Physical

This is happening, Del Mar!

Who's with me?

I can't hear you.

Who's with me?

Stop thinking about him. You've got work to do.

Starting with our warm-up.

Nice and easy.

Stretch. Pull.

I said, stop thinking about him. Get your head in the game.

Time to get out of that head and get in that body.

You got it.

Take it up.

Who are you kidding? You're not gonna stop. You're obsessed.

- Jesus! What the... - You went past the X.

No, I did not. That's right here.

I didn't get past it.

Shit.

Well, okay. That's on us.

So, we good?

I don't think we're good because we didn't figure out how this...

How's that corn dog?

It's actually just fried cheese on a stick, and it's terrible.

Don't really care. Just being nice.

I thought your dad was coming today?

He said he might try to stop by later.

He thinks you're the B-team. An afterthought.

Did I sound okay out here? Could you hear my voice over the music?

We've got a chance to pull a big crowd today,

but not if they can't hear my voice over the music.

I hope that doesn't happen. That would suck.

Yeah.

So, we need to make sure that doesn't happen.

Are you with me?

You think he cares? No one cares unless you make them.

Kev. Kev!

You may not give a shit about today, but I do.

This is my chance to actually level up and sell this thing

to more than two fucking women at the grocery store at a time.

- So let's lose the corn dog… - Oh.

…and use the fucking sound check to check the fucking sound.

That's what I'm talking about. Now throw the puppy a bone.

Why don't we both show Dad what we can do?

Yes, sir.

Gimme a blue! I want the blue!

He won't give me the blue.

Buddy. Buddy, buddy, buddy.

Hey. Hey, look at me.

You want the truth? Nobody likes to share.

But everybody has to share if we expect to live in a just and fair society.

- Does that make sense to you? - No, it does not.

This is how we're gonna solve this. Watch.

Now there's two blues. Yeah?

You guys have fun today, okay?

And be nice to Uncle Danny. He's doing his best.

Wait, wait, wait.

What are you doing? You're not staying?

No, I told Sheila I was gonna go to see her big performance at the fair.

I don't wanna let her down. Is that a problem?

No, no, no, it's not. I just...

When you had said parent committee,

I think what I figured was there'd be a lot more, you know, parents.

That's really funny. Yeah, no.

Some meetings are more meeting-y and some are, like, playdate-y.

Hey. Okay, how about you and Wanda can discuss ideas

for the big fundraiser coming up?

- Yep. - Yeah?

You can brainstorm some themes.

Big picture stuff, right? That's your thing. You like that.

And then, I don't know, write them down on some boards or something.

Okay? You're gonna be great. I'm proud of you.

Bye!

- Great pancakes, Mom. - Thanks, dear.

I wish I had an appetite like that. I wish I had any appetite.

Dr. Varsho wants me to gain more weight.

That's a new one.

What's that?

You have a lot on your mind. I know.

Wish I could come today to the groundbreaking.

You know, if I didn't have to be off my feet now.

It's just a photo op to make the investors happy. I wouldn't want you to bother.

Well, you know I would if the doctor okayed it.

Of course.

So, kids at school are saying there's gonna be some protest.

Apparently, all the surf kids are all pissed off about it.

I walk through the smoking section every day on my way to woodshop, so I hear the…

What?

Zeke. Language.

Sorry.

Well, I-I mean, actually, it's just "pissed."

That's really not that bad, right?

If you wanna use bathroom words, you can go straight to the bathroom!

Now.

You've got this. You're in the groove now.

Pump it to the left. Two, three, four.

Take it back. Two, three, four. Pick it up.

Two more.

- Babe. - To the left.

Babe. Babe!

What?

Check it out. Fixed it. It's ready to roll.

The light's all mid-morning angular right now. It should be perfect.

- You don't look ready to roll. - Stay with me!

You think she's better than me?

I mean, you obviously think she's prettier.

No way. She's just different.

That means better.

No, it means different.

Is it 'cause she's skinnier?

Is it her hair? I mean... 'Cause that shit is perfect.

I think she got a wig.

I think she got her teeth bleached or maybe capped.

They look like Chiclets and not even real!

Hey!

Sorry, babe. It just doesn't seem healthy.

Neither are bong loads.

Look, babe.

I mean, I know everything didn't, like, turn out as we expected, but...

Okay, if you say everything happens for a reason, I will slice open your nut sack.

I'm not gonna say that anymore.

But, babe, If I may?

Aerobics was then. RollerBod is now.

You know, like, we got a great new idea for a fitness tape, and it's all ours.

You know? It's got legs.

No, it's got wheels. Oh, my God.

Is that a good catchphrase, or is that the best catchphrase?

How are people gonna do RollerBod at home?

Are they gonna roller-skate in front of their VCRs?

No.

I mean... Wait.

I mean, I don't know.

Maybe we didn't, like, 100% work out the details.

But babe, I just need you to know, like, I would do anything for you.

Like, I would lay down my life.

And what would that get us?

I mean, it's gotta be worth something, right?

Like, how do you not get that?

You're the one who doesn't get it.

Will you stop thinking of him, you horny old ho?

You've got a show to do. Clean it up.

- Hello, gorgeous! - Hi.

I just dropped the kids off with Danny.

He's completely overwhelmed.

Uh-huh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

No, you're not.

Okay. What do you think?

Cute.

What? What?

You can explain this.

I think… You know, I think Maya kicked me.

No.

That's a handprint.

No, that's a man-sized handprint, Sheila.

- Sheila? - Yeah?

What are you not telling me?

It's tempting, but dangerous.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

I just…

You know, Danny sometimes just gets a little intense with me.

That's it. Always another family member to throw under the bus.

That little shit.

Sheila, I swear to God...

No, it's not what you're thinking at all.

We've just been having, like, intense, you know…

- Like hate sex? - Yeah. I guess you could call it that.

So, what are you doing? Like, bossy stuff?

Light bondage? Heavy bondage?

No. More, like, emotional?

I know it's not healthy, but it's one way for me to figure it all out, you know?

It's not healthy,

but that's super hot.

Yeah, it's very, very hot.

- I'm still leaving him. - Okay.

I just need a little more time, more money. This is how I get it.

- Boom. - Is it really bad?

Oh, my God. Don't even worry about it

because I literally have the best cover-up in my purse.

And a card for a divorce lawyer. Whenever you're ready. No rush.

And I have an amazing water-based lubricant.

I swear, there will be zero friction. But I think I left it in my evening bag.

No, here it is. I already used that, but you don't want to know that story.

And then when the election didn't go our way,

that was really the beginning of the end.

Although it was tough to see at the time, you know?

I do, yeah.

We tried to keep things alive with the think tank and the...

We did have some good ideas for change.

But he just couldn't handle that I wanted to prioritize my family.

And he moved on.

Well, I happen to think that what you're doing is very brave.

David... My David, he never watched the kids. Never.

Never packed a lunch. Never did pickup.

- Look where that got him. - Mexico with his secretary.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

No, please. I'm fine.

Look at me. I'm, like, free.

I'm completely free.

Candice, what did I say about biting?

I'm just glad that Leo and C...

Well, both of them, really, are here, seeing an involved father.

Well, we're all about progress in this house. Radical progress.