He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown

Ahhh!

Ooh, that dog drives me crazy.

"And the little pig refused to open the door and then the wolf became very angry.

And he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house in."

That's ridiculous. No animal could huff and puff that hard.

Puff!

Puff!

Puff!

Puff!

That dog is gonna drive us crazy.

Ooh.

Ooh, that dog.

After the show, we'll stop and get a hot-fudge sundae, okay?

- Okay, fine. - Bang! Bang!

Boy, Charlie Brown, it was a great show.

Free candy, 10 cartoons and three monster pictures.

Well, Charlie Brown? - Well, what?

That dog is impossible.

Charlie Brown, you've got to do something about that dog.

- It's up to you, Charlie Brown. - Why me?

Because he's your dog, Charlie Brown!

Dear Daisy Hill Puppy Farm...

...I am writing in regard to one of your less distinguished alumni.

Perhaps a refresher course in obedience and the social graces...

...would be appropriate.

Therefore, I am going to send him back...

...and have you teach him a little discipline.

I'm sorry, Snoopy, but it's for your own good.

The kids just can't stand your undisciplined behavior.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Chuck.

I'm calling to ask a favor.

Remember Snoopy, my shortstop?

Sure, Chuck. You mean that funny-looking kid with the big nose?

Yeah, I guess he does have kind of a big nose.

Well, anyway, he's going on a little trip across town, see.

He's going back to school for a little refresher course.

Back to school? Poor kid.

Oh, it's nothing serious. He'll see his family and have a good time.

That's great. He deserves it.

You know, he's the only one on your team who really knows what's going on.

So, what's the favor you wanted?

I wonder if he could stop at your house and spend the night.

See, he's going to walk, and he'll only get about as far as your house the first evening.

Sure, Chuck old boy. Happy to be of service.

Tell your friend Peppermint Patty will see he's comfortable.

So long, Chuck.

That shortstop was the funniest-looking kid I ever saw.

Now, don't forget, Snoopy, stop over at Peppermint Patty's.

She's expecting you.

Oh, don't forget your dish. You're supposed to bring your own dish.

So long, old pal.

Hey, it's the shortstop. Hi, pal. Glad you could make it.

Going back to school, eh? Chuck says you'll have lots of fun.

Must be a drag, though, having to go back to school.

Here's your room, Snoop.

Put your stuff down here, then we'll take you for a little chow.

You must be hungry after your long trip.

Hi, Roy. We're gonna get us a bite to eat. Remember Snoopy?

He's that strange kid I told you about.

He never says a word but he's a good shortstop.

Here you are, pal.

This will take the chinks out of the old tummy.

Boy, that's the strangest kid I've ever seen.

It sure has been quiet around here without old Snoopy.

I hope he's having a good time. I hope they haven't been too tough on him.

Hi, Charlie Brown. Any news from Snoopy?

You know, Snoopy drives me crazy, but it sure has been quiet since he left.

I hope they don't mistreat him.

Roy, there's something about that kid out there.

You almost get the idea that he thinks he's a soldier on leave in Paris.

Heh-heh-heh. Ha-ha-ha.

Here you are, Snoopy. Glad you could stay an extra day.

Hope they don't miss you at school.

Hmm.

What is it with this kid? I wonder how long he's gonna stay.

Boy, this kid is something else. I wonder if anybody misses him.

He's been here a week...

...and I suddenly realize why nobody misses him.

Hello? Snoopy? No, he isn't here. He's at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

This is the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm?

He didn't show up? But he left a week ago.

I don't understand.

He left, and was supposed to stop at Peppermint Patty's, then--

Hello, Peppermint Patty? This is Chuck.

Chuck Brown.

Hi, Chuck. Boy, am I glad you called.

Remember that shortstop of yours called Snoopy?

He's still here, and he's eating us out of house and home.

He seems to think he's at a resort. That kid is a strange one.

He never says a word, just signals for service.

This is terrible. He was supposed to have gone to get some training.

I'd better go over and pick him up.

I hate to take this leash.

But if he's going to act this way, it's his own fault.

Hi, Chuck. Boy, am I glad to see you.

That Snoopy friend of yours is something.

Wait till you see him. He's wearing the strangest outfit.