Chuck

Hi. I'm Chuck. Here's a few things you might need to know.

I programmed it to remove

the Intersect from Chuck's head.

It's over, Chuck. The Intersect is out.

You're a spy, Chuck?

Yeah, more or less, yeah.

Awesome!

Don't you have a dream, Morgan?

I'd like to be a Benihana chef.

Morgan out. - You're free, Morgan!

Chuck, where have you been?

I was getting your wedding present.

Dad...

Where're you headed?

Burbank.

Got a wedding to go to.

Hmm, thank you for joining us.

Emmett, I've waited a long time for this day.

Thought of so many ways I could say it out loud

and how it'd finally feel to get it off of my chest.

Let me stop you, Chuck.

I am incredibly flattered.

But I am a

flaming heterosexual.

What?

What?

No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm out of here.

I'm, I'm done.

Well, leaving is not the answer.

I am just touched that you are taking it so hard.

Emmett, you don't understand!

I quit!

No more Buy More.

No more you.

You can take your flag and your job

and shove it.

Ditto.

Just what do you think

you're gonna do for the rest of your life?!

Anything I want.

Chuck,

what are your plans for the future?

Well, I was gonna get a good champagne buzz

going on at my sister's wedding

followed by a nice extra-long

slow dance with my date.

Vocationally speaking?

Oh, that, no, nothing, nothing lined up just yet.

How would you feel about working on the new Intersect project?

Your government has been rebuilding its own Intersect.

You've shown real promise.

We'd like you to be an analyst.

Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski.

Uh, well, then

I think my country might have the wrong number,

'cause I'm just

Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.

Very well.

I guess that concludes Project Bartowski.

Colonel Casey, please issue

Mr. Bartowski his final papers

before you and your Special Forces team

ship out to Waziristan.

Agent Walker,

I'll need you for just a moment more.

What exactly is this?

It's your pay packet, numbnuts.

Hi-yo! Whoa!

Yeah, you know, if you were a true patriot,

you wouldn't even cash it.

Casey?

Hmm?

Thank you for saving my life

at least once a week. Hmm.

See?

Guys can hug.

Not if they don't have their man parts.

That's a good point.

You've done good work here.

Thank you.

It's in case of emergencies.

My personal number, but, uh,

your fingers better be on fire when you're dialing.

Agent Walker,

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know

you're in charge of the new Intersect project,

working in tandem with Agent Larkin.

And this time, the Intersect

goes in my head. - Bryce?

Now that we've got the Cube,

it's ready for upload.

You leave for Zurich together

at 0800.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Walker and Larkin...

together again.

Finally, you can get out of here.

# Na-na na-na na-na #

# Na-na na-na na-na #

# Na-na na-na na-na #

# Na-na na-na na-na #

# Na-na na-na na-na #

# Na-na na-na na-na #

Hey. - Hey.

Everything is going to be perfect.

I even had your Toyota washed for you, man.

Oh, perfect, thanks, bro.

Oh, uh, I'll be right back. - Okay.

Just a second.

Hi, can I talk to my sister?

It will only take a second. - Oh, no, Chuck.

It's bad luck to see the bride...

It's fine, I don't believe in that stuff.

All right, just get in, get in.

Get in, get in!

Hi.

What?

Look at you.

Ellie, your dreams are coming true.

If it were up to me,

I would have a small ceremony on a beach.

Sand between my toes, people I love.

But we all make sacrifices for family, right?

One, two, three...

Where the hell is my blonde?

Anyway, uh...

I don't know exactly yet

what I'm going to get you for your wedding present.

But I'll start with this:

I quit the Buy More today.

What?!

The Buy More is no more.

Oh, Chuck, that is... that is incredible.

What are you going to do with your future?

I don't know.

Oh, there she is!

I made my dreams come true, Chuck.

What are you gonna do about yours?

Sarah, can we talk for a moment?

Look, I wanted to tell... - Oh, uh...

Ellie wanted me to make sure that you have the rings.

Yeah, right.

You look like a real spy.

You look like a real bridesmaid.

Sarah, I... - Wait, uh...

There's something that I have to tell you.

I can't wait.

I can't wait, I can't wait any longer.

Okay, everyone keeps asking me

what I'm going to do with my future,

and the truth is, I don't have a clue.

All I do know is that I want you to be in it.

Please, I really have to tell you.

No.

No guns, no lies,

just us.

Just like I've always wanted it.

I've recently come into a little bit of money.

So, any place you want to go,

any place at all as long as it's sunny,

with little umbrella drinks.

What I'm getting at here is...

Sarah Walker, will you do me the honor

of taking a vacation with me?

Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning.

The details are classified

but I'm working on the new Intersect project

with Bryce.

Bryce.

I-I'm so sorry.

I wanted to wait until after the ceremony to tell you.

Thank you for coming to the wedding.

Good for the cover.

Today's a day we'll remember forever, son.

Oh, my God!

I believe we've met before.

Ted Roark.

No, I'm Ted Roark.

You're the CIA agent who's in deep trouble.

By the way,

congratulations on your sister's happy day.

Her gown is gorgeous.

Full bodice, love the beading.

What the hell do you want?

Ooh, there's no need to curse.

You know damn well what I want.

I...

I want the Intersect Cube.

I-I can't, I can't, I can't give you that.

Oh, you'll find a way, I'm sure.

Oh, sorry, I forgot the threat part.

If you don't deliver that Cube within a half hour,

40 minutes tops with traffic,

I'm going to kill the bride.

Nice.

Hey, Chuck.

Sorry, can I talk to you real quick?

I'm just feeling a little nervous.

Buddy, I'm so sorry, I can't talk right now.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.