Handsome Siblings (绝代双骄)

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

EPISODE 6

HAIYAN INN

Xiaoyu'er, where are my shoes?

Weren't you sleeping?

Were you pretending all this while?

Answer me first. Where are my shoes?

Your worn-out shoes?

They were all worn out, so I threw them away.

What? You threw them away?

Even beggars will find those shoes of yours dirty.

Don't be too grateful to me.

Look.

I got you a new pair of shoes.

They are ten times nicer than your old ones.

-What do you think? -Tell me where you threw them.

Take me to them quickly.

You jerk. Do you know what I've hidden in my shoes?

-What did you hide in them? -It's that thing!

I nearly died a few times because of it.

Now you've thrown it away.

I thought that thing was no longer on you?

I lied to you.

Why did you lie to me?

We're doomed now.

I threw them at some random place.

I can't recall where I threw them.

I'm doomed.

I'm really doomed this time.

All right.

Isn't it just a piece of paper? What's the fuss?

Don't get too anxious.

It'll be bad if you fall sick.

Hold on.

How did you know it was a piece of paper?

Is it really a piece of paper?

I've taken it out of the shoes.

But that paper was crumpled.

And it...

It stunk.

It smelled like salted fish.

You jerk.

Did you do that on purpose?

You're scaring me on purpose.

You lied to me first.

I've guessed that you had hidden it in your shoes.

So much for that trick.

You sure are smart.

You're the smart one.

I can't keep anything from you.

But do you know you nearly scared me to death?

Don't I still have that map?

Aren't you worried?

Now that you have the map,

what's there for me to worry about?

Aren't you worried that

I won't give it back to you?

I'm not.

-Fine, I won't give it back to you. -Sure, I'll give it to you.

But weren't you willing to die for the map back then?

It's because you're different.

When girls smile tenderly,

it means they are clinging on to you.

If I'm pestered by love,

how can I make a living in the martial arts world?

But don't you worry, Cabbage.

Others might fall for such a trick, but I won't.

Once she recovers, we'll leave right away.

Hey.

We've been running around all day because of that girl.

I'm tired and hungry.

Why don't we get something to eat and drink first?

We can't.

If Little Fairy catches us here, she'll have us killed.

Little Fairy?

Gentlemen, are you eating here or staying for the night?

Sir, how many rooms do you have?

Show me around. I'm going to search every room.

This way, please.

Cabbage, you're too easy to spot.

If Little Fairy gets here, she will surely recognize you.

What's wrong?

A group of men showed up.

They are searching every room.

Who do you think sent them?

Little Fairy?

Have you found him yet?

Not yet.

We're still searching.

Search carefully.

If you don't catch that brat,

you'll lose your heads.

-Yes. -Yes.

Go.

Where are we going?

-We'll escape through the window. -That won't work.

If we escape through the window, they will know we were here.

Judging by Little Fairy's qinggong, we won't be able to get away.

What do you think we should do?

I have an idea.

Let's leave quickly.

What is it, young lady?

My wife seems to have eaten something wrong unknowingly.

Suddenly, she fell ill.

If I don't take her to see a physician soon,

I'm afraid that she will die.

HAIYAN INN

Slowly.

HAIYAN INN

Here.

Can you walk faster, please?

We can't walk too fast.

That girl

is very suspicious.

She'll surely catch up to us.

Did you know you could have lost your head if she had hacked you with that blade?

I could tell she was just testing me.

If she really wanted to kill me,

why would she use someone else's blade?

I'm very curious.

Don't you ever feel scared?

I'll be honest with you.

Actually, I'm very scared.

In this world,

I'm afraid only lunatics and fools know no fear.

Right now, you look like a crazy old man.

A crazy old man?

That's perfect. A crazy old man matches a crazy old woman.

Xiaoyu'er.

You're done changing?

You haven't told me what your last name is.

It's Jiang. My full name is Jiang Xiaoyu.

Well, Mr. Jiang. Where do we go next?

You can go anywhere you want.

But you haven't fully recovered.

Where can you go?

You know, it's really strange.

I broke out in a cold sweat just now,

but I already feel so much better.

I have strength now. Look.

You've recovered?

All right.

I need to go anyway.

What did you say?

I looked after you because you were sick.

Now that you have recovered,

of course, we will part ways.

Are you serious?

Of course.

You gave me the treasure map and I saved your life.

So now we're even.

We don't owe each other.

Don't you have a conscience?

Or have you lost it?

You're right.

I have everything but conscience--

Good job.

Now, I don't owe you anything.

My life will be ruined

if I let a woman control it.

You're not human.

See you then.

Whether I'm human or not,

at least I'm not a fool

who can be moved by a girl's tears.

That's right.

You're not a fool.

You're very smart.

But it's a shame that you're too smart.

Hey, how did you manage to catch up so quickly?

I bet you saw through my trick.

When I made that move with the blade,

even the deaf could hear the sound of the wind.

If you really were an old man,

you would have been terrified and fallen on the ground.

How could you go on walking as if nothing happened?

You're indeed a smart person.

You're beyond my expectations.

Did you just know that? Well, it's too late.

But don't get carried away.

I still managed to fool you for some time.

If it wasn't because of this burden,

I would have long been gone.

You think you can catch up to me?

Since you're so smart,

you should be able to escape with a plan right now.

If you can't,

then your brain is useless.

I might as well just chop it.

Why should I escape?

Do you think I can't defeat you?

I just couldn't be bothered to fight you.

As they say, true gentlemen do not fight women.

Jiang Xiaoyu!

Hold it!

What is it?

You can't take the blow?

-Let's talk. -Talk?

Talk to my whip then.

You've been poisoned.