Yemaali (ஏமாலி)

'Naive'

Oh beauty; My coziness

Arrogance; Pretty lips...

"A sky without the moon"

"Water at Saturn got romantic"

"I fell for the beauty"

"You arrogantly slapped me"

"My heart palpitates"

"Pleasure fills the places kissed"

"The dream is coming true"

"Every second is in her hands"

"A sky without the moon"

"Water at Saturn got romantic"

"I fell for the beauty"

"You arrogantly slapped me"

"Because of your thoughts till midnight"

"My sleep is getting painful"

"With your beautiful voice"

"Can I weigh my heart?"

"The struggle of youth is happening in my eyes"

"I fall for your gestures"

"Cannot find the symptoms"

"You came in like a robber"

"A sky without the moon"

"Water at Saturn got romantic"

"I fell for the beauty"

"You arrogantly slapped me"

Hi, I am in a wedding

Can't express my feelings; Trying to stop thinking about that

but again and again it comes

Oh...Oh my God; Badly I need that

Again and again

Hey sweetheart

You know, just now you were in my dreams

Oh I can't believe this what a timing!

Who is she? - Who else will come in my dream?

Come, let's have some spicy talks - Who is she?

Tell me first -Who are you talking about?

Who is she? -Why are you irritating on the phone in the morning?

Oh, am I irritating?

The one in the selfie too close to you. Who is she?

Selfie girl? I saw on FaceBook

You posted a selfie with a girl. Who is she?

Oh that one? We had a party at Sheraton after a project

She is my client and we just had a peg

Will you click a selfie by hugging after a peg?

Even I have not clicked a picture with you

I never said no; You denied for selfies

You only said that lovers today first disclose their love to all on Facebook

and inform their parents later

But we should not be like them Mali,

You said you wanted to disclose our love first to our parents

So till that no FB and no posts; you asked to clear WhatApp chats

You said this

Guys post of FB even if a girl sits next to them

but I have never posted or written about the girl I love

did not even disclose to my friends

I asked you to not click a selfie with me but you clicked with other third rates

Mind your tongue Ritu, she is my client

You get angry if I scold her?

Ok then go with her

I didn't ask about your food -Cut the call

Calling and torturing in the morning; What did you say?

You want my call to be your first call but today am I a torture to you?

Ok Get lost

Hey I am so sorry; I spoke in anger

I am very sorry and I love you so much; Please listen to me

Very sorry; I love you I love you, I love you

If girls know guys are scared

They make them beg like crazy

Our person is no different

49 missed calls, 73 text messages, 59 WhatsApp message and 36 voice note

After all these she accepted to meet me

Ritu, I have asked you not to use many things that I dislike

I request you not to wear this black dress anymore

Look, she willingly wore this dress

Feel like nicely abusing her

Come on. Tell me. Why did you wear this dress?

Don't you know I dislike this dress? If dress is problem then can I undress?

Look how she is talking?

It is wrong if I say remove or say don't remove

Poor me -Why did you call me?

You always sit next to me Why are you sitting there?

I am not here to romance. I'll leave after your talk

Why are you talking only about leaving? I loved you but I won't beg

Then go beg her

Don't act smart; Just sit

Please sit here

Please understand and sit; -Oh my God

Please... Sit down

Tell me

Let's not talk. I've ordered your favorite blueberry ice cream. Eat and leave

I am not here to eat that

I ordered it for you. Better eat it or pay the bill

What? -Excuse me, bill please

How cheap you are? -What cheap?

I bought your favorite Mexican and Italian cuisine even if they are pricey

How many dresses I got you?

Even a panty costs Rs.3500

Half the girls here don't know about this expensive stuff

It is so smooth and soft; Can't feel like wearing it

You said all these and I paid the bills for it

You are talking about your expenditure? -Yes I am

It is not an expense rather love and affection I have on you

I wanted to convince you somehow before you could come here

But you proved I am useless by wearing this black dress I hate

Yes you are a heap of crap and nothing more

1200 is the bill. I'll pay 600 balance you have to pay

I don't want to see your face again. Get lost

Get lost

If I don't call back for her behaviour...

