye.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but you can't barge into my store

and expect me to listen to this made-up story! God!

I… I have to finish wiping this down now.

Come on! I'm telling you. Here, look at this.

Earlier, I almost got shot in the ocean. Look! A bullet hole.

So I'll ask you again. Have you felt anything strange at all?!

I'm so normal I should be studied in a lab where they specialize in normalcy.

Now go away. For the last time, I don't wanna be around you guys,

because we are so fundamentally different. You got that?

What the hell?

Huh? Are you stuck?

You are totally stuck, aren't you?

- Whoa! Stop! - Oh!

Did you turn into a sticky note?

That's insane!

I think all of us got messed up. Oh!

Was there a toxic spill in our neighborhood?

Or did someone put a curse on us?

Most people would call these

our superpowers.

Enough!

Let's just call this what it is. A curse!

-The phenol. It was the phenol! -Phenol?

We've been cursed by the Industrial Revolution!

None of this is good at all!

Quiet! You know it's true.

-There's no other explanation for it. -Ha! This is insane.

I…

I knew something was wrong when I saw that stupid bird's eyes blinking sideways.

Stop that!

You two can't let anyone find out about this.

You've gotta keep it under wraps until the day you die.

Why?

Do you think someone might wanna kidnap us to run experiments?

I'd prefer that!

Everyone already considers me a nightmare for being associated with the two of you.

If word gets out that I'm some sort of creepy human adhesive,

it's gonna get much worse!

My daughter, Cheong,

and my poor wife…

…they're not gonna suffer because of this.

You'll see! I'm gonna make it right.

I will keep my family safe. Is that clear?

I'm sorry. Is anyone here against you keeping your family safe, Mr. Son?

Let's keep it that way!

Just make sure you two keep your damn mouths shut

and hopefully none of this craziness ever gets out!

Huh.

What did you see that scared you?

Nothing! I don't know what you're saying.

I know you're scared right now, Mr. Son.

Why? It's okay. You can tell me what it was. Tell me what you saw.

Come on! Tell us!

Hold on. Just a minute.

If you don't spill right now, we're gonna tell everyone

that everyone's favorite nightmare has turned into a giant sticky note!

Get off!

What's wrong with you?

You almost died.

Or do you really not remember that Oddball almost killed you?

Whoa. Looks like we got real dark clouds rolling in.

It's such a cliché,

but in movies, something terrible always happens in moments like this.

Oh!

Ma'am, you need to take a number and wait for…

So, what can I help you with?

You really want me to say

the reason I came in?

Please go for it.

What happened in that greenhouse? Do you want me to continue?

I thought about calling the police.

But I thought I'd give you the courtesy of hearing you out.

I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about.

Oh. So maybe I should be more clear, then?

How do you explain what you threw?

What was that?

Su…

per… pow--

I don't think that's something that I can help you with.

Next person!

Next person.

Should we be helping him out with her at all?

I think train wreck may be a little too much for the newbie.

It'll make him stronger.

If he can overcome this woman, Un-jeong will be a civil complaints master.

Mr. Yang! We're supposed to install those partitions in the main hall, right?

Uh, yeah, but not till this afternoon.

What about cleaning that dog poop at the park?

Don't worry. Lee Sang-min and his team are on it.

Aren't we running a street cleaning campaign?

That's only on Friday. First, you have to put a team together.

Cleaning an area that size by yourself would be too much for anyone.

Hey! Over here!

Feels like you're ignoring your civic duty, sir! Hm?

Oh, Mr. Yang, I just remembered, we got that complaint from Haedeul-ri.