Sleep With Me

Hey.

Luna.

How are you?

How am I?

Weren't you the one who broke up with me through text and disappeared?

Sorry?

Wow. Thanks.

You know it's for the best.

We're not a good match.

It's just... we're so different from each other.

Anyway, thank you so much for putting my stuff together.

It's nice seeing you.

Luna.

I can change.

I'll change my sleeping habits to match yours.

No. I don't want that.

I can do it.

My coach said,

that pain is temporary but quitting lasts forever.

Well...

I guess this is quitting then?

Hello, sleeping beauty!

Surprised?

Hi.

You need help?

I can manage.

Don't worry.

-Sure? -Yes.

Okay, good.

It's not like I was going to help.

Wow.

You just had to say that.

Hey, your phone.

I got it.

So...

You good?

Yes.

Sure?

Yes.

I'm just gonna study outside.

Okay.

Bye.

Sir.

Can you help me out?

Is that yours?

No, I'm stealing it.

That slot is for PWDs.

Can't you see the signpost?

I'm a PWD.

-Anyway, ma'am. -Sir, can you just...

It's only for PWDs.

Don't do it again.

Shit.

Time check,

it's 12:01. Are you still awake?

You're with Harry who isn't hairy.

The Harry who's in no hurry.

And the Harry who will help you fall asleep.

So hurry up if you're still awake

because it's time for Sleep with Me.

Angel, I understand. You're in a difficult situation.

It's not easy to forget a person you've known for a long time but

choose yourself.

Don't force yourself on someone who isn't right for you.

Angel, we're rooting for you.

Always choose to be happy.

And when you're sad and need someone to talk to,

I'm here for you.

Call us at 929-4589

because we know

that every broken heart deserves to be heard.

This song is for you.

I'm going!

Hi, Joy.

You alone?

Yup.

Why?

It's just that the whole time I've known you,

you rarely come alone.

You always have a date.

Well, I just bring them here because I know you'll save me in case things go wrong.

Remember that girl that couldn't stop talking about her ex?

She even showed you a picture.

Stalker.

Her voice was so loud! And she was right in front of me.

Do you think...

Do you think I'm a difficult person to have a relationship with?

Not my area of expertise.

I'm just here for drinks, not feelings.

Listen...

Are you trying to protect others or are you protecting yourself?

You're afraid of your own feelings,

so you stick with people and things that don't make you feel anything.

Hi. Is this seat taken?

It's available.

What are you having?

Beer. Whatever's on top.

Sorry, I hope you don't mind.

Is it okay if you move?

Because I'm actually waiting for someone.

Sorry.

Waiting for someone?

Why?

The whole time I've known you, you've never waited for anyone.

Well, I guess...

I just got tired of waiting.

Waiting for someone who understands me,

my life, and everything that entails.

Which part?

The part where you’re emotionally unavailable?

Or the part where you can only fall asleep in the daytime?

The part where you mind your own business.

You started it.

Suit yourself.

Time check, it's 1:35.

Why are you still awake?

And because every broken heart deserves to be heard,

it's time for your favorite segment,

your daily dose of unsolicited advice.

Two bucks.

Caller number one, you're on the line. Hello?

Hello, can you hear me?

Yes, loud and clear.

So what's the problem?

I have a crush on my classmate.

We're graduating this year and I still haven't talked to them.

That does seem like a problem.

I think what you need is an ice breaker.

Something like a pick-up line.

Pick-up line?

Can you give an example?

For you, I can do even better.

Let's ask for the help of your fellow listeners

and it's time for a giveaway.

Our prize for tonight is

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So what are you waiting for?

Call our hotline now at 929-4589.

Here we go.

Caller number seven, you're on the air.

What's your name?

Wendy.

Hi, Wendy.