She will fight for not calling. If I call even after this,

She will abuse me in English

Its a mistake to even give and take

But I have decided

No messages and calls till she call me back

I did not call her the entire day and she called me in the night

I was happy thinking she missed me a lot

But she had vengeance that I didn't call her and gave a nice shock

Let's break up. I have decided. -So easily you said

Why break up now? -You deserve it. I don't want to continue at all

I decided that I want to quit

We unanimously decided to love but You are deciding breakup alone?

Its over. I don't want to talk to you Don't call me or text me hereafter

Don't make me block your number by calling often. Good Bye

Hello... Hello Hello

[the number you are calling is switched off]

Are you breaking up with me? Now I am breaking up with you

More than your love, your torture was more

I don't need your love and torture; Get lost

Why should I get tensed? People enjoy with a party for love success

People should enjoy love failure as well with a party

Yes lets celebrate. Let's celebrate the breakup party

Brother...Pick up the call

Hi guys, welcome to all for tech zone program - Thanks Sir

Excuse me sir - Yes. What happened sir? Any accident? - No no no

No bro, not an accident Just an incident

actually I realized to have a chat with you all in that moment only

A girl here attempted suicide three days back

Luckily I was there and I was hurt while saving her

Sir who is she? - I don't know her name but she is a bold girl

one needs extreme boldness to commit suicide

She didn't know how to positively use the boldness

Love matter sir? -Exactly. See...

...till 20 years a girl only get advices and no compliments from her family

but her world changes as she comes out to work

colleague says she looks pretty in a dress; her higher official compliments her too

and she falls in love with such men

if any guy proposes her; she cares nothing but him

in excitement she says 'Yes' and they start loving

and commits suicide if there is any problem in love

follow 80:20 principle if you are a sensitive person

Love yourself 80% and love others only 20%

Approach me if you have problems; I will be there for you

Brother - Yes -Who is she?

Why you want to know? -To convince her?

You want to try her in the name of convincing. That is only good for all

You neither eat, not serve

What Mali has sent a text as breakup?

Hey does Mali love? -He didn't love but now breakup?

When you loved and when it ended?

Let go man. Its like getting a bill for a call you never spoke

If breakup party trends, I have to spend every week for a party

Hey you will die if you drink again

I won't drink. Promise on you dear. One...One minute

Ya buddy? -Hey Mali is giving party come lets drink like crazy

I will call you later buddy -Who is that?

Nothing baby

Can I get my girlfriend? She is a party maniac

If you bring her then you will also go single. Is it fine?

Won't the party be vegetarian?

I said no to girlfriend only; Bring some other so and so

So and so? - It means any side kick girl or an item

Ok Bye -Come let's go. -Where are you coming?

You won't drink but visiting the party I live on alcohol

Hi Dude

Brother -Hey Brother

Hi Bro -Super

What happened brother?

For 2 years, 6 months 2 weeks, 3 days, 18 hours

20 minutes and 32 seconds I loved her madly

But she ditched me and went off

Like medical kiss its numerical love brother

I feel a lot brother -Oh God

You pour your feeling to him; I'll go pour alcohol in tummy

Bye brother -Go

Come here

"She made you an a**"

"She nicely ditched you -He has started"

"I fell for a wrong girl"

"She ditched in the name of love"

"No no, no no no, no no No girl friend for us"

"No no, no no no, no no so as so dating, no no no no"

"Dude can you miss an amazing party"

"its B-R-E-A-K-UP breakup"

"No no, no no no, no no No girl friend for us"

"No no, no no no, no no so as so dating, no no no no"

"Block on FB, Twitter and WhatsApp"

"male male, feel male reel reel these girls are"

"She'll scream without a mike; She'll use extra fittings to look young